what 1 actor/actress would you punch in the face if you had one shot?

does anna nicole smith count?

tom cruise

Martin Sheen and Johnny Depp......

Couple of un-patriotic neo-facists that need to shut their Hollywood mouths and get the fuck outta my country.
Sean Penn would suffice....he's a little cunt too.

hey you fuck, girls always say i look like johnny depp, and that's good because they think he's hot...

if you punch him then you'd basically be punching me (in the heart)...

*cries*

I would love to crush Reese Witherspoon's face with a shovel.

what about that fat piece of gay shit Michael Moore?
that guy distorts facts, makes up things and lies about chronology of things to try to convince people of his moronic filth.

University of Joe McNamara said:


ehheeheh, yeaaah, a few things a little screwy, but that still doesn't change the fact that he's a pretty brilliant filmmaker. I do agree with quite a bit of the shit he covers though. He makes some excellent points.

The Awful Truth Series
Bowling For Columbine
Roger & Me (haven't seen this yet)

his columns and speeches are what I am talking about.
I haven't seen his movies, nor will I.
TV Nation was entertaining though.

I hope he dies.
Even if he was right about how evil the government is, I still wouldn't care because I love to hate people and if we are bombing civilians then good. Let them die.

Whitney Houston (she counts because she was in that ballsniffer "The Bodyguard")

litacore said:

and yet that's portentious because she'd probably have 20 bodyguards who'd beat the fuck out of me in turn!

i got your back, we can go down together.
but not before I mace the whole lot of them.

originialy, I was going to say either john denver or sunny bono...
but they are both dead.
then I was going to say jim morrison, but he's dead too.
I would have to go with Jared Lato
though, I would like to kill Pacino about 20 years ago cause I heard that if you kill him, you become him.

actually, I want to bunch that guy from waterworld/the bodygaurd too.
whatever his name is...

I wonder if they sell fire extenguisher cans with mace in 'em. Now THAT would be cool!

LONG LIVE JOENOTCOMMON!!!

does Arnold Schwartznegger still count?

My dad made fun of John Denver when he died.
My dad rules.

the_reverend said:

Kevin Costner. Stand in line to smoke that fuckwit

the_reverend said:

kevin costner?

University of Joe McNamara said:

Plane crashes should be regulated

best thing john denver ever did "a muppet christmas carol"
second best thing, dying in a plane crash

Jerry Only second place

any of them that bitch about our goverment and denounce our involvment in the war with afganastan and irac al deserve a punch on the face

I just want us to get it over with and bomb the UK.
attention uk: I saw trainspotting, I know what you are up to, cunts.

baneofexistence said:

and why are we over there?

out of the kindness of our hearts? we want to save the country from despair? i doubt it, they just have resources we need (oil), otherwise we'd let them kill eachother.

or maybe it's just because we're still angry about september 11th?

or maybe it's because george bush likes to kill people or start shit with people. (how many people did he sentence to death in texas again?)

I don't like the war
I don't like sadam
I don't like gwb
it seems like the pentagon is running around like a chicken with it's head cut off over there, while our proud solders are getting their brains smeared across the ground.
and he wants another $87 billion? what a fucktard.

hopefully, you get that douche out of office and put someone better in place. granted, no one else seems to have any clue either.
hopefully, he's like his dad, a one hit wonder.

if you think oil is what is motivating this war you clearly are dumber than i thought cause i thought you had more smarts than that

let me ask you do you remember a guy named ADOLPH HITLER sadam is just as bad as hitler and if he not stopped who know what he will wind up doing and as for osama i think 9/11 speaks for it's self


i'm an
EYE FOR AN EYE kinda guy if i had my way both countrys would be dust and as for the people who were given the death sentance in TX are you saing they didn't deserve to be put to death


RustedAngel said:

the_reverend said:


kevin Costner (i don't like him either)

i still don't get why you don't like Jared Leto though...

Succubus, your hatred for Kevin Costner is obviously derived from an unfulfilled sexual tension which most likely developed somewhere between Dances With Wolves and Waterworld.

My suggestion: make Aaron wear a poncho and have him grow gills just behind his ears.

hahahaha well i don't HATE him...i just said i don't like him either...Aaron wants to punch him...heh

Obviously Aaron wants to punch him.
He's jealous.
And who could blame him?
Aaron isn't even half the man that Kevin Costner is, and he knows that you know that.

hahahahahaha yeah right!

baneofexistence said:

sadam is not just as bad as adolph hitler.
If we actually cared about what he was doing why didnt we get involved 10 years ago when he gassed his own people?
I dont think bush went into the war because he wants the oil. I think he really thinks that iraq has biological weapons. I think iraq probably trashed all their weapons after 92 or whenever, but had to keep up an image that they still had them so the other surrounding countries wouldnt invade(Iran). So sadam kept his bluff and didnt let inspectors in. Now we end up destroying their country and their entire history and ruining any chance of economic stability, and there are no weapons to back it up.

i think to justify war you have to have a DAMN good reason for it. WWII was a very good reason. Hitler was trying to take over the world, we were morally obligated to stop it from happening. This was a shit poor excuse for a war. We had no proof of anything, and plenty of people died because of it, and now we've just pissed off the middle east more than we already have, not to mention the terrible economic crisis we're in. How the fuck are we going to afford rebuilding an entire country? vietnam vets cant even afford medication anymore.

blah blah blah blah. people have their own opinions. You cant change a mans view on politics, no matter how hard you try. But at least try to stay informed, most people dont care enough to do that, learn everything you can about it and make your own opinions based on that.

oh, and i'd punch drew barrymore in the face. fucking ruins every movie she's in.

her or julia roberts. ruined oceans 11 as well.

baneofexistence said:

there is no connection between sadam and 9/11.. they made that 100% clear. bush even said it.

baneofexistence said:

what's that saying? and eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind?

actually, bush pushed through a ton of death sentences on retarded people and people who were later found innocent due to DNA and other evidence.

I doubt we are over there just for oil... I think we are over there right now cause GWB has a little dick and needs to proove himself. Call me a member of Nuclear Assault if you want... but it just seems like we are getting sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo lied to about everything from every fucking direction and all I want to do is talk about punching celebs in the face and working my 9-5 with some concerts mixed in.

if thats what it take so be it




the_reverend said:

if you're calling me dumb, then you're calling rev and george dumb too. I don't really mean we're just over ther for oil (i do think that is one reason why are trying to keep control there) but we are over there for reasons that the public is not aware of.



no fucking way saddam is equal to hilter. noooo fucking way. read about WW2 some more and then get back to us.



but killing people who are truly not guilty? if they were proven not guilty later while they were sitting in a jail cell at least they'd have a chance to get out a live rather than just die right away. bush is a madman.

we are the most hated country in the world. i wonder why? because we stick our noses where it doesn't belong.

ray liotta....it just seems that if i don't punch him, he'll punch me....he gives off a bad vibe. that motherfucker.

why do people always say stuff like 'if we cared why didnt we do anything 10 years ago?'

the answer is: WE HAD A DIFFERENT FUCKING PRESIDENT THEN!
Becoming the president doesn't mean you take on the thoughts and identities of all the presidents before you like some sort of hive thinking.

how come left wing people always end arguments with silly statements like that?

oh yeah, we also gave Iraq a grant of money that they do not need to pay back, so much for utter economic coloniziation.

lets do what they did in that other country..
bring the ocean into bagdad and have tons and tons and tons of beach front property!
hipp hipp happy horse shit!

Kate Hudson
Courtney Love
and Ann Coulter

Guys.....on the Iraq subject.

Just remember as you blame 1 single man for all of your political woes...
He can't even take a dump without Congess ok'ing it. Blame your Government as a whole...not just Bush.
That's my 2 cents.

Besides, don't you think that the guys in our government know what theyre doing better than a bunch of undereducated matelheads like us on a message board?? I'm a college grad, but I still consider myself under-educated when it comes to running a country and the entire free world.
Hope I didnt offend any of ya's talkin' politics. It's a sure way to fuck up friendships.

Any fucking brittish actor, especially that dude who was in bridget jones' diary, what the fuck is that limey brits name....hugh grant!! he sux. i can't stand brittish accents. they're just a notch bit worse than the boston chowdah head accent.

The kid from Donnie Darko for taking Toby McGuire's place in Spider Man and for having sex with Kirsten Dunst, if not him Ashton Kutcher.

am i the only one on this message board who actually liked donnie darko?

tears for fears is wicked metal dood.

thornnvine said:

lock stock and two smoking barrels is one of my favorite movies

I liked Donnie Darko, I just don't know his name, so I refer to him as the kid from Donnie Darko..

>>
lock stock and two smoking barrels is one of my favorite movies>>

so... it's full of brittish actors and actress'....whats your point.

Actually, I saw that movie too. To tell you the truth, I'm not impressed by anyone who hooks up with Madonna and is also brittish. thats 2 negative strikes for guy richie. That movie was too clever for it's own good. It was about as bad as a quentin tarentino movie i can think of. not on the top of my list.

Yes...
Quentin Tarantino movies are bad...
Very bad...

Ben Affleck because spider man and the x-men were so good, and well daredevil was just not.

cabin boy rocked. that was a good movie. chris elliot is the man.