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returntothepit >> discuss >> NuYears resolutions by Hope-4-2014 on Jan 1,2014 5:12am
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toggletoggle post by Hope-4-2014 at Jan 1,2014 5:12am
1. Gain Weight [for the ladies]

2. Increase smoking from 1 to 2 packs a day

3. Pollute -way more

4. Steal narcotics from aging family members

5. At least 2 more broken relationships

6. Lurk moar

7. Defeat Xenu in final battle



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 1,2014 11:53am
on the real...
1) get back into my gym routine
2) jerk off to Hugh Jackman
repeat.



toggletoggle post by Evenreeler at Jan 2,2014 2:36am
1.Adopt radical misogynist agenda

2. Rally direct action operatives

3. Direct bilateral negotiations with rogue states

4. Clean mirrors in moms basement

5. Jack off to demon self in now clean mirrors on shrooms



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Jan 2,2014 11:31am
1. Hmm
2. Get a cat



toggletoggle post by Manifestowriter at Jan 2,2014 11:28pm
ALL IM INTERESTED IN THIS YEAR IS ABSOLVING HUMANITY FOR THURR SINS:

1. Abolish post-modernist thinking

2. Abridge language to omit every term beginning with the prefix 'pre'

3. Neutralize Rt.2's capacity to perpetuate commercialism/materialistic counter-culture



toggletoggle post by GRUDE LAW at Jan 16,2014 7:09am
Win another Oscar and arrest Alx_fgt

I mean "an anonymous poster"



toggletoggle post by NH Brufaggotry at Jan 16,2014 9:09am
Get my $18 back from Duncan.



toggletoggle post by RTTP DEPARTMENT OF PERSONAL GRUDES at Jan 16,2014 9:16am
1. drink more while bitterly watching cat videos on youtube
2. buy a speak and spell
3. %&#@*(_%&@#$!@
4. destroy peppers and onions



toggletoggle post by grilled_dickcheese_sandwich  at Jan 17,2014 11:24am
1. Stop asking girls if the rag in my pocket smells like chloroform.

2. Throw away all shart stained underwear.

3. Start masturbating into house plants to make them grow faster.



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