Greetings one who is called "Abbath"! I am Xglooxgloo from the planet ^^<<Zingopoof#34. I have located your location on the Cape of cod. I wish to play the ()(/weg; similar to your human "bass guitar". If you do not except me. I will plant a becon in your anus.

Good day.


-Xglooxgloo

Hello strange creature from a far, if you want to join the ranks of Valhalla, i'd be glad for you to come aboard, post back here if you want, or IM me. I'm not a huge fan of having things put into my ass, so i'm far than willing to give you a chance to play with us...
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..... GOD DAMNIT SWAMPLORD!!! HATE YOU
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WHAT A BASTARD, brion, kenny wants to jam with us some time still

Someone just got F'd in the A.