Sup nigga?

How you livin?

Only R. Kelly's Doo Doo Butter is real.

Weird. He doesn't look like he knows how to weld.

i thought this thread was about me, but then i realized you don't know about my lobster butter incident.

Put it out there in the open, for all to see.

yea, you can't say you had a "lobster butter incident" and not say what happened...that's just un-American

he shit his pants and it looked like butter & lobster

here's the cool story, bros:
a few years back, whilst sitting at my desk, i decided to rip a fart. however, it wasn't just a fart. it came with a special liquid gift. i checked my undies and they were clean. i wiped and sure enough, there on the paper, was a yellowish smear of lobster butter, complete with herbs and spices. alas, there were no crustaceans around for dipping. the end. :(

you ruined the story, prick. what a bland description without narrative or a sense of whimsy.

and years later you decided to troll using lobster butter as your name

that i didn't do. the only thing that got trolled was that toilet paper i described.

undigested lobster butter FTW

PAULA DEEN BUTTER GODDESS SUPREME HIGH COURT

bennyhillifier

BUTTTTTTTERRRRRRRR!!!!

I miss delicious_peppered_salami.

Hey, I resemble that remark!

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