Last week: I started out as a cheating, lying scoundrel. I've never cheated on anyone before so this already made me feel really shitty. The dream got worse and worse. Eventually I was facing some chubby girl (who I think was blackmailing me or something) on a tall bridge in the middle of a forest. She started running away, so I shot her 5 times with a beretta, hitting her once in the leg. I casually walked over, pulled out a long rope/noose and threw her over the bridge where I watched her hang and then released her into the water. Looking down, there were five or six other bodies in the water that I knew I had killed.

Then in this morning's dream I was an astronaut or something. I was all out of Doctor Bronner's soap, so I had to use some shitty store brand body wash. It was fine until some weird shit that looks like astronaut ice cream came out, which at the time, seemed pretty normal. Then I realized they were green and yellow grubs that were burrowing into my skin laying eggs. I had to rip some of them off and their heads were still attached to me. Fucking space worms.

Been watching too much Torchwood and X-Files as of late.

Serial killers don't fap.

FAPBOMB.

Amazing.

I had some sort of eugenics dream last night. Humans all over the world getting into categories and relocating, Earth-wise, to live in the right place. That's all I remember now.

I remember getting shot in the stomach and having it actually feel real. Can't remember the circumstances as to why that happened though. That was fun.

Attacked by insects, millions of them

i had a lucid dream this morning. started out traveling on boats and trains with a bunch of people i didn't really care for but had to stick with.
at one of the train stations, i went to a food vendor and noticed that their logo was a combination of the burger king and dairy queen logos -- that let me know that i was dreaming.
i decided to stop and ash the cashier for directions. her image got a little blurry as soon as i started directing the dream, but nothing else changed. i asked her, "can you help me find my way to..." but i couldn't remember where i was going.
then i woke up.

Jason was trying to attack me, another one had alien shark infestations.

i had a dream that the american people overthrew their fascist overlord government by no longer using money, rejecting all politcians, and posting about the revolution on rttp, which became viral and spread to the world. they became the change that swept the nation and rendered money obslete

i will forever refer to this as "the american dream"

HOLY FUCKING SHIT I can't even fucking copy that pic of the chick w those holes (despite not being real) cause I've dreamed that A FUCKING LOT - In the dream ithese things looked like warts, so I dug at one and this thing came out that had a ROOT that was like 3 or 4 inches long, and they're growing in my fingertips. I have goosebumps just looking at this pic, total fucking nightmare.

I think she's just bedazzled.

I had a dream...