New site? Maybe some day.
1) take 1,000,000 pictures of local bands
2)
3) get laid
I can't for the life of me figure it out.
2) test the depth of your deep throat with a tube of toothpaste
Pam is obviously a girl which makes her advice already terrible.
2) send txt pix of wiener didn't work.
Pam is obviously a girl which makes her advice already terrible.
and hilarious because we both know there's nothing you can do to make her forget how terrible you are.
shes italian i think u have to guilt her into it
life with women is like a box of chocolates that fucking hate your dick.
be like oh-a no-a my poor-a penis-a
be like oh-a no-a my poor-a penis-a
There is beer in my lungs now.
Nobody Takes Pictures of the Photographer
doo doo bap bap doo doo bap bap
Hook up with girls named Nora. Clearly.
2) send txt pix of wiener didn't work.
I got laid shortly after the time I sent you mine.
2) send txt pix of wiener didn't work.
I got laid shortly after the time I sent you mine.
IRRELEVANT
How about that fat cunt everyone hates in that other thread? She sounds easy.
Based on your personality, i would say this could work two ways. (with slight modifications.)
THE WRONG WAY
1) take 1,000,000 pictures of local bands
2) Be yourself
3) Barely ever get laid
THE OTHER WAY
1) take 1,000,000 pictures of local bands (but then dismiss it from mind, because it has nothing to do with getting girls... Although I'm sure it makes guys in bands hot and steamy.)
2) Learn the right balance of: (listed in order of importance)
-Confidence
-Listening
-Aggression.
3) get laid
obviously it's not as easy as 1-2-SEX, but with practice it get easier.
2) Don't get married and/or have kids.
2) Don't get married and/or have kids.
Fucking obviously.
2. Make Copious Profit
(the small business thing is cute, but unless you're making 6 figures, it doesn't help much in the vagina department.)
2) Don't get married and/or have kids.
QFT
2) Make local bands perform sexual favours in exchange for rights/usage of said photos.
good thing rttp math equations only have 4 numbers that equal 0
Don't make a thread about it?
2) dont live in New Hampshire
UGGHHHH
that bitch needs a punch in the tit bags.
... followed by a good romping of course!
2) Don't say Simpsons did it in every conversation while looking like a thin Comic Book guy on a hiking trip.
1. Stalk around shows with camera
2. Creep up behind girls and show them you took 100 pictures of them while Terror was playing.
3. Get served divorce papers
You're all wrong.
The correct answer is "?"
be like oh-a no-a my poor-a penis-a
This.
Return to the ArithmaDICK
Certain photographer in wmass always has young girls fllowing him...looks like a troll too.
Clearly the answer is... grow your own vagina.
only having kids is real.
only having kids is real.
at least your kid is cool. lots of kids are shitty assholes.
bennyhillifier
haha no, I know. having kids and being a musician = hard stuff.
kudos on making the effort at least.
but to answer rev's question:
2. Go to shows and hold civil conversations with people without having it be about your penis every 5 minutes
1) take 1,000,000 pictures of local bands
2) LASAGNA
3) get laid
Say what?
2) Don't say Simpsons did it in every conversation while looking like a thin Comic Book guy on a hiking trip.
this
this thread has become a monster.
I almost felt bad for Aaron... for like a second.
2. Develop mildly tolerable personality
this thread has become a monster.
I almost felt bad for Aaron... for like a second.
He doesn't have feelings, it's ok.
2. begging
why doesn't that one work?
I created this to be funny. So, my only feelings are feelings of disgust. mostly at smelly dicks.
but to answer rev's question:
2. Go to shows and hold civil conversations with people without having it be about your penis every 5 minutes
I used to be able to talk to the fella, now he just winks and licks his lips at me...
I ain't never cleaned my dick before and I ain't starting now.
You didn't say that last time it went from you ass t your mouth, why being so macho on line now.
I ain't never cleaned my dick before and I ain't starting now.
I couldn't help but imagine you saying that while looking like this:
Also, reup for my proudest flyer attempt.
there were no brushes used, noob
your sarcasm meter has failed you for the last time, admiral.
Sarcasm was inherently obvi, and was quickly transcended by the chance to make fun of your photoshop skills.
basis of my serious PS work, you have not seen.
LAN party: photoshop edition, my place or yours?
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