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returntothepit >> discuss >> The Karate Kid (2010) by Slag on Jun 9,2010 5:01pm
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toggletoggle post by Slag at Jun 9,2010 5:01pm
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1155076/


ITT: Will Smith's spawn ruining a classic.




toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jun 9,2010 5:04pm
ha, that kids name is "jaden" isn't his moms name jada? haha



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Jun 9,2010 5:07pm
ths looks hilariously bad...



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 9,2010 5:11pm
At least it ain't a girl.

I say they bring back 3 Ninjas. That opening scene when GameGear was hi-tech was the shit.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Jun 9,2010 5:16pm edited Jun 9,2010 5:16pm
This actually doesn't look that bad. At least they aren't completely rehashing the same "bully beats up new kid, new kid learns karate from quirky old man, kid enters karate tournament, kid beats up bullies that beat him up" story.



toggletoggle post by DreadKill  at Jun 9,2010 5:18pm
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
ha, that kids name is "jaden" isn't his moms name jada? haha
and his daughter is willow



toggletoggle post by bradness so totally at work at Jun 9,2010 5:54pm
only Beverly Hills Ninja is reeeel





toggletoggle post by bornofosichris  at Jun 9,2010 6:04pm
truth.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Jun 9,2010 6:04pm



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Jun 9,2010 6:22pm
DreadKill said[orig][quote]
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
ha, that kids name is "jaden" isn't his moms name jada? haha
and his daughter is willow

HAHA



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jun 9,2010 11:52pm
Three wrong things about this:

The Karate kid was not even close to black.
Jackie Chan? Really?
Why are they teaching him kung fu? It's the fucking karate kid.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 10,2010 12:23am
immortal13 said[orig][quote]
Why are they teaching him kung fu? It's the fucking karate kid.


Wow, somehow this never occurred to me. LOL

(Probably because if they filmed it in Japan the Japanese Film Council would make them put an eel insertion scene in somewhere.)



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 10,2010 12:28am edited Jun 10,2010 12:30am
immortal13 said[orig][quote]
Why are they teaching him kung fu? It's the fucking karate kid.


Joke #2:

"Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts? No. Will Smith's children use Krav Maga."



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