Yeah, so I was in bed with my wife a few minutes ago. The mood was set just right, our daughter was asleep, everything was perfect, and we were just about to fuck. Then all of a sudden the phone started ringing. Of course I wasnt going to answer it, so I just let it ring. This went on for about 5-10 minutes, and it was really starting to piss me off. It eventually stopped ringing, so we were just about to get busy. And then, a few minutes later, the fuckin doorbell starts ringing and there's someone knocking on the door. Now at this point, I am fuckin PISSED. I'm in bed trying to get some, and some fucker was ruining it for me. I eventually got so fuckin tired of the shit, that I got up, put on some pants, and went to the front door. When I opened it, it was my neighbor, who was having a "party" across the street. And he wanted to borrow my blender so he could make some margaritas. Needless to say, I kicked his ass. I handed him the blender, punched him in the fuckin jaw, and then we broke out into a fight. That motherfucker tried to CHOKE me, what kind of shit is that?? Choking someone in a fight, what a pussy. Fight like a man and use your fists, jesus christ. Well anyway, I gave the guy the asskicking he deserved, but the mood is still ruined, so I cant score with my wife. The fight woke up my baby, now she's crying, she wont go back to sleep, everything is just a total clusterfuck, and I cant get any pussy. All thanks to that fucking douchebag that lives across the street. Thanks alot, Jim. Maybe next time I can fuck my wife, AND yours!

Just wanted to get this shit off my chest. Don't you guys just hate it when stuff like this happens?

you are the one that gave them your blender. you should have made them suck you off too.

just a warning to anyone that tries to fight me, I will mostlikely have my camera in my hands and regardless, I will aim at your balls, tits, eyes, throat, or any other soft target to take you out.

COME AT ME BRO.

I'd get to your nips first.

Cool testosterone bro!

lol