... by stepping in front of his own train. This guy is a complete scumbag in my opinion. Not only does he embezzle federal funds (our fucking tax money) but he kills himself by getting hit by his own train which is probably gonna cause some serious metal trauma to the operator.

douchenozzle.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/05/08/chica...rent-suicide-train/?test=latestnews

On the bright side, he no longer lives in Chicago.

Life is bad. Death is release. We all go to Jesus, who circumsizes us while singing kumbaya.

I have no idea why, bu I fucking lulz hard to that.

Blame it on mark richards

How did I know someone was going to correlate this story to me?

On the bright side, maybe he'll start a band to vent his emotions called Serious Metal Trauma.

Xtreme metal terrorist

Cool. Hey? Where can I find some ass to mouth whores?

"The McHenry County Coroner Marlene Lantz said an autopsy was tentatively scheduled for Saturday."

How about this... he was hit by a fucking TRAIN.

You know, I remember having a conversation last night about culture in Japan where honor is a big thing. From what I was told it was fairly common there for CEOs to commit suicide if they do things to dishonor their company and/or the general public. What would you rather have, this guy continue to be alive and be the same greedy shit, or would you rather know he felt the guilt and decided to end it? I'd say this guy did exactly the right thing, who gives a shit about "mental trauma" or any of that.

Makes it hard to RAPE THE CORPSE, which is the death ritual prescribed by my religion, Trans-Judeo-Rastfarianism.

If you don't want your corpse rectum widened, don't die within my sight. Thank you.