http://www.examiner.com/article/index.cfm/i/042204n_charges

Mike Sweatpants Boneritis said to be moving there post haste!

sweet, looks like I'm moving to CA!

hahahaha passed out drunk with his pants down atop of a cadaver

does that guy know how to party or what??

hahaha thats awesome.

hm... I bet they call you the exhumed for a reason...

Exhumation is illegal in California, it specifically states that in the article.

Shot down Rev, shot down...

In this one place I forget where it was it might have been California but this girl stole a corpse and and put it in a hearse and drove it around and had sex with it. But they couldn't convict her of anything besides theft or something like that. Its been a while since I heard the story so some of my facts might be off a bit.

i remember seeing a story about a classic rock band who stole their singers body and burned it in the desert and they only got charged with stealing the casket.

dissector should write a song about this, and call it something witty.

yes dissector most def should!
as for the rest
yuck

so if you really gotta have sex with a corpse, go to california... right?

MyDeadDoll said:

Whenever I want to have sex with a corpse, I go to a graveyard...

hmm, chix havin sex with a dead body. thats puzzling. i mean after a lil while, im sure there cant be much of any stiffness down there.....which makes it tough for a female to have sex with anything, unless the body has a strap on or sumthing

corpses with strap-ons... there's your song title, dissector. work with it.

intricateprocess said:

We're writing a song about a real female necrophiliac and that got her off. There really aren't many females in that field but there are a few.

I hope you guys took cali up on this while you had the time...
it's now illegal.
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...10/od_uk_nm/oukoe_crime_necrophilia

'bout time

if i caught someone having sex with the corpse of a dead loved one...i'd take them...kill and mutilate them and then make everyone else have sex with them

it's a date

I had sex with a girl in CT who had a dead guy fetish. She wanted me to take a cold bath so that my body would be cold when she fucked me. She also liked to be strangled while getting fucked in the ass. She was a little tweaked but she was as hot as they come so I didnt complain.

The state's first attempt to outlaw necrophilia, in response to a case of a man charged with having sex with the corpse of a 4-year-old girl in Southern California, stalled last year in a legislative committee.


Lawmakers revived the bill this year after an unsuccessful prosecution of a man found in a San Francisco funeral home drunk and passed out on top of an elderly woman's corpse.

"Allah was allegedly discovered by an employee Saturday morning in the basement of the Hogan, Sullivan and Bianco funeral home on Ninth Avenue, passed out drunk, with his pants down, on top of the cadaver."


Just think everyday...millions of people pray to this Allah guy.



































lol.

christraper said:

a little tweaked? hahahahaha. thats serial killer shit man.

powerkok said:
Yea youre right. but if you saw this girl you wouldnt have cared either.