Very hesitant in doing so.

You don't have a girlfriend.

k.

fuck that...

yeah that's what I'm saying dude, I couldn't believe she even said it, right after I banged her too.

No. That's just not right.

Prince Albert or youre a pussy.

Remember that fuckin wrestler lol

No way you had sex.

Do you even know who I am?

WHO ARE YOU!???!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

You know me I was at the Bone Awl show I've seen you everywhere dude

The only time I met you was when you were handing out stickers at the bomb shelter and when me and some other random black metal guys were throwing wads of paper at you and other sotg members at th skybar.

asshole

lol

i have an autograph from this guy. right next to my signed shawn michaels actionfigure

that shits gay dude whats gonna happen when ya break break up with that one and the next one thinks ya a fag cause of it. and you would be a fag.

Do it or you're a pussy.

If you don't do it, someone here will do it for you whether you like it or not.

show her you're a mensch and pierce your guiche

I dunno if i would announce that after sex my gf wanted me to change my penis in some way....




And i did it. Prince Albert style.

Pissing in all directions... FTW!

You only get one cock. Don't fuck it up.

Signed and notarized oath of sexual slavery from this chick, or don't even think about it.

Even after getting mine done I don't think I could go with a PA. Something about the placement of it seems way too inconvenient. That and pissing everywhere.

you got your dick pierced?

lol

Shit yea man. It was right before your St. Patty's party last year. I'm pretty sure macaque was exposed at least 5 times there. I don't blame you for forgetting or not paying attention though.

I sliced it down the middle.

The Wrigley's approach?

Perhaps.

*shudder*

also that reminds me.. need to start planning for this years insane St Pattys Day debauchery fest.

Planning? I thought the recipe was "Keg of Gansett, People bring random food, Fin"

ya thats pretty much the gist of it. always room for improvement though. maybe we'll have hard no 9 set up and play in the backyard or somethin too. if its nice we could have a big ole BBQ set up.

Just have Meg make tons of Irish food again and call it a day. Shit was glorious.

Set up Brian's drums on the tramapoline or you're a pussy.

no we're talkin.

Yeah, it's one place that should have no mutilation.

I would probably do it if a girl asked me and I was reasonably sure she was gonna stick around long enough to get some use out of it. The however many months of no in-and-out might be rough, though.

Depends on how your body reacts. If you're comfortable enough and wear a rubber you can get back in the swing of things after only a few weeks. I waited about 2 and a half months and didn't have any issues. I wanna say it wasn't fully healed until about 4-5 months though.

I waited 3 months until I could get back to fucking. 3 months after that, it pissed me off and I took it out. Do not pierce the little guy, it's just rude and disrespectful.

Why would anyone do that. Fucking idiotic.

Hold on...let's get back on the subject of a keg of Gansett for a minute.

$60(not including keg deposit) comes with a half-barrel, a Gansett t-shirt, and two sleeves of cups. That promotion may be over though.

Dammit. I can't find gansett anywhere up here in NH, and the house I'm moving into, my roomates already have a keggerator and that would be perfect.

Don't know about kegs, but the Market Basket near me just started carrying it - being an RI native, that brought back meeemmmmorrriiiesssss.

Which market basket is that?

Let's just say northwest of Concord.

That's really far away from me. Fuck.

Fuck that. Just fuck her with a railroad spike.