what do you do? say what's up? kick him in the face? yell yankees suck?

personally, I would have loved to wipe that smirk off of his face

I'd say "Johnny Cupcakes store is that way"

im sure you would have faired well.

should have been diarrhea balloon'd. like a water balloon but laden with the aftermaths of exlax

You could have taken care of this. A strong Tanya Harding would have ended this whole situation.

ACME piano off the building.

haha i like the diarrhea balloon.

I'm surprised someone didn't bottle him

Although Dane Cook is a total asshole, I would've used his idea of walking up to Jeter, give him an uncomfortably long blank stare and say "Don't get on the plane".

haha!