im still looking to join or start a band. email me if your interested. indeathsembrace7@comcast.net

beyond the embrace needs a new bassplayer.

beyond the embrace is gay; abhorred isnt. where do you live, bass player?

yes where do you live!? we're looking for a basses too! but we're from cape cod is that a problem?

might as well say that were looking for a bass player too, are you in NH by any chance, if you are you should get in touch with me. lakes26@hotmail.com

assuck said:

YES!

bassplayer lives in scituate

Yeah, fucking join Abhorred, they fucking rock. They seriously need a good bassplayer. I fuckin' love those guys.

Oh, and it would help if you learned War Ensemble. They nail that song like nobody's fucking business.

I think Beyond the Embrace should make their useless 3rd guitar player play the bass.

Greg, Abhorred are awesome. JOIN THEM

SmallBrownRatFuck said:

you mean learn the way that it is actually played or the way that it SHOULD be played?

Tom Araya's way of playing it = not even playing at all because he sucks.

Dysentery needs bass player.......................www.dysentery.cjb.net

TheGreatSpaldino said:


ha, so many people say this, and it's true. part of the reason why i'm looking for a new bass player for my band. i compromise bass and vocals too much live and come off like a tom araya style bass player. i'm not trying to compare myself to someone from a legendary band, but i hate when people who sing/play an instrument can't pull it off well.

hey, my band is looking for a bass player, we play in naragansett but will be playing in bristol come mid-may. both about 30 min south of prov, we are metalcore with a little more metal than core. if your interested send me an email dcav02@aol.com

are u still lookin for a band or are u in one now

Im pretty sure Leukorria needs a bassist.

Greg, I heard your playing bass for my old gaycore/thrash/grind/kids who have fat girlfriends band. confirm this.

totally off topic but, Niccolai if that's your real name..i REALLY like it...

Like it? thats a first.
Most people bust my balls about it so I just post under Blackout. That way I don't haveto explain things to people.

as for the band I am talking about, check out Http://www.Lethiferous.cjb.net for details and reasons why this band eats frozen spermsickles.

joe and tim from december wolves i beleive need a bassist

haha fat girlfriends, oh man!!

that was quite the amusing little story on that website

Niccolai said:

they don't know any better
i really like it anyhow...i'm done!

i should quit my band and put myself up for auction.

one of the fastest right hands in finger style bass playing around right here... lets start the bidding at 20 bucks...

I'll put up 20 cents. I'd just make you clean my house anyway.

TheGreatSpaldino said:

What band do you play for right now?

best bassist in new england: Nick Kevorkian

morkul said:

Terminally Your Aborted Ghost

Cool! You guys got a cd or anything out yet? What kind of DM is it?

As far as speed goes, I think I could give you a good run for your money but when it comes to technique and wearing big metal stud spiokes, you kick me flat in the ass.

And yes, she is fat. It's rumored(mostly just by me) that she uses oatmeal to oil her fat rashes when she begins profusely sweating on those hot60 degree summer days.

...

wait~who's fat?

The twinkie loving behemoth on that page, ahsley. Chris's girlfriend.
she is morbidly obese and flaunts her rolls around by wearing g strings and belly shirts. She's a very unstable individual and loves Korn and evanesence evn though she denies it and she also NEEDS to eat every 36 seconds. Chris has sex with her and claims she has a good reason for being fat because she is 'getting back at him' for all the times he refused to go out with her so now that he is, she is eating herself into oblivion. That's what Mark sais anywho.
she also has THE SWEATIEST armpits I have ever seen on a female. I mean I am by no means dry when it comes to under arm sweat, but I'm a guy and this whore could flood a small town.

heh..ok got it now

does that mean you want to play for teratism or abhorred?
They don't like fat chicks either

I'll try out for anything in the whitman/brockton area. guitar,bass,vocals whatever. I'm a total band slut.

TERATISM practices in Brockton.
Great fucking death metal band.

Joe/NotCommon said:

amen

Wow i hate to stoop down to your teenybopper level by even responding to you little gossip column but nick you are one sad fuck...everybody just look at this this piece of fat shit got kicked out of this band and lies about it... who is more pathetic, how sad is that seriously?! who the fuck makes a website dedicated to making fun of a band that you were just kicked out of how fuckin preschool is that cant handle the fact that you suck?! but yet we are Onlinethugs?!!!LOOK WHAT YOU JUST FUCKIN POSTED! i dont recall any of that shit happening hahahahahahahahaah especially the part where you said fight me??!by the way there were a couple people upstairs when you came down to hear what was going on ...which was nothing but you kissing chris's ass..and shittin twinkies are you fuckin serious chris would have fuckin took your fat immigrant ass send you back to new zealand this is america you dont like it get the fuck out...trendy hairmetal where the fuck you get the from faggot..i guess if you wanna call nile hairmetal.. the shit you listen to is the most trendy shit ever what the fuck are you talking about you are the shittiest bass player you cant do shit you didnt learn shit we all heard you TRY! to play the originals but fuckin slopped all over them like a pig rolling around in diareahh especially the easiest riffs you couldnt do it!.... we dont know how to go about practice?? remember you had weeks to learn one easy fuckin original, what did you say when you fucked up "thought i could slip that by you" but i made some pointless stickers!! now thats what i call a good bass player hahahaha what the fuck??!! isnt that what practice is you homo?! lyric writing is horrible!! sorry its not the emo shit in your profile about killing yourself and how you cry yourself to sleep or your jonathan davis sounding poems...do it...please... get it over with... people could breathe better without your fat fuckin ass......your lyric writing remember you tried to make them intentionally so people could not understand them at all...........yea thats what i call great lyric writing dumbass lets go into theasaurus and change around every fuckin word so i can cover up how fuckin retarted i am..you can try all you want to make up lies and try to make us look bad by saying dont play with them when we already have a full band or making fun of one of the guitarist girlfreinds because im sure people really fuckin care about the bandmates personal life!but in the long run your fuckin bandless because you suck how pathetic is it that you take our old band name that we came up with before we got you then go "haha i got your band name!!!" oh fuckin no nick not that you retarded dickhog! also if you wanna make fun of bands like korn then it would be wise you stop listening ot flaw, ill nino and professional murder music...and with the grind thing get your music fuckin straight man youd call system of a down or garth brooks grind and at least chris has a fuckin girlfriend..could you try not to sound tough with your long dramatic scene about killing chris thats so gay you went that long with it.... by the way the people you claim to know and shit i talked to them they all fuckin hate you...we didnt steal your shitty equipment if you wanna call it that with the pointless shit you brought like things as gay as penil sharpeners and staples and nipple clamps..to sum it up im just sure you made yourself look like a complete 4 year old bicth that couldnt handle the fact he got booted and hurt yourself more... by the way be expecting a visit soon...well see how tough you are then bitch...

oh and im really sorry to everybody for adding all this extra bullshit but i just had to set the story straight and maybe if nick grows up hell end it.....

Ha booted?

XCANIBALISMx (4:12:32 PM): tell me, when are you comin to get your stuff thats what you away message said
(I apologize if you don't understand this neanderthal's spelling)

I seem to remember being the one saying I was sick of you and his shit and saying I wanted to pickup my stuff and every single time I did you hid from the phone or picked it up and hung up like a fourteen year old girl, and he's telling ME to grow up. let's not even talk about maturity. I quit. Hell I even still have the conversation logged in AIM+ I'm sure. I call system of a down grind? Emo lyrics in my profile about how I want to kill myself? who's fucking profile are you reading? Ashleys? all the people I'claim to know' hate me huh? I like for you to name a few. hell, your the one who talks repetatively about the endless connections you have with paul. if any of that were true, the PA would have worked, been over 100watts, and we would have had a basement built by now. Your telling me to get my facts straight but your entire post is a rant of over dramatic lies.
I've never met a more dramatic group of idiots in my life. Hey mark, whats a drum rack? Quit now, you don't have the intelect or drive to succeed. Maybe you could get a job masterbating on guys laps in school? you seem to enjoy that. queer? Just face it, no one likes you guys. The 'stupid Nigger' from In my sorrow makes fun of you all for being trendy. Even The Emergency guns (an extreemly gay ska band) make fun of you for christs sake.

This visit better be extreemly soon, seeing as the two of you will probably never go to another show again for the rest of your natral lives, and assuoiming you would you'd just stand by the exit with your arms crossed looking tough and listening to Chris say over and over again how he is going to punch Aron in the fact for taking pictures over his oily head. I mean honestly, what are you going to do? you guys rant over and over about how your going to steel James's shit and not give it back and even if he comes to get it you'll fight him, than Chris goes out of his way to IM him and tell him to come get it. I guess if empty words and unbacked threats makes someone tough, you guys are unstoppable. I look forward to pounding your face into silly putty.

dont let nicoli try out because he sucks wicked bad. not just at bass either. he sucks at life, and rumor has it hes quite fat himself. and furthermore, he shouldnt be talking shit about my band or my friends or i will stick his bass up his fat ass......and by the way hes talking shit about the band who kicked HIM out because HE couldnt play their songs. smarten up fatass.

You spelt my name wrong firstly, secondly I quit, you have the quote above your thread proving so. Don't make uninformed posts.
ask anyone who's played in a band with them before what kind of 'friends' they are greg. Talking shit? nothing I said was untrue and you don't have the resources or facts to prove other wise Ask the ex singer James or guitarist Matt. Hell, even ask Andy.
Never had a problem with you greg, never knew you well as you don't know me, so I don't think I'm the one talking shit here. Just keep in mind that I'm not the first, second or third person these guys have fucked over. Take into consideration the money and time I spent making shirts they liked at the time, the time I wasted making them a website they insisted they have, trying to setup thier gear and eqing everything to record. hell, I even got a second computer and recording software solely to record them. At the time they loved me and they loved the time I was wasting on them. They are degenerates who were next to impossable to get to practice and would rather waste the whole practice time either playing outkast or talking on the phone with ashley and mark don't even try denying that.

They exploit people. and yes. I am HUGE.

first off, shut the fuck up. second, your an idiot. if you werent talking shit, then i am now. i dont care what your opinion on the subject is, they are my friends and they say you suck and you got kicked out. so as far as im concerned, you suck and got kicked out. grow up and deal with it. ive been in the band 3 weeks now and weve practiced like 5 times, probably couldve done more but i work full time. every time weve practiced we sit and they teach me their songs and then we play them. maybe they werent dedicated to practicing with you because you suck. either way, talk one more ounce of shit about my friends or my band and your gonna be the one draggin behind the tailpipe. faggot.

hahaha well i could have sworn it was your profile i was reading...ya know... the little eye with the teardrop icon and that shitty ass emocore shit that you sing along to....nick sorry you didnt fuckin quit....we got greg a much better bass player while you were in the band and were planning on kicking you out once it was a definite yes he was in...yes trust me the people you think like you do hate you but im not gonna mention any names because i dont wanna get started with theis teenybopper gossip between other bands...yes nick it does take a while to build a studio and we are getting a new pa soon..dramatic lies thats a good one.hey nick i forgot that your the expert on drums obsessing over a fucking drumrack retard! oh no i guess i need a drumrack or i just dont know about drums!and its too bad the in my sorrow singer dosnt know us or your friends that play the shitty sca music you love so much dont so i wont say much shit but nick your calling us trendy pull up your fubu fucking pants gangsta please but i guess severed savior shirts and disgorge is really trendy compared to that hahaha we will be playing many shows soon trust me now that we dont have a fuckin homo that cant play originals slowing us down i wouldnt talk about speeling either korruptive voice the funny thing is you spelt that wrong because you dont even fully know english!!hahahah aron who the fuck is that?hahah pound your face into silly puddy!! thats classic its liek telling someone youll give them a knuckle sandwhich or a pow to the kisser!!and well be coming down as soon as we can to see you shit your pure playaz trl fan..

Not a single ounce of shit was spoken. as far as I'm concerned they took me quitting as an insult and decided to take it like a third grader and make a big deal about it. I could care less that I'm not playing with them or the terms of why I'm not playing with them, but when I go into his house to get my shit and he is hiding it, knowing that hes tried similar things before me I get pissed. I don't care if it were my friend or even familly doing it, I'd still say it's shady. And they aren't souly your friends either, Andy and Matt are in that band because I was the civil friend. Tell me thats wrong. And your right about them not being dedicated to practicing, but it was doubtfully because of me.

Now here, you can be the big guy and have the last word.

deathtodramaqueens said:

expectingly, more bullshit. The eye with the teardrop? come on, your a Nile fan Mark, ever hear of the eye of Horus? shitty emo core shit I sing along too, yet you download, listen to, play, and go to as I lay dying. Don't even try telling me greg was in the band before I LEFT. Both Derryl of IMS and Jeff of TEG DID meet you moron. When it comes to setting up, valancing, and even building drums, yet I am an expert as far as you are concerned. I don't wear fubu bands. I speak english and languages you haven't heard of better than yourself Mark, and as for TRL... Outkast?
Let us not be a liar AND hypocrit.

This thread is gay. Start talking about fat chicks some more please. Thanks.

Everyone, the great Joe adds comic relief.

hey well guess what ive knows andy for 2 years now, so yeah he is my friend. ive known chris and mark for a month and a half now and im friends with them too. im telling you one last time. end this shit. dont bother posting again, im letting it rest if you do, but i swear that if i hear your fat immagrant mouth yapping about this stupid shit one more time ill fucking sew it shut.

The cover of either the enterprise or the patriot ledger yesterday had a picture of a fat lady reaching towards the sky. I think there was a pack of ho hos just out of reach.

Just imagine this image, and all your anger will subside.

I FOUND IT!

If you want to start a flame war over an internet thread fine.... but the immigrant thing? ouch... I'm a legal citizen. but the same aplies to you, it's not one sided and if one of them feel like posting something in a journal or a message board than you can expect retaliation.

and Joe, for your eyes only...

thats my mom :O(

you mom is hawt

immagine titty fucking that beast?

ewww
and i'm a legal alien

Its been about a month since you and the band departed and your just starting shit now. Why dont you worry about finding a new band that you can play with rather than making fun of chris's girlfreind and trying to get people not to like us.

man, this thread's a whole lot'o me not reading...

Andy111 said:

I am in a new band... sortof. my post wasn't 'just now' and it wasn't intended to start shit, it started off as me just asking greg if he joined the band and than I started thinking about the whole getting my equiptment thing back and it snowballed into me getting extreemly pissed and posting this nonsence. Don't think for a second this is about getting people to not like you. You know I liked you Andy, otherwise I wouldn't have asked you to try out.
however not calling me later in the week after saying 'hey I'll call you later in the week' and than not responding to me after is no good.

Well you even told me that you were going to do this "post on every bands web site and return to the pit telling people not to play with the band" then saying "dont play with these kids" I also view calling us gaycore as starting shit.

I did tell you that. and I didn't do it did I? now calling you gaycore wasn't starting anything, it was in retaliation as posted above, and also you took the TEG line out of context. I didn't mean it as they were making fun of you andy, they amfde fun of mark, and it was before you were even in the band. and thanks to this I have Paul Wyman and Ricky Stock barking at me now. I'm mortified.

haha greg, change your user name. out of respect for dead things.

Dave maggot ladies and gentlemen.

yeah thats probably a good idead. ill change my name when nicolai shuts his fucking mouth and grows up.

:waves at the crowd and says "HIIIYYOO!" pretends to play golf::: we've got a great show for you tonight folks, great show!

ucwbass666 said:

Didn't that already happen?
You know Greg, I figured you'd understand my situation after what I read about you and UCW.

yes its the extremely obese girl that fagget foreigner nick is talkinmg about. im actually not fat at all and i dont have sores. i cant stand korn and i do like evanescence because she has a good voice (on the cd) i shouldnt bother explaing myself but oh well Can i ask why you are posting all this shit about someone wen im not even in the band that kicked u out? yes thats right, u got kicked out. thats all besides the point. youre useless u brought dowen shit u stole so u didnt invest shit the computer u got just took up spce and was wicked slow anyways. why are you putting this in everyones face? u post a p-ick of me an im def not fat thats all i have to say.
P.S. if youre thikning of letting nicvk try out for drums, dont bother youll puke with the way his fucking fatness jiggles around and he cant play anyways

Niccolai said:


WHAT
THE
FUCK

by the way shit for brains, u have no life. ur mad cause im getting a fucking education and ur at home on ur fat fucking ass starting shit on a fucking posting site. ya i live in a small town and theyre dry. im not fucking sweaty because i know what a shower is unlike u. but u admitted that ur not dry and being a guy isnt an excuse go back to where u fucking came from or do us all a favor and go

Ignorance fathoms me:
I told Greg I wasn't going to start anything with th guys in the band, assuming they didn't do anything in the first place,
soI'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say your not fat, feel better? If your not than I'll say I'm not either.
You now nothing of my origin or culture, and I'm currently in school,
so you don't need to tell me about education.
I don't play drums, so I don't know where that came from, and about the picture, ask mark about it.
and as for 'doing everyone a favor' you shouldn't speak for thousands of people on a message board you don't know.

Abbath said:


I know, I know, shes a fucking hottie huh?

well saying im not fat doesnt make up for u...i mentioned education cause u dont go top school and then u said ud try out for anythying in a band. u would always try to fucking play marks drums over chriss and shit s o ...ya and wen i said blow up i meant ud do the world not just the ppl here
sory for adding to the bullshit
nick, just stop

I do currently go to school. and seaking for everyone else in the world is going even further. As far as stopping I already did, hell I've even typed out a formal apology to Andy.
Rev can you lock the thread?

wow. Another stupid thread.

Terence knows the dillio.

holy fagatron everyone here needs to masterbate

this thread is so retarded that i really wish i had never started it. rev, make it stop. if i hear any more of this bullshit i might just have to kill myself and others.

i love to masturbate!!

masturbate to fat chicks?

he doesn't lock threads...

Someone should fight me.

You know what's good with ice cream? MORE FUCKIN' ICE CREAM.

deathcow said:

If you don't keep your mouth shut I will shut it for you

Bring it. Bring ice cream as well.

i like ice cream...but im lactose intolerant so i cant have it. ::sad face::

Can you have frozen yogurt?

i dont know. i wish i could. its tasty. sometimes i buy lactaid and i take 2 pills then an hour later i can eat as much ice cream as i damn well please. but theyre expensive. we should have a benefit show to buy me lots of lactaid pills

I think I'm lactose intolerant. Either that or I just like to shit a lot after drinking milk.

Joe/NotCommon said:

I wrote about Nick in my review The Modern Sound of Hate, to bogged with school to finish it, but it's cool you said that cause I wrote that about a month and a half ago. great minds think alike

Hey! Who's fineass bitch is that in the picture. Yeah!! Nuthin like a fatty once in a while. I, myself, am a chubby chasing pro!! Fat bitches look out!!
Oh yeah, lost track of what i came for.... my band needs a bassist. If you like GG ALLIN, ANTISEEN, or ALABAMA THUNDERPUSSY (you know, bands that DONT wear gay pussy satanic mascara and kabuki paint). Come drink fight and fuck w/ MEATSAW. We live in LACONIA. If you arent interested, then fuck off. If you are feel free to send me free porn and maybe a reply to angry_hippy@beer.com

later fucks