....Emo / hipster Hair stage.

Fucking blows. Cut my hair off a few years back now I'm regrowing it out again and I've been stuck in this lame-ass stage for months now.

Might as well just give me a visor and fanny pack and have xgodzillax just kill me now.

PS: "Worst"

A hat can be your best friend.

about 90% of my hats don't fit my head anymore due to the hair and a 30 pound weight-gain.
gonna have to shop for new hats I guess.

Barry Bonds much? lulz

I've been contemplating growing my hair out again. Over a year ago I cut it off and donated it to make wigs for kids with cancer. I don't even know what possessed me to cut it off in the first place. I know what you mean about that intermediate stage, it's a pain in the arse.

too many midnight mcdonalds runs = massive moobs. never thought I'd be considering buying a man-bra

I hear you on this. I am stuck in a phase where I look like sideshow bob, very noticeably to the point where people on the street feel the need to let me in on this simpsons look a like contest, only a few more months before i can do something cool with it though.

Worst part about hair in this stage is the fucking wings. haha
I gotta slick my hair back at work but the wings always come out. Borderline mullet + moobs = horrible life ahead of me

Take more nature walks and substitute mcdonald's with something more nutritious. Just don't fall into Hippydom.

I don't even really like McDonalds. Don't go there too often anymore.
Would much rather be eating something else at midnight. Perhaps I'll start eating fruits again.

haha im in the mid long hair stage again.. I know your pain sir

the only slight good thing I can imagine coming out of this is that it seems more women prefer this length to when I had it mid-back.

if all else fails and I decide to shave it off again, I'm going for the Rat Tail though. Need to bring that back into style

hair is queer unless you wairing lipstick too

gayEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Done with long hair for life, ftw!

nothing better than headbanging with long hair.

headbanging without hair just isn't the same. especailly all you bald folks who do it. I know that'll be me soon but it just looks fucking retarded khed.

Agreed. That's one of the best parts about having long hair. Fuck those people who say it's gay to headbang, they're just afraid to lose themselves in the music; being too concerned about how they appear to others.

Grow out a skullet.

I'm sure I'll have a skullet when I'm I hit my 40s.

i've been contemplating growing my hair for a while, i just don't think i have the patience. when i was a kid my parents would only allow one hairstyle, the Lloyd Christmas bowl cut. i was traumatized with a horrendous haircut for so many years that i just shave it off and have for 10 years.

fact: all Yetis don't get haircuts

i'm setting a standard in the Yeti community. i had it to about 5 inches but i couldn't stand it any longer so off it went.

I'm at the stage where you look like an itinerant sex offender no matter what you do with it.

slick it back: rape
backwards hat: RAPE
bandanna: prolonged rape ordeal

after playing that last Ipsissimus show, I probably would have immediately shaved my head if there were clippers at hand. couldn't see shit. in fact - here's a pic of me looking like the assbaby of Cousin It and Slash. feel free to photoshop a top hat and danglin cig.



can't wait til I can put that mess back in a tight Steven Seagal

Metal hair should always be at least shoulder length and when short hairs try and head bang they looked extremely retarded. I'll never cut mine.

Anyone who says guys with long hair are gay can get wiped in the face by my sweaty locks. While you stand all serious watching the bands with your arms crossed, i'll be totally into the music, having a blast and stealing your girlfriend.

ha! that doesn't even look real. i don't recall your hair looking like that at Ralph's.

i am bald and i headbang and am proud to look retarded.

growing it back out is a little risky for me right now because I work in insurance.. one of the most conservative "clean-shaven, short hair" markets out there. someone tells me to get a haircut at least once or twice a week

@ryan - wtf? last time I saw you, you were limping and had the look of a greaser. now you look like Slash/IT like you said hahaha. is your hair going to be like slash's? Might as well get your nose ring and call it a day.
@frank - if you're ever in the area and free one night i'd like to have you check out our new stuff before we play out

If I start losing my hair, I'll totally have a skullet for a month or two. At least.

And start a SYL tribute band.

Nifelheim are the true kings of the skullet. Devin Townsed is a homo.

why did no one think to answer the title with, "Telling your parents you're gay."

Hail the mighty Hellbutcher. I'll look like him in about five years.

I sincerely hope all the hair from the top of my dome migrates to right below my nose. Mustache metal assault.

Kyle from Incantation

...realizing you dont have anymore hair to grow out.

Chinese red army cap. You can replace the logo if you need.

I hear the rape look is in. Don't sell yourself short.

The rape look is huge in Worcester.

years ago i was gonna grow my hair out again... got to the awkward stage you are talking about and i couldnt take it anymore and cut it off. i was soooooooo close too :(

glad i made it through the gay phase......oh wait.

wtf is this return to the cosmetology pit? you sound like a bunch of beauty school bitches. why dont you talk about how often you douche your pussies too? gayEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You mean you don't know? We're all homosexuals and who have no real jobs with no real aspirations and we can't write music if our lives depended on it. Did I mention we're gay?

Where's the little boys? I likes to touch the little boys.

I cut mine. It was a pain in the ass to maintain. I guess I'm a fuckin quiter cuz all it was good for was headbanging (which I loved). Plus it got fuckin puffy like an overweight Jim Morrison or a nutcase.

rich bova was born with long hair

long hair makes guys look way more metal (and attractive)

just sayin'

think Kreator, circa 1985

hahaha

edit win