but where do i make the poops now??

at home depot when your purchasing a $30 auger?

in one of the display toilets?

go to starbucks dey has nice bathrooms

yea unless you're in Boston where every store doesn't have public restroom because they're too afraid one person is going to go in there and shoot drugs and or a homeless person use it to take a shower like they do in the copley square library.

yes, shit in a display, and change the price to $666 smeared in shit

good night to pick up somebody at the bar and bring her home...

I've been to two or three separate Starbucks in Bostons and peed in their receptacles.

this is one of the worst feelings in the world.

Those security trash cans in public parks are also perfect for perch & poop attacks.

let me guess... in a practice space?

i was expecting a pic of this toilet

If you tell them you have IBS and you left your IBS ID card at home by accident, and you REALLY have to go, they'll let you. It's definitely a little awkward, but's it's better than not being able to poop when you need to.

brutal number 2. haha

i had two clogged toilets at my place a few months ago. i thought the toilet cleaners i had were the kind that dissolve. they weren't. i had to shit in stop n shop bags until i fixed the toilets.

All you gotta do is find a nice patch of woods, a sturdy grunt stick and let the shit fly. I always find it easier to take my pants completely off when shitting outside though -- I haven't figured out how not to piss on the back of my pants.

hahahahaha. Done that WAY too many times.

haha i dont remember this

Paper or plastic?

Did you put them in the donation bin at the Salvation Army afterwards?

Disappointment is the word

i could have gone the rest of my life without that mental image.

Hahaha - dude, it's not pretty, but you're one with nature maaaaaaaaaan.

or at least take them off one leg.

Yeah, but if you completely take them off, you can ensure no soilage on yer dungareez.

plus, complete pants removal denotes ultimate freedom.

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