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returntothepit >> discuss >> Texas May Secede from the Nation by FuckIsMySignature on Apr 16,2009 2:28pm
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toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 16,2009 2:28pm
Gov Rick Perry = Super Pissed.

ALSO:

“I may run for president of Texas,” Chuck Norris wrote in a column posted at WorldNetDaily. “That need may be a reality sooner than we think. If not me, someone someday may again be running for president of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state.”

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/




toggletoggle post by sever at Apr 16,2009 2:59pm
hahaahahahah



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Apr 16,2009 3:08pm
OH NOES WARE DID ALL THE STEERZ ADN QUEERZ GO??!!!!1!!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 16,2009 3:22pm
check out the guy with the massive orange head in the article below this one.



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Apr 16,2009 5:43pm
We don't need Texas. Fuck California too.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Apr 16,2009 11:09pm
LIBERALS ARE RUINING THE NATION BY DOING THE EXACT SAME THING THE CONSERVATIVES WE SUPPORT DID



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Apr 17,2009 1:20am
EXCEPT BY SPENDING MONEY ON SUBSIDIZING IDIOTS INSTEAD OF ASSERTING WORLD DOMINANCE

ALSO DID NOT THE LIBERALS PROMISE "CHANGE" AND "HOPE"?



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Apr 17,2009 1:24am
I hope this miserable mess of a country is soon under the intolerant yoke of China and/or Russia.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Apr 17,2009 1:49am
Que es "hope"?



toggletoggle post by Doomkid   at Apr 17,2009 1:54am
Didn't Texas learn the first time they ran away from home and we dragged their dumb asses back?



toggletoggle post by Dick Dick Dick at Apr 17,2009 9:00am
216.19.125.105 is a fuck hole



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Apr 17,2009 9:40am
Doomkid said[orig][quote]
Didn't Texas learn the first time they ran away from home and we dragged their dumb asses back?


Hasn't read his history book, has he?



toggletoggle post by darkwor  at Apr 17,2009 9:53am
I'd love to fight a war with Chuck Norris...I don't think he's as strong as the internet says he is.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 17,2009 10:35am
Steven Seagal is way better.



toggletoggle post by Doomkid   at Apr 17,2009 11:02am
Conservationist said[orig][quote]
Doomkid said[orig][quote]
Didn't Texas learn the first time they ran away from home and we dragged their dumb asses back?


Hasn't read his history book, has he?


They seceded in 1861 to join the South, they are now part of the United States. They also asked to be annexed by the US before the Civil War.

The matter of the battles actually fought in Texas is irrelevant since they joined the wrong side.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Apr 17,2009 11:06am
Doomkid said[orig][quote]
They seceded in 1861 to join the South, they are now part of the United States. They also asked to be annexed by the US before the Civil War.


They asked to join the United States when they faced a far more numerous Mexican foe. They felt at the time of the Civil War that the United States was not honoring the agreement of incorporation, and dissolved it.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Apr 17,2009 11:07am



toggletoggle post by Doomkid   at Apr 17,2009 11:17am
Conservationist said[orig][quote]

They asked to join the United States when they faced a far more numerous Mexican foe. They felt at the time of the Civil War that the United States was not honoring the agreement of incorporation, and dissolved it.


You're right about that, though one of the reasons Tejas was an independent state was that American immigration was freaking out the Mexican government which led to all that craziness between 1821 and 1842. Kind of ironic considering today's situation.

I really don't have an interest in fighting about Texan flip-floppery though. But Texas did become an independent state again they'd probably have to spend all their resources on anti-immigration and conflicts with the Mexican cartels.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Apr 17,2009 11:52am
Doomkid said[orig][quote]
But Texas did become an independent state again they'd probably have to spend all their resources on anti-immigration and conflicts with the Mexican cartels.


I have a feeling they'd spend no resources on anti-immigration, and just do away with affirmative action instead, effectively creating ethnic segregation (which quite honestly is what most Hispanics want anyway).

Mexico in 1810-1821 was a much different place than it is now.



toggletoggle post by darkwor  at Apr 17,2009 2:49pm
I don't give a damn about Texas, I dare her to secede, and I want to see what would happen, but...it won't happen.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 17,2009 3:18pm
Mexico would claim it in a second. the drug war would cascade over the border so fast.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Apr 17,2009 3:43pm
Not with five guns per capita they wouldn't.



toggletoggle post by MikeOvDecrepitvde at Apr 17,2009 3:53pm
If drugs were legalized, these cartels would lose the major commodity fueling their fight over power or territory. They'll have to step up their game in other black market activities, like human trafficking for example.



toggletoggle post by darkwor  at Apr 17,2009 3:58pm
Conservationist said[orig][quote]
Not with five guns per capita they wouldn't.


That's what I'm saying! I want to see the Rio Grande run red, I don't care who's blood it is. Give 'em hell Texans!



toggletoggle post by darkwor  at Apr 17,2009 3:59pm
MikeOvDecrepitvde said[orig][quote]
If drugs were legalized, these cartels would lose the major commodity fueling their fight over power or territory. They'll have to step up their game in other black market activities, like human trafficking for example.


Legalize human trafficking! Logical answer!



toggletoggle post by Alamo Joe at Apr 17,2009 7:09pm
Don't mess with Texas



toggletoggle post by pam   at Apr 17,2009 8:28pm
I've been laughing at these fucking idiots all week.

GOOD. Bye!



toggletoggle post by Chuck Schuldiner‘s Rectum at Apr 17,2009 10:55pm
Texas is so passe. When we toured there back in '96, people kept feeding Chuck jalapenos and I developed a fissure. Beastly place.



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