....that as i am typing this, the words are dancing, and making me want to vomit. Which, I might add, I have this morning. About 4 times to be exact. I have already drank 4liters of water this morning. (1 liter every hour from 5am.) I wanna die. Kill me, holy god, why does anyone do this to themself. I hate everything.

last night, I got sledgehammered with a wicked bad cold. blowing my nose a lot... head is messed up... guts messed up... but at least I'm not hungover.

I went to work like this yesterday. Coffee does wonders for me.

I am congested too. from the hangover or not? I dunno. I just wanna die.

I tried, now i have coffee/vomit stains on the bottom of my pants where it splashed. Gross.

Drinking on a school night -- for shame...

Actually I polished off a bottle of wine, a Long Hammer IPA, 1 1/2 vicodin and 2 bowls. I feel alright, aside from the severe depression of being in this horrendous office once again. Oh wait, I get to take a road trip this morning to METHUEN!!! Ugh.

i smoked a bunch too, but i always do that.

i fainted on the train this morning and woke up 10 minutes later having no idea where I was.

Tumor.

4 words: hair of the dog. The ONLY thing that works.
Don't be a pussy, have another drink or three.

Just really dehydrated. Drinking water right now. Excellent way to start a day

The stench of Watain will work therapeutic wonders for the lot of you.

I stench of Horna WOULD work therapeutic wonders for you as well (may even heal your ankle) but you're not going. That sucks!

PEDIALYTE


DOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Hahaha. Honestly, I'm not a huge Horna fan, so I'll be OK. It would be cool to see em and great to play with em, but IMO they're one of those bands that merely shits out releases like... something that poops a lot. I'll rack up the good boyfriend points and redeem them later for sodomies and other acts of scoundrelry.

make that puking tally 6 now. Matter of fact, this last one has made me feel much better. A bit o bud helps a lot too. This is gonna sound ironic, but smokin it really cleared my head. Who knew?

Need electrolytes too, nilla. Gatorade works, although it's radioactively colored sugar water.

haha ryan, I hope she doesn't read this board.

i got so cocked on sunday. passed out at 1:30 woke up at 3. walked out side and just hurled liquid out my mouth and nose for 5 minutes. went to bed at 8:30 last night but woke up just to see bay slide in for the win.

yesterday's cure,
2 pints of water
1 cup irish breakfast tea
1 pack of ritz crackers
1 bowl of stinky green weed

i also had mcdonald's at 3:30 that morning so come 7:30 I wasn't that bad.

I was SOOOOO drunk on Saturday night. I don't even know how I got that drunk. It might have been the 6 shots of 151. Woke up in the morning as if nothing had happened. I don't even know how that happened.

This is the only thing that ever worked for me.

Two beers and a bowl of indica and I was ready for life.

weed helps, but i am a salesman, so booze in the morning and all my clients would smell it. Butts (and hooker spit) cover up the weed smell.

What kind of Butts are these? ;)

You haven't been listening to Opeth and using a Macintosh, have you?

if I smoked trees, I would be nonfunctional.

course not. I roll PC son. And while i don't mind opeth, I don't listen to em.
(I am way too out of it to even know why what you just said was funny. Although i assume it was in a way.)

All joking aside, I was the same way before. Trees would make me lose my shit. Especially at work. Although through the years i fought with other habits/addictions, managed to kick em, and smoking trees constantly helps me keep my head on straight. I know how crazy (and unfortunate) that sounds, to be dependent on trees to keep your head clear; and I am not proud of it like so many potheads are. But i am not ashamed either, I just remind myself what i was like before, and i am thankful, and proud of how i'm doing now. Even if i smoke all day.

It's a skill like anything else. You get used to it and soon, your brain needs its daily dose.

When I first smoked, I was like LOL WTF how do people function on this?

Fast forward two years and I'm giving presentations, helping clients and making a shitload of money while ass-high on the indica.

You'd be amazed how powerful and versatile the human body, mind and will are -- when applied.

(That includes sodomy, for all you mac users out there.)

fix'd and backed

notice the difference between indica and sativa.
imo day time pot vs night time pot.

i was actually hungover on Saturday, it doesn't happen anymore, which i think is a problem. it was only a headache, but i did feel 18 again. i don't normally drink Chivas Regal, so that could be the culprit.

yeah, but it's not always true. I've had sativa's that make me feel all giddy and energetic, and vise versa for indica's. Really depends on the strain, but by and large there is a relation between upper/downer and indica/sativa.