Catholic girls, do you know how they go?

after the show?

frank zappa is gayer then a faggot

wow suck a dick

not liking zappa is the musical equivalent of not liking a wet virgins vagina

in other words
you are gay

smelly armpits

i like dry whore cunts only

my friend was listening to zappa in the car while i was uncomfortably hungover after sleeping on a hardwood floor....not my favorite experience

All the way
Thats the way they go
Every day
And none of their mamas ever seem to know
Hip-hip-hooray
For all the class they show
Theres nothing like a catholic girl
At the C.Y.O.
When they learn to blow...

catholic boys

zappa is amazing. grant doesnt know what a wet vagina feels like

wtf is a vagina, is it like a cock?

HEY SHE GAVE ME VEE DEE

best part

hahahaha

With a tongue like a cow
She could make you go wow!

archeaon: nice ta meet ya last night.

Too bad he's a douche.

luljk

a bussy o mine didnt know zappa at all..... so i put about 15 albums on a jump drive for em. CRASH COURSE. My fav lyrically, but not musically (there are literally hundreds of wonderful zappa songs.) is "Titties and Beer" -

..you'll notice, this little contract here.
GOD DAMN RIGHT you son of a whore,
thats about the only reason i learned writting for.
Gimme that paper, bet your ass i will sign,
cause i need a beer, and its TITTIE squeezin time!
Man you can't fool me, your not that bad...
etc.. etc..
she gave us the finger and it was ridgid and stiff,
then the devil farted and went right over the cliff,
WOAH TINSEL TIME.

Hahaha

My favorite Zappa creation ever is the first half of Apostrophe. That album is godly to me.

Joe's Garage in general is an amazing album.

Anyone seen the "Baby Snakes" d.v.d.?
fucking awesome

i thought there was gonna be some tits in this thread.

The Black Page. Holy shit son, that's what it's all about.

I GOT IT FROM THE TOILET SEAT
IT JUMPED RIGHT UP
AND GRABBED MY MEAT
OH WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE