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New site? Maybe some day.
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faggy mac. terminally your adolf satan. |
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Goddammit, I hate Mike for making it too easy to find this shit. |
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The worst part of this video is that it looks like I'm reading lyrics already written for this, but I assure you this was 100% ad lib. Oh and this is not us. It's clones. |
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i land on cawk i land on cawk i land on cawk with mah puzzy lipz. |
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my path was:
watched a vid of Eliot playing drums off of his music myspace page.
clicked on link
clicked user
found dearth of vids |
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Yeah I figured that's how, haha. |
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Im pretty sure 90% of the views on that video are from me two weeks ago |
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This is a top secret project. I have orders from MFR and Eliot to keep quiet, so I may remove this when I get home. This is not Composted. Yowza! |
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hahahahaha that whole "mcdonalds and burger king and ice cream sundaes" part had me in tears |
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I seriously had to push myself away from my computer when the first "fellate a dinosaur" came up
same with "I've got labia babies" |
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mark did like 4 of these. there was this one, surfer dude, baby voice, jim from bridgeport, and of course, a rap version. |
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I think there may have been 8 total since there are 2 different songs. |
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"we are des-tined...to...land on the cack."
Amazing. |
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strange this came up since I first saw it last night (not that top secret), but I lulz'd |
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I think we need to make a kareoke version. Me and Eliot were cranking this shit the other week singing mark's LOAC lyrics over the version with no vox. |
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Don't fall. You'll land on a cock.
From conception to departure
We shall all land on a cock
From birth to death we're breathing cocks
Land on a cock, land on a cock
Land on a cock
Flower cock
Statistics of cocks and dicks
Dicks six six dicks
From birth to death we fellate dinosaur babies
Flowering into, land on a cock
We are all dead
Landing on cocks, landing on cocks
Fellate a dinosaur
Baby made of dicks
Dick baby covered in dicks, dicks, dicks
Land on a cock!
Landing on cocks over the nation
I land on cocks, I land on cocks
I land on cocks with my pussy lips
Hanging low from my knees to my toes
I've got labia babies
Land on a cock, land on a cock
Land on a cock, land on a cock
Land on a cock with my pussy lips
Hanging low from my knees to my toes
We are destined to land on a cock
I like fellating baby crisco
Eating mozzarella with Sisqo
I put on my thong for him
And then I land on his cock
With my pussy lips hanging low
Land on a cock |
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Eating mozzarella with Sisqo
I put on my thong for him
And then I land on his cock
With my pussy lips hanging low
lol @ mozzarella/Sisqo reference |
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Oh sorry. I meant "Shhhhhhhhhhit this is funny!" |
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people were slammin out to this shit in the breakroom today at work. |
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Pretty sure that slut in the background is about to land on a cock.
Or already did...one of the two. |
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The slut in the high chair? |
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Clearly...who did you think I meant? |
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With permission from the fellas, I'll try to make another one of these this weekend. We have tons o' footage of Mark breaking out his million voices. |
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the land before cocks didn't suck dick |
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I just watched this yet again, and felt it was entirely worth a random bump.
Fucking awesome.
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HANGING LOW!
Landonacawk. |
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Anyone planning on attending the matinee this Sunday at the Brickhouse should learn the words and sing it with us. |
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What do you think I'm doing right now? Preparing for the presidential debate? Contributing to society? Paying bills?
No, I am learning Land On A Cock. |
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i need to practice it too |
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I know it by heart. or by cock.... |
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when does the show start sunday? |
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4
I'll drive you if you promise to land on my cock |
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thanks mark. grant, my birthdays saturday, so i'll just land on your cock with my pussy lips and we'll call it a deal. who else is coming? |
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As of right now, only Robin Lowe, whose some goofy dude who loves land on a cock and he wants to do the sing along hahaha.
maybe lefman if he ever calls me bac.? |
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barack obama is making me cheat on rttp with lambgoat |
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you sexy little devil you |
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I should upload the other song we did silly ass vocals to. |
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YES DO IT, AND LIVE VIDEOS IF THEY EXIST, INFINITELY YES |
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I should upload the other song we did silly ass vocals to. |
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I want you to create a worm hole using cocks and transport this show to October 2009 so I can look forward to it
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