So I was bumming for some cash, and hired myself out as a thug as usual.

FOAF's best buddy's cousin's AIDS nurse's best friend tells me he needs me for a revenge job. I figure knives, I like that. No: it's revenge rape.

I would be kidding you if I said I had a moral qualm in this world. I scribbled down the address, and went for it. Used protection to stay out of jail.

Well, I'm reading the paper the next day and he calls up all angry. Apparently nothing happened to the target. I said, I dunno, I raped the shit out her.

Long story short, we compare notes: wrong address.

So I'm trying to write an apology card. How do you say I'm sorry I raped you because I couldn't read my own handwriting, and I confused a 6 and a 0?

It's pure agony.

"my bad"

try hallmark they have a card for everything

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/08/0....family/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

Sounds like the best episode of Everybody Loves Raymond EVAR.

I was expecting this would end in bel-air.

and every episode of ELR is the worst cause that show I the worst

Clearly he is a mad genius, for he has used grammar past my comprehension.

BATTLETOADS!

i rape people in my sleep

someone rick roll this thread.

NEVER GONNA GIVE YA UP
NEVER GONNA LET YA GO
...was Rick Astley praising RAPE?