http://www.boingboing.net/2008/04/09/mccain-and-conspirac.html

it is so horrifying to me that he has even .000000000000001% of a chance to be in power.

"It's harder and harder trying to do the Lord's work in the city of Satan," McCain said

UPDATE Steve Reed says: "I think that McCain might have missed the real threat in Washington. A giant malevolent dachshund bearing down on the Capitol! It's clearly visible (and angry) as you can see from my enhanced image."

There was a History Channel thing on the founding fathers being Free Masons. And there was some theorizing that they designed the city, and the monuments around strict geometric shapes as a message about their philosophy of reason, and empiricism. You don't hear much about this because 50% of America thinks that because the pledge of allegiance includes the phrase "One nation under God" that the founding fathers were religious zealots that spent all their time praying, and building an escalator to heaven in the white house with Moses, and St. Peter holding nails for them.

that's not the way it happened?

even if elected he would hold no real power so... yeah...

wait wait wait... you're telling me there really isnt an escalator to heaven?

nah... its a stairway apparently... some guys in a band i dont think anyone has heard of wrote a song documenting it or something

Cry from podium to podium
Staining stages cross-country with your tears
Want everyone to feel bad for you
Just because Charlie fucked you in the ass
Looking for a fuckin’ pity vote?
Won’t get any of mine, you white-haired cunt
Crybaby bitchface McCain
Make the war last forever McCain

Laugh at the bamboo shoots under your nails
Monkey Cage McCain

Yea, and it's true. DC is indeed shaped in that manner.

My friends, there's a Shadow Government, the Illuminati does exist, and the NWO is slowly taking over.

those lyrics are awesome.