http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/personal/04/02/sex.survey.ap/index.html

"BUHHH I'M DATING AN INDEPENDENT FILM MAKER WHO DRINKS HIGH BALLS AND HANGS OUT AT EXCLUSIVE NIGHT CLUBS AND WE HAVE SEX FOR 43 HOURS AT A TIME..."

No, you're dating some douche who works a non-specific expendable job in an office, is gradually working on a beer gut, and you should be lucky that even that guy would have sex with you.

"prior research has shown men and women want foreplay and sexual intercourse to last longer. "

they needed to do reasearch to find that one out?

that picture looks like a train wreck in progress.

they had to do the research since statistitions are the only people who have less sex than researchers. it was probably wicked creepy all these people having sex with nerds watching... no wonder they wanted to race for an orgasm.

HAHAHA.. how the fuck do i join one of these studies as a researcher/participant.

you already joined that geek2geek site.. I think you are on your way.
just wash you hands after you touch backne.

hahah i didnt fill out the entire application. they required me to write a 50 word summary about myself. f that noise...

bacne is probably the most repulsive thing that could happen to a back since hair.

its really not difficult to be good in bed. just move around and be willing to try new things.

i think it takes more than just moving around to please a girl.

since when is pleasing the girl a priority?

No kidding!

well when "being good in bed" is part of the title im sure that pleasing the other sex would be considered in that.... otherwise moving around would do just fine.. probably not even that.

wtf?
even 13 minutes is a damn short lay IMHO

yeah. You also have to have a lot of money.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!


OH NO HE DIDN'T!

Does that mean I'm the Micheal Jordan of bitter assholes?

hahahaha

ha, that's what i was thinking, although i think the dudes on geek2geek would probably bust a gusset just thinking about the possibility of losing their virginity to an actual woman before they'd have the chance ot actually have sexy, so the study would be null and void.

michael jordan is a real baller in the sack once you get them hanes off of him.

wheres those nike dunk pictures when you need them.

niccolai felt very underappreciated with those pictures earlier. now is his chance to shine.

hahahahahahahaha

well yes, but that is encompassed within "good in bed".

thats whats so great about rape.

it isnt.

that's why the ratio is 99 to 1 on that site. all ellesarusrex needs to do there is get a 99-pack of geeks to give her the researcher prescribed 13 minutes. it's science, but not friggin rocket science! c'mon.

im all set on letting the internerds run train on me. im also pretty sure they'd be down in the 1 to 2 minutes.

it'll take all 99 nerds to reach the required 13 minutes.

but then again for all we know the nerds could have spent their time studying how to be master lays.

thats like assuming you are a jiu-jitsu master because you read about how the moves go.

hahahahahahahahahahaha

thank you for spelling out my jokes...
you are the kind of person that emails someone and then calls them after they click "send" to see if they got your email.

apparently i interpreted what you wrote differently the first time i read it.

they were talking about this study on a radio show this morning on my way to work.. i theres was an obnoxious lady who called in trying to explain that some men have a "scent'" for being good in bed and other dont. she went on describing all her marriages and why some of them failed due to the lack of "scentual awareness" haha it was fucking priceless.. and when i was listening to this bitch speak her nonsense all i could think of was the above photo and i was laughing in hysteria to myself almost the entire time to work.

just with that description of your radio, I would not wish a car ride with you on even my worse enemy. girls on the radio should interview people, tell the news, or gfto

i really dont think time is the real issue. if u go 60 minutes with a semi you wont accomplish much either... giving couples stopwatches isnt very effective.

eat box

Best post of thread.



This is the Kevin Smith theory. If you're a fat comic book nerd that figures out how to make a girl come, and convince one girl to let you try it, she tells her friends and you're in the clear. I was never fat enough to give it a try.

im a nerd and i get chicks off all the time

If the man gets off that means he did it right and is therefor good in bed.

Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse-faced ho.

hahaha