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returntothepit >> discuss >> LOL Doctors by archaeon on Mar 19,2008 5:47pm

post by archaeon at Mar 19,2008 5:47pm

I was out of class for two days because my throat was fucked but the doctor said I didn't have strep so I should go back today. Got a call from the lab today, I do have it.

LOL I infected so many mother fucking people.

post by dertoxia

at Mar 19,2008 8:07pm

that happened to me once. they did the test there in the office and it came back negative so i just went home and drank some orange juice and went about my life like normal, then about 4 days later got a call that the test they sent to the lab was positive.

lol silly doctors

post by Hoser at Mar 19,2008 8:08pm

archaeon said	[orig][quote]
I was out of class for two days because my throat was fucked but the doctor said I didn't have strep so I should go back today. Got a call from the lab today, I do have it. LOL I infected so many mother fucking people.

So, they all got a nasty case of strep cock? Poor bastards.....

post by archaeon at Mar 19,2008 8:09pm

"hello, this is the doctor calling, you don't have AIDS"

"oh thank god"

*4 days later*

"hello"

"lol jk you totally have t3h AIDZ lol!"

post by dreadkill

at Mar 19,2008 8:46pm

the best is when you have to take a shit and there's farts behind it and the farts propel the shit out of your ass.

post by archaeon at Mar 19,2008 8:49pm

thats how the Vietnamese won the war, damn rice had them all constipated.

post by archaeon at Mar 19,2008 8:50pm

Hoser said

[orig][quote]

archaeon said	[orig][quote]
I was out of class for two days because my throat was fucked but the doctor said I didn't have strep so I should go back today. Got a call from the lab today, I do have it. LOL I infected so many mother fucking people.

So, they all got a nasty case of strep cock? Poor bastards.....

all in a days work i say.

post by sxealex

at Mar 19,2008 9:35pm

DO YOU GET THE JOKE!!!!!!!!! IT MEANS YOU WERE GIVING BLOWJOBS AT WORK!!!

post by DaveFromTheGrave

at Mar 20,2008 12:24am

dreadkill said	[orig][quote]
the best is when you have to take a shit and there's farts behind it and the farts propel the shit out of your ass.

hahaha, for me the farts usually come out first.

post by DaveFromTheGrave

at Mar 20,2008 12:25am

coem to think of it, they come out afterwards too.

post by Y_Ddraig_Goch

at Mar 20,2008 2:35am

I thought this would have involved pictures of doctors in silly poses with bad grammar captions, like lol cats

post by xmikex at Mar 20,2008 10:10am

post by Yeti at Mar 20,2008 10:32am

dreadkill said	[orig][quote]
the best is when you have to take a shit and there's farts behind it and the farts propel the shit out of your ass.

however the worst is when you have to let out a huge fart, but there is a wall of shit blocking it and there is no bathroom around.

post by largefreakatzero at Mar 20,2008 10:38am

I almost shit my pants the other day because of that. I luckily barely made it to a gas/convenience store bathroom and totally filled the bowl.

post by archaeon at Mar 31,2008 12:22am

i ended up getting another virus after i finished my meds for strep, i had a fever i 103.3 saturday night. fuck you immune system, fawk jooooo

post by the_reverend

at Mar 31,2008 12:25am

"doc, I need to get out of make out class"

post by dreadkill

at Mar 31,2008 12:26am

Yeti said

[orig][quote]

dreadkill said	[orig][quote]
the best is when you have to take a shit and there's farts behind it and the farts propel the shit out of your ass.

however the worst is when you have to let out a huge fart, but there is a wall of shit blocking it and there is no bathroom around.

hahahaha, that is truly the worst. i hate that.

post by DaveFromTheGrave

at Mar 31,2008 12:28am

dreadkill said	[orig][quote]
the best is when you have to take a shit and there's farts behind it and the farts propel the shit out of your ass.

kinda like your ass is a rocket.

post by dreadkill

at Mar 31,2008 12:40am

robert goddard invented my ass.

post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco

at Mar 31,2008 8:52am

grant I hope you're well enough to make out with me friday.

lol wut?

post by archaeon at Mar 31,2008 9:10am

I though i was gonna be better yesterday cus i was pretty normal for most of the day just tired but at like 8 i burst into fever flame. t3h aidz wuz ragin yo.

I hope im better today, I've missed 4 days of school this term so now i have to fill out all the faggot paperwork fawkkkk.

post by corpus_colostomy at Mar 31,2008 9:12am

al jarvic IS REAL!

post by archaeon at Mar 31,2008 11:09am

aids

i has it

post by Goatcatalyst

at Mar 31,2008 11:34am

when u make a fart propelled poop name it rudy sarzo

post by archaeon at Mar 31,2008 9:53pm

apparently one of the side effects of this virus is the permanent taste of burnt bagel in your mouth, despite of what you eat.

post by the_reverend

at Mar 31,2008 10:48pm

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/431937
this is what this thread was asking for....

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