isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?

Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?

ain't it grand to have rod?

don't it rock to have a cock?

terrific to have a dick

you can wrap it up in ribbons

you can slip it in your sock

But don't take it out in public,

Or they will stick you in the dock

It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the worlds biggest prick!

So 3 cheers for your willy,
Or John Thomas,
Hooorray for your 1-eyed trouser snake!

AUTOPSY_666 said:

Steak.

???

Is it not trouser-snake? If it isn't then I guess I've been wrong for a long time, but also why would it be steak?

You are right.

bennyhillifier

But don't take it out in public,

Or they will stick you in the dock

And you won't
Come
Back

ring ding didalidalahdeeyo
ring ding didaleeayohdeeoh
i don't know where ya been but i see ya won first prize