You know what, Stuart, I LIKE YOU. You're not like the other
people, here, in the trailer park.

Oh, don't go get me wrong. They're fine people, they're
good Americans. But they're content to sit back, maybe
watch a little Mork and Mindy on channel 57, maybe kick
back a cool, Coors 16-ouncer. They're good, fine people,
Stuart. But they don't know ... what the queers are doing
to the soil!

You know that Jonny Wurster kid, the kid that delivers papers
in the neighborhood. He's a foreign kid. Some of the neighbors
say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it.

Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a Burrow Owl.
Kept bugging his old man. "Dad, get me a burrow owl. I'll never
ask for anything else as long as I live." So the guy
breaks down and buys him a burrow owl.

Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's
the Wurster kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are
you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl."
I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows
the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you
think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?" Now Stuart, do you
think a kid like that is going to know what the queers are
doing to the soil?

I first became aware of this about ten years ago, the summer
my oldest boy, Bill Jr. died. You know that carnival comes into
town every year? Well this year they came through with a ride
called The Mixer. The man said, "Keep your head, and arms, inside
the Mixer at all times." But Bill Jr, he was a DAAAREDEVIL, just
like his old man. He was leaning out saying "Hey everybody,
Look at me! Look at me!" Pow! He was decapitated! They found
his head over by the snow cone concession.

A few days after that, I open up the mail. And there's a pamphlet
in there. From Pueblo, Colorado, and it's addressed to Bill, Jr.
And it's entitled, "Do you know what the queers are doing to our
soil?"

Now, Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large US city,
there's a big undeground homosexual population. Des Moines, Iowa,
for an example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart.
You can't build on it; you can't grow anything in it. The government
says it's due to poor farming. But I know what's really going on,
Stuart. I know it's the queers. They're in it with the aliens.
They're building landing strips for gay Martians, I swear to
God.

You know what, Stuart, I like you. You're not like the other
people, here in this trailer park.

I want to kill steven fremd.

The first cover the first band I was ever in played--

When i have to puke at night
i can be so indiscreet
i don't run down to the john
i just throw up on my sheets
i puke on my pillow and i puke on my floor
smells so bad it makes me puke some more
i'm lying in puke six inches deep
so i just smile and go back to sleep
oh
how i love to sleep in vomit
you don't know the joy i get from it
waking up to the smell of puke
makes me shout 'i love you'
when i wake up it's almost noon
that rotten smell burst through my room
i take a whif it smells ok
so i rise to greet the brand new day
oh
how i love to sleep in vomit
you don't know the joy i get from it
waking up to the smell of puke
makes me shout i love you
when i have to puke at night
i can be so indiscreet
i don't run down to the john
i just throw up on my sheets
i just throw up on my sheets
i just throw up on my sheets
i just throw up on my sheets

I have only heard like a handful of songs by them

4 songs including stuart http://www.myspace.com/joejackofdmm

This band is the official sponsor of my high school career.

Bitchin' Camaro.

Rod - Hey Jack, what's happenin'?
Joe - Oh, I don't know.
Rod - Well, rumor around town says you think you might be heading down to the shore.
Joe - Uh, yeah, I think I'm goin' down to the shore.
Rod - Whatcha gonna do down there?
Joe - Uh, I don't know, play some video games, buy some Def Leppard t-shirts.
Rod - Hey, don't forget to get your Motley Crue t-shirt, y'know, all proceeds go to get their lead singer out of jail.
Joe - Uh huh.
Rod - Hey, you gonna check out the Sandbar while you're there?
Joe - Uh, what's the Sandbar?
Rod - Oh, it's this place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink.
Joe - Oh, cool.
Rod - Y'know who's gonna be there?
Joe - Uh, who?
Rod - My favorite cover band, Crystal Shit.
Joe - Oh.
Rod - Yeah, they do a Doors show, you'd be really impressed, in fact, it goes a little like this:

Love me two times baby
Love me twice today
Love me two times girl
Cause I got AIDS
Love me two times baby, once for tomorrow, once cause I got AIDS

Joe - Wow, Pretty good Jim Morrison impersonation there.
Rod - Yeah, I hope those guys have a good sense of humor and don't take us to court.
Joe - Uh, what's the court?
Rod - Never mind that,
Joe - Oh, you mean like the People's Court?
Rod - Well, that's another story; the important thing here is you gotta ask me how I'm gonna get down to the shore.
Joe - Uh, how you gonna get down to the shore?
Rod - Funny you should ask, I've got a car now.
Joe - Oh wow, how'd you get a car?
Rod - Oh my parents drove it up here from the Bahamas.
Joe - You're kidding!
Rod - I must be, the Bahamas are islands, okay, the important thing now, is that you ask me what kind of car I have.
Joe - Uh, what kinda car do ya' got?
Rod - I've got a BITCHIN CAMARO!

Thank you for that.

Drunken milkman
driving drunk
Swerves on the curves!
Chevorolet heads his way
A crash
A SMASH!
Family of four
family no more.



That song will live on in my mind forever, along with "3 dead gophers" by mucky pup.

p.s. - ten points if you actually know who the band was that sings that song.

Scatterbrain.

Wow, not only right but incredibly fucking fast.

You ruined everything. :(

I still have that album. Their cover of 'Earache My Eye' cannot be fucked with.

and their rendition of the 24th caprice blows away the one by the Great Kat.

fuckin a SteveYouAlot, i just bought Bellzebubba again, third time i bought, first time on disc

LIFE IS SHIT!!

sweet. this thread brought back many memories

I've been posting on their message board for over six years...

brad weymouth said:

Ha - I finally just downloaded it so I can make infinity copies when I inevitably lose or break the ones I have. (I'm pretty sure Sheer Terror "Ugly and Proud" holds my records for most times purchased and lost/destroyed; I'm on something like 5, now.)

Can anyone megaupload Beezlebubba for me? I can't find a copy here at work, and I have a burning need to listen to this album.

Up on the hilltop where the vultures perch,
That's where I'm gonna build my church,
Ain't gonna be no priest, ain't gonna be no boss;
Just Charles Nelson Reilly nailed to a cross.
I don't piss, I don't shit, I'm gettin' no relief,
People shake their heads in disbelief.
GO!
Just me on a hilltop with 15 girls,
In a Nelson Reilly orgy that'll make your hair curl.
I don't piss, I don't shit, I'm gettin' no relief,
People shake their heads in disbelief.
Yeah, Charles Nelson Reilly, he's our man,
He can't heal the sick with the touch of his hand,
He can't walk on water, can't make wine flow;
Just another B actor on the late late show!
I don't piss, I don't shit, I'm gettin' no relief,
People shake their heads in disbelief.
GO!
Just me on a hilltop with 15 girls,
In a Nelson Reilly orgy that'll make your hair curl.
I don't piss, I don't shit, I'm gettin' no relief,
People shake their heads in disbelief.

PS: I have Beelzebubba but I have some shit to do today, I can get it for you later if you want DYA.

Intro:
-----
C F
C F

Verse:
-----
C F
Hey Kitten, whatcha doin'?
Am C/G F
Wanna play the guitar?
C
You say, what's that sound
F
Coming out of the hole in the wood?
C
You say, what's that sound
F
Coming out of the hole in the wood?
C Am
You say, what's that sound
Bb F
Coming out of the hole in the wood?
C F C G
It's the guitar


Verse:
-----
C F
Hey baby, whatcha doin'?
Am C/G F
Playin' with your rattle and plastic car?
C
You say, what's that sound
F
Coming out of the hole in the wood?
C
You say, what's that sound
F
Coming out of the hole in the wood?
C Am
You say, what's that sound
Bb F
Coming out of the hole in the wood?
C F C G
It's the guitar


Solo: (with verse chords)
----

1:30
E-----------------------------------------|
B--------------5-5-5--6-5-6-5-------------|
G--5-5-5-7-7-7----------------7-5---5-----|
D---------------------------------7---7---|
A-----------------------------------------|
E-----------------------------------------|

1:35
E----------------------5-----------------------------------|
B------/8-8-8-8-8-8--8---8-5-------------------------------|
G--7-5-----------------------7-5-5---------5---7-5---------|
D------------------------------------7---7---------7---7---|
A--------------------------------------8-------------8-----|
E----------------------------------------------------------|

1:43
E---------------------------------------------------|
B---------------------------------------------------|
G--8b8b8b8b8b8b8b8b8b-7-5-7-5-------5------5-7-5----|
D-----------------------------7---7------7----------|
A-------------------------------8-----8-------------|
E---------------------------------------------------|
slight bends, increasing gradually

1:49
E-------------------5------------------------------|
B----5-5-5-5-5--5-8---8-5--------------------------|
G--8----------------------5----5-7-5-----5-7-5-7---|
D--------------------------------------7-----------|
A------------------------------------8-------------|
E--------------------------------------------------|

1:55
E----------------8-7-5---5-6--6-6-6-5------------------|
B--5-5-5-5-5-5---------8--------------8-6--6-6-6-5-----|
G--------------------------------------------------5---|
D------------------------------------------------------|
A------------------------------------------------------|
E------------------------------------------------------|

2:01
E------------------------------|
B------------------------------|
G--7h8-8-8-8-7-5-7-5---7-5-----|
D--------------------7-----7---|
A------------------------------|
E------------------------------|

2:06
E---------------------------------------------|
B-----------------8-8-8-8-6-5---6-6-6-6-5-----|
G--7h8-8-8-7-5----------------------------7---|
D---------------------------------------------|
A---------------------------------------------|
E---------------------------------------------|


Verse:
-----
C F
Hey mama, where ya goin'?
Am C/G F
I hope you're not going very far
C
Because what's that sound
F
Coming out of the hole in the wood?
C
Tell me what's that sound
F
Coming out of the hole in the wood?
C Am
Hey, what's that sound
Bb F
Coming out of the hole in the wood?
C F C F
It's the guitar
C G
It's the guitar
F
It's the guitar

C F
It's the guitar
C F
It's the guitar
C G
It's the guitar
F
It's the guitar

C F
It's the guitar
C F
It's the guitar
C G
It's the guitar
F
It's the guitar


Ending:
------
highE highF highE F G C <- all lightly strummed w/ keyboard

End on C.

I literally just found out there was a video for "Punk Rock Girl". Yay Beavis & Butt-head.

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