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returntothepit >> discuss >> Song you want played at your funeral by ConquerTheBaphomet on Jun 7,2007 7:41pm
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toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Jun 7,2007 7:41pm
I want the bagpipe intro "Tara" by Absu.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Jun 7,2007 7:47pm
Hard to decide between Thorns of crimson death (Dissection) and Land of the dead (Summoning). Maybe that short instrumantal from Isengard.



toggletoggle post by rhys  at Jun 7,2007 7:51pm
"conned out of your shallow grave"



toggletoggle post by ZJD   at Jun 7,2007 7:58pm
Whatever the people who aren't dead want to do is cool with me.



toggletoggle post by Murph  at Jun 7,2007 7:58pm
"The Realist" by PTW



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 7,2007 8:03pm
Benighted - Opeth



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Jun 7,2007 8:03pm
my ultra-mix of 90s high school dance hits...

chicken dance
rednex "cotton-eye joe"
ESPN uber-jam or whatever
macarena
all of the boyz II men catalogue
ace of base "the sign"
mariah carey "hero"

on repeat



toggletoggle post by Archaeon at Jun 7,2007 8:23pm
mammal sauce



toggletoggle post by rotivore at Jun 7,2007 8:58pm
Burzum-A lost forgotten sad spirit, hands down



toggletoggle post by PatMeebles at Jun 7,2007 9:04pm
I would just have the breakdown to Wake Up Dead playing over and over again. Or have Bury Your Dead keep screaming "BURY YOUR FUCKING DEAD!"



toggletoggle post by shannon at Jun 7,2007 9:04pm
Suffocation:Breeding the spawn



toggletoggle post by Troll at Jun 7,2007 9:05pm
ABBA- Dancing Queen



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 7,2007 9:05pm
When I was in junior high I decided I wanted 'Orion' by Metallica played at my funeral, and I'm sticking to my guns.



toggletoggle post by Anthny at Jun 7,2007 9:09pm
Whale and Wasp



toggletoggle post by Troll at Jun 7,2007 9:18pm
Troll said:
ABBA- Dancing Queen

Woops! Scratch that! I thought the thread was, "song you want played at your civil union" !?!?!


Funeral song eh? I'd have to say 'In This Room' by GG Allin.







toggletoggle post by Troll at Jun 7,2007 9:19pm edited Jun 7,2007 9:19pm
Sitting in this room, dark and gloom
Four walls look to me to be Hell
Sitting in this room sucks so bad
And I might as well be off in jail
Everybody outside these walls to me seem so plastic
They seem so phony and so unreal
They tell you do this, don't do that
Do this, don't do that
Do this, don't do that
Do this, don't do that
Do this, don't do that
It makes me sick
In this room, dark and gloom
Four walls of Hell, I'd rather be inside a tomb
Oh, in this room with my needle and my spoon, all by myself
I'm making love to myself inside this room
Sitting in this room I want to die
I want to die, I want to die
Death is in this room
And you know death is often these days on my mind
I'm sick, I'm sick
I'm sick, I'm sick
I'm sick, I'm sick
I'm sick, I'm sick
I'm sick and all things must pass away some day
But in this room, all dark and gloom
Four walls of Hell, I'd rather be inside my tomb
Oh, in this room, with my needle and my spoon, by myself
I'm making love to myself inside this room
Oh, in this room, with my needle and my spoon
And a bottle in my arm, pills in my mouth in this room
Oh, in this room, four walls of Hell inside this room
I'm making love to myself inside this room
Sitting in this room, I want to die
I want to die, I want to die




toggletoggle post by Archaeon at Jun 7,2007 9:39pm
PatMeebles said:
I would just have the breakdown to Wake Up Dead playing over and over again.


haha, that should be all music, just the break to wake up dead.




toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jun 7,2007 9:52pm edited Jun 7,2007 9:53pm
Funerals are stupid. I'm giving my organs to science.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Jun 7,2007 9:53pm
CRUCIFORM - I, To The Heavens Shall Lift My Eyes



toggletoggle post by contagion   at Jun 7,2007 10:22pm
NSYNC - Bye, Bye, Bye.

i agree with whoever said it, whatever the living people choose i dont care i'll be dead anyway.



toggletoggle post by My_Dying_Bride at Jun 7,2007 11:42pm
if i have one


for my fallen angel by MY DYING BRIDE



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jun 8,2007 3:21am
i'm not sure what song i'd like to playing at my funeral, but if it was the apocalypse i'd sure as hell want to hear "locust star" by neurosis. that is the most apocalyptic song ever. i guess that could be my funeral song.

my girlfriend requested that just the line "your suffering shall be legendary...even in hell!" be played at her funeral.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jun 8,2007 3:25am
oh and also, i'm with lamp. funerals are a waste of fucking money. i'd rather be on the body farm or composted in someone's vegetable garden.



toggletoggle post by TheFilthyFrenchman at Jun 8,2007 3:36am
clearly the only appropriate way to be buried would be to the X-men theme with fireworks going off at the climax. and if not that then warriors of the world, also with fireworks.



toggletoggle post by Dwellingsickness at Jun 8,2007 5:11am
I cannot decide, For a long time it has been either Metallica's Fade to Black or Grim Reaper's See you in hell.



toggletoggle post by ShadowSD  at Jun 8,2007 7:46am
sacreligion said:
my ultra-mix of 90s high school dance hits...

chicken dance
rednex "cotton-eye joe"
ESPN uber-jam or whatever
macarena
all of the boyz II men catalogue
ace of base "the sign"
mariah carey "hero"

on repeat



That's a sure fire way to make sure everyone at your funeral envies you.

Don't forget the electric slide.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jun 8,2007 8:45am
I won't care, I'll be dead.



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Jun 8,2007 9:53am
"Beyond the Unholy Grave" by Death or "Electric Funeral" by Black Sabbath.



toggletoggle post by the_network_booking   at Jun 8,2007 10:04am
really anything by neurosis would be fitting.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 8,2007 10:13am
I would say either something off agalloch's "the mantle" or the entire mountian goat's z-machine lp.



toggletoggle post by This_Is_Heresy  at Jun 8,2007 10:14am
I want "Odin Owns Ye All" by Einherjer playing. I think I'd add the stipulation that every time he says "I drink..." in that song, everybody at the funeral has to do a shot of The Knot. That would be funny shit. I wanna go out in a loud bit of ridiculousness.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 8,2007 10:22am
When I look into your eyes
I can see a love restrained
But darlin' when I hold you
Don't you know I feel the same
'Cause nothin' lasts forever
And we both know hearts can change
And it's hard to hold a candle
In the cold November Rain

See you in hell faggots.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 8,2007 10:33am
Burzum - Der Tod Wotans

or

Godflesh - The Internal



toggletoggle post by GoatCatalyst   at Jun 8,2007 10:41am
I want the Von "Satanic Blood" demo played in its entirety.



toggletoggle post by Ryan_M at Jun 8,2007 10:45am
I don't even want a funeral when I die. If my friends and family must grieve, so be it, but I don't want them wasting all their money on a big fucking get-together and beautiful casket, etc... Cremate me and dump my ashes in the garbage, or toss me in a grave with no casket and no embalming so my body can decompose and return to nature. If a song must be played....I'll leave that up to the living.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 8,2007 10:49am
'When I Die' by GG Allin would be alright too.



toggletoggle post by SteveOTB   at Jun 8,2007 10:53am
Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen...nuff said.



toggletoggle post by Iluvufreebeer at Jun 8,2007 11:37am
I'm too underground for a funeral.
Oh, oh yeah. Put me in pyre. Burn me up. Send me out to sea.
And uh... play anything you want while you're at it. It won't mean much to me. I'll be dead.



toggletoggle post by demondave at Jun 8,2007 11:41am
megadeth - my last words



toggletoggle post by HailAtWork at Jun 8,2007 11:55am
Just one song...I have no idea..probably "Bury Me In Smoke"



toggletoggle post by Raycm at Jun 8,2007 12:45pm
Patches by Clarence Carter with a sign that reads "Left Early"



toggletoggle post by ben nli at Jun 8,2007 12:47pm
HAMMERHEART IN ITS ENTIRETY



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 8,2007 2:18pm
Allan Sherman's Camp Grenada



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jun 8,2007 2:34pm
Ryan_M said:
I don't even want a funeral when I die. If my friends and family must grieve, so be it, but I don't want them wasting all their money on a big fucking get-together and beautiful casket, etc... Cremate me and dump my ashes in the garbage, or toss me in a grave with no casket and no embalming so my body can decompose and return to nature. If a song must be played....I'll leave that up to the living.


you'd think that cremation would be cheaper, but it's actually more expensive...and the best part is that it costs a crematory next to nothing to burn the body.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 8,2007 3:16pm
ben nli said:
HAMMERHEART IN ITS ENTIRETY


yeeeeeah good choice, i didnt even think of that.



toggletoggle post by My_Dying_Bride at Jun 8,2007 3:19pm
This_Is_Heresy said:
I want "Odin Owns Ye All" by Einherjer playing. I think I'd add the stipulation that every time he says "I drink..." in that song, everybody at the funeral has to do a shot of The Knot. That would be funny shit. I wanna go out in a loud bit of ridiculousness.


i cant stop playing blot

wolf age is fucking incred



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Jun 8,2007 8:57pm edited Jun 8,2007 8:58pm
Nargaroth - Seven Tears Are Flowing Towards the River then I'd have Grim Reaper - See You In Hell as an encore.



toggletoggle post by Phillip  at Jun 9,2007 12:06am
Death is not the End by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Jun 9,2007 12:35am
Fate of Norns by Amon Amarth



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Jun 9,2007 12:59am
raffi



toggletoggle post by keithnli at Jun 9,2007 3:22am
the danny boy cover by johnny cash



toggletoggle post by Mike Giallo NLI at Jun 9,2007 11:28am
Impetigo - Breakfast in the Manchester Morgue



toggletoggle post by yummy at Jun 9,2007 9:19pm
dying will be the death of me would be funny...to me.



toggletoggle post by pigsportrait  at Jun 9,2007 9:22pm
buffalo stance by neneh cherry



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