Well, we've worked hard throughout the past few months making our debut album "Genitales From the Porno Potty" and we're extremely pleased to be able to say that it's all mixed, mastered and ready to be there for you when you're wasted. We've released the cover art along with 3 brand new tracks featured on the album.

Tracklisting
1. Botched Boob Job
2. Yeast Erection
3. Gloryhole Casserole
4. Colostomy Bag Condom
5. Colonel Angus
6. Camel Toe Rodeo
7. Menstraul Money Shot
8. Granny Tranny Midget Fetish
9. Paraplegic Pussy Pounder
10. Beef Curtain Call

Be sure to catch us April 21st in Saratoga Springs for Sick Shit Fest 6!!!

MP3 - CLICK HERE, GUY!

I'm all over that shit.

When are you guys going to have copies for sale?

And did you like that banner I made Jdizzle?

yes I did sir niccolai but it got buried through a bunch of mail and stress. mind posting it again?

That pig thing on the CD cover looks alot like my ex girlfriend.

very nice! thank evan for the cover, he slaved over that shit! we had a gallery for it last week at the space.

been waiting for this... does not disappoint in the slightest.

The album artwork fucking OWNS!

rutcho is the man

Fucking awesome! Nice work dudes.

Granny_Monster said:

owns doesn't even begin to categorize its amazingocitiness.

MarkFuckingRichards said:

^^^^^^^

the artwork is fucking awesome

thats frickin sweet

MarkFuckingRichards said:

True, this is actually some of the best album artwork I've ever seen... no joke. I'm all about the mixed media.

total playing time is 29:39

Half hour of perverted power!

Hahaha that's a fucking rad cover!

Granny_Monster said:

werd up. ever since i met evan (the guitarist of sexcrement who did the artwork as well) back at mass art in 2001, i knew he was money in the bank, haha.

MarkFuckingRichards said:

And a demon in the sack.

nicey I'll be picking this up once it comes out.

yessssssss

SO GOOOOOOOOD

possibly the best dm band ever

are the lyrics loading for anyone?

BornSoVile said:

I think that if you try to access the lyrics using foxfire you have to disable the pop up blocker for that page...

pretty good boss!

im not reading all that, i just wanna know when the albuim art work is gonna be a shirt and when youre getting stickers

lyrics are not loading for me.

If lyrics aren't loading, try using Internet Explorer.
For some reason, they aren't loading in FireFox...

MarkFuckingRichards said:

That's because safari is teh sewper g4y

i always wondered why it defaulted to gay porn whenever i opened safari...

Colostomy Bag Condom

Less Class- More Ass-
A pivotal notion of that which is a rock star ethos has long been forgotten-
Sex, drugs, and death metal stain our existence like vultures on corpses that bathe in the rotten-

Whiskey, and Vagina-
A combo held precious and sacred forever that sits at the core of our earnest desire-

Females fuck for Satan-

Climax of Pagan-

Groupie whores, banging sluts, tits and ass, smoking grass, till our lungs cough and hack Like a Maniac-
Pounding shots like robots, dropping doses, losing focus, till we let our magic spread like Hocus fucking Pocus-

We

Make Music

That You

Fuck To

You'll never find a skank-whore crème de la fuck queen with a dry cunt leaving the venue-

No lies: Pussy runs our Lives-

(You) can't be shy with those cock sucking eyes-
Don't deny down inside you're a whore spawned to satisfy-
Let our music get the best of your libido,
We're your heroes: "On your fucking knees, forget that you're a total zero!"
Fuck your shame, fuck your ties, fuck your family pride aside-
Fuck you goals, fill your holes, bust our nuts on which you ride-
See us after a gig,
We'll have our balls on your chin,
Making you famous as a Sex Whore Slam Pig-


Botched Boob Job

She opens her eyes to a freak show: She's covered in Tits,
(From) Head to her Hips-
Bloat, disfigured, a mug like a troll-
A zit on humanities unwashed asshole-

Client after client-
Slut after slut-
They wanted to be noticed, without sucking in their gut-

A simple surgeon from the city prepares to mutilate some titty-
An epidermal artist, crazed from correcting female fallacies-
The butcher of Boobies,
The Hitler of Hollywood-

By playing god at the office, he's turning profits with his scalpel-
Making models into Mutants- Sewing bitches at the stitches-
Simple surgical procedures made by altering their features,
They are gassed to sleep as models, but instead they wake as creatures-

Skin-deep beauty of Hollywood-
Tattooed freaks on silicon streets-
Rich men roam alleyways with cocaine hard-ons
For diseased Junky Whores
Sin Thrives-
Sex Sells-
Money Talks-
Evil Walks-

She screams with no sound cause her throat is a breast,
"Relax," says the surgeon, "You'll fit with rest."
He points to his walls-
She sees the fucking surgeon is a taxidermist-

adam mason is the best lyricist to ever walk this earth.

check out that sweet pronounciation!