From Ian--

'they're basically pushing the bathrooms back so you can see the stage from the whole bar.
in addition, they're fixing up the floor, bar, ceiling, etc.'

thanks for the update.
That is cool. Will this increase the capacity, do you know?

I imagine so, if they're pushing stuff back.

good bye piss pit... sigh...

I think they might be getting new mics, PA, soundboard, etc. too.

Are you sure that's O'Brien's? I think I'm gonna cry.

Pretty unmistakeable.

Goddamn these pics are depressing... what about the picture of George Washington?? I hope somebody saved that. Probably not though.

They incase the urinal with the trashbag on it in glass and display it on the wall.

end of an era

Too bad I haven't had the pleasureable experience of a sweaty show at O'Brien's but you better bet your dirty ass, I'll be there when it's good and ready.

You haven't been to O'Brien's? That should be like, a stipulation of joining RTTP.

I think he's a youngin.

Hasn't stopped others!

he's a younging from nh

18 and proud. I'm in college right now so it's a little hard to make it to shows.

fuck you pussy! drop out and come to shows! move out of nh while your at it!

They really need to hurry up. I miss my bar and my degenerates.

I live in MA currently but my family lives in NH. Believe me, I have made it to shows when I can. Since I have been in college, I've been to at least 4 shows containing bands such as, Dragonforce, All That Remains, Horse The Band, Destructor, Psycho, Twelve Tribes, Dead To Fall and the like. I am working on it....

Dragonforce and Horse The Band? Apologies for questioning your metalness, you've got me beat in spades.

wow. they're even tossing the mic stands! hah!

everybody else has tossed the mic stands at one point or another

guarentee they make OB's into a dance club when they finish....no more sleazy metal shows!

Don't say such horrible things.

Yeah, definitely not true. The staff at O'Briens is comprised of all heavy music fans. The shows will continue to be on the heavy side, just with a better setup. It will, unfortunately, not be as sticky or smelly. But a night's worth of PBR can fix that quick.

I expect 30 straight days of metal shows when they re-open to make up for lost time.

pam said:

why so you can go to one of them

i hate obriens.

i wonder if theyre gonna make the new bathroom always smell like piss too.

W3 nli said:

You mean like your last one at O'Briens, queerface? I go to O'Briens shows all the time...you'd know that if you ever went to one your band wasn't playing.

<3

I hate you for hating O'Briens.

I can't vouch for the bathroom either, but that little club is probably the best we have, here's to hoping it gets a nice facelift.

The two of you start fucking right now.

pam said:

thats the funniest statement anyone on this board has ever said to me

GENTLEMEN, START YOUR FUCKING

on a side note, isnt this how the Choppin' Block was lost. it was getting a facelift and then all of a sudden it was sold and now an irish eatery

I don't remember it getting a facelift, I just remeber it being sold.

The Choppin' Block kinda sucked anyway.

I'll kick you in the crotch if you ever say that again.

hey no need to kick her there rich, i mean you could have on nice shoes. you dont wanna ruin them doing anything to that baby maker

I don't have nice anything.

pam said:

that place sucked

You are both stupid faggots. My friendship with the both of you is officially null and void.

RichHorror said:

one set by rich horror and the screaming nervous breakdowns will make that place a shithole again.

I am a shithole.

Yeah cause standing ON TOP of the bands who were mashed in a corner was awesome.

You have no appreciation for scumbag dives. When you were there was before you had me in your life, which means when your life was utterly meaningless. That's why you have bad memories of the Choppin' Block.

pam said:

actually yeah it was, i love the fact i got to stand right next to Bongzilla as they sludged thru their set.

i wish i could have said the same for when Cattle D played there or Phobia/Rotten Sound for that matter.

I have plenty of appreciation. That place was too clean, too small, and full of old people.

I stand on top of the bands when they play O'Briens, or anywhere else. Standing back away from the bands is for faggots.

Yeah but when you do it at O'Briens your back isn't pressed against the fucking bar.

the faggots should stand closer to the bands because they can rub up against sweaty people of the same gender and get off on it while the bands are playing.

pam said:

shaddapferchrisksaakes

shouldnt you be cleaning or cooking or dont you have babies to be watching over.

BREEDER !!!!!

pam said:

You must be retarded. Stand on top of bands, AND be close enough to the bar drink continuously? Sign me up.

Shouldn't you be jerking off in the shire?

Jesus you guys, get a room.

RichHorror said:

Yeah, that would have been awesome except the bartenders there sucked and were too busy watching football on the tv to bother serving you drinks.

all this sex talk is making me hungry

pam said:

That's because it was you and not me. Again, your life before me was terrible.

Ken's hungry for the cack

Ken is fuiously wacking his bag to the smell of your and Sean's combined fuckjuice.

RichHorror said:

That is true.

I am the greatest person that has ever lived.

pam said:

i already had 2 hot dogs for lunch. i was thinking more along the lines of a plate of scallops or clams.

RichHorror said:

varg is stabbing euronymous at an inhuman pace.

RichHorror said:

for some reason i dont think im comfortable with ken knowing the smell of my fuckjuice.

maybe its just me but thats way too weird, but to answer Pam no the shire was burnt to the ground when people from New Bedford and Fall River couldnt come up with an original joke and just had to latch onto something poor Richard Goodwin said.

same on you all, will you have no shame, leave that poor bastard alone.

Everyone wishes they could be me.

You mean like the people from new bedford joke? or the pamhasakidhahaha joke? I suggest you follow up with calling me fat to complete the trifecta.

Hunny bun.

pam said:

He should talk about your big Cock. That's a classic.

HEY FATTY HOW ABOUT A HAM

Kevord said:

i can't believe it took this long for pam's cock to be referenced in this thread. we're having an off day.

Seriously.

COCK NIGGERBUYS ROLFES

i like the joke about me and rich's couch.


wait...that was real

pam said:

see now that was nice, go in the kitchen and make me some foods

I buy boners with moneys.

W3 nli said:

Why? Can't reach the cabinets again?

RichHorror said:

From teh money store?

Charlie's Kitchen... Babes.

pam said:

i could but that would take away from your love of cooking me food

RichHorror said:

when

OMG I M GOIN TO TEH MONEY STORE 4 MOR MONEYS LOLLERSKAT3Z

Yeterday

W3 nli said:

Last night. Old Country Buffet, anyone?

oh hell no.

The babes are always there. The broad serving me PBR had jugs so big they had their own gravitational pull.

i was thinking Charlie's sounded good

BBQ chicken sandwich curlie fries and a black raspberry shake

That chick was hot from the neck down.

I'm with Rich PBR and jugs.

I jerked it like a motherfucker.

RichHorror said:

I banked mental boner material too.

W3 nli said:

that sounds good. where's this place?

I thought the blonde downstairs wanted the Horrorcock, then I realized she wanted me to pay for my sandwich. Bummed.

charlie's kitchen in harvard square

what a bitch. you should have paid her with a slap in the mouth.

dreadkill said:

Why don't you know anything about Boston? Fagzoxorz

i hate boston

I got texted that two girls wanted the Horrorcock, but they're scary.

i h8 nigr

RichHorror said:

Those girls are gross. I wouldn't fuck them with Pams cock.

Word.

Kevord said:

excellent post

I liked when I told them they weren't good enough for my cum.

If Rich and I go to Charlies Kitchen on Sunday everyone should come and drink PBR, check out jugs, and mock retarded chicks.

Mad jugs.

why wait til sunday to mock retarded chicks? it should occur every day.

dreadkill said:

It actually does your just out of the loop.

SNAPZ

Kevord said:

:( damn me for living in a small farming town

dreadkill said:

Us city slickers got retards 24/7.

SHarktooth bicycles and such.

LOLer derby

i was always hoping i would show up to see some band and obreins would be in ruins when i pulled up.

O'Briens has been in ruins everytime I've been there.

RichHorror said:

+1 for you.

Sinislazy said:

Sarcasm I'm assuming?

probably right dude

The less Christian fags at shows, the better.

turn the other cheek

So, because I have faith in someone other than myself, I can't enjoy a good metal show? Since when has metal been this discriminatory? I can't enjoy headbanging or raising the horns because I happen to like Jesus? Who cares, man? I'm not affecting your life.

Also, calling me a fag without knowing me personally or seeing me physically is not the best approach for you. That's not a threat, I'm just saying, don't hide behind your internet screenname.

baphy is pissed at ol' dwyer for that comment

It is useless getting "pissed" over the internet but my sentiment is not pleasant.

Ken Gillis is the Brent Musburger of RTTP.

baphy is unpleasant at ol' dwyer for that comment

What does all this have to do with jugs and PBR? Jesus liked jugs and Pbr.

so what... the kid loves his father
*coughgay*

Jesus liked to dogplow that ass.

No wait... that was me.

I actually don't have a father and never have had one which I am ok with.

Jesus liked boners.

Jesus is boner-fueled melodic metal.

it's ok dude. you'll learn. you're still young. go git some pussy and some drugs. before you know it, you'll be wiping your ass with the pages of the bible.

Is this a reference to Jesus Lizard?

Haha, just kidding. They weren't even metal.

Jesus invented music. But hates Karaoke.

if i could walk on water!!!!!

Messerschmitt said:

Had it.


And the pages of the Bible are too thin. I wouldn't bother wiping my ass with it. In fact, I might actually read it more than once every other month.

Kevord said:

Karaoke is Satanic torture.

DOGPLOW THAT ASS

ahhhhh... he's a gonner folks. he's a flatliner. it's too late now.

Charlies Kitchen.......Babes!

Babes hahahahahahahahaha

now i gotta go shoot some dipshit with my paintball gun. i just heard a car alarm go off and someones been breaking into cars all up and down my street. this should be fun.

Am I supposed to be dead??

Messerschmitt said:

I've always wanted to go paintballing.....but in the city.

POD

paintballing is fun. i don't think your god would approve of such violence though.

Oh, please. Don't patronize me.

Actually, the term I should have used was condescending.

seriously look up proverbs 03:15

it says, "...and he who hath taken up paintballing shall be smoten by my might"

Jesus Saves.

At Spag's.

"She is more precious than rubies; nothing you desire can compare with her."

????

cunt

I hate King James version lingo. I never read that version.

sinistas said:

you save money, and that's no baloney!

the ten commandments don't have shit on the spag's slogan.

ConquerTheBaphomet said:

it's code language for the paintball thing i said a minute ago

PBR is $2.65 at Charlies.

I know, I was just being an asshole. Hahaha

not a bad deal

BRING YO BAGS AT SPAGS

dreadkill said:

conquer obviously knows nothing of the word of christ pshhh

dreadkill said:

It sucks getting 35 cents back though. It forces you to give it to juggs behind the bar.

I wish I gave it to Jugs behind the bar.

Messerschmitt said:

Considering it is Old Testament, kind of hard to reference Jesus don't cha think, chief?

IFYANAHMEANANNITHINGYADO

Kevord said:

forcefuck juggs behind the bar. 35 cents is a steal for a good time like that.

RichHorror said:

Dude, you were so messed up on pills and beer you kept tipping her $2.35 after every beer.

20 Oz mickeys nigga

ConquerTheBaphomet said:

mess, he chiefed you. it's on.

ConquerTheBaphomet said:

dude chief major.... fuck you. christ paintballs all the time. he always wins cause he can walk on water when i can't that bastard.

haha yes

What kind of asshole doesn't know the closest liquor store fron his house?

dreadkill said:

mah bawllz is sweat'n

Mouthguard in place. Gloves stringed tight.

hahahahahaahhahaha

dude chief major....

this kind

what kind drives home and posts mad bulletins

YU NUGGA

forgot captain

Drunken Bulletins about hating women are amazing.

Dude chief major captain colonel



















gaylord

im a fuck doom from chelmsford

I'd fuck ya but you have a job.

Why can't you be a cuntface monkey-ball touching woman hater from Chelmsford?

oh

Because chicks wear gross Bathory shirts withought bathing.

BATHORY NIGGA

captain, chief, sargaent, private, officer, jose cuervo, dudeman, boss...

oh

Your hat smells like shit. High Five!!!!

I like Dudemeister.

kin i paynt 4 u

lawlz

oh

my balls smell like formagio

Her:I can't smoke that joint i have a drug test tomorrow.
Me: Weren't you blowing lines last night?

oh

OMG U HAVE TEH STDZ

Her: It's O.K. I'll tell them I'm prescribed it.

I GET LAID AND U DONT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAcatHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

cat

I need you to call your mother tonight and tell her "You Failed!"

hahaha

so good

"Just so you know I don't date guys in the scene usually." Hahahahahahahahaha. So retarded.

ooooof

wyld stallyuns

This thread has an insane amount of inside jokes in it. LoL

I know trainspotting just started but i'm suddenly real tired.

You should tell the entire story.

RichHorror said:

No, cause we're not done mocking her in real life.