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returntothepit >> discuss >> So i went to umass amherst this weekend by MR. sphincter on Oct 1,2006 12:15pm
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toggletoggle post by MR. sphincter at Oct 1,2006 12:15pm
Yeah so on friday a few of my friends went with me to visit my friend lucy at umass amherst. We got there andd we met up and hung out, ate and so forth.

We did go to a party in some auditorium that some blak/hispanic frat was hosting. I never felt so out of place in my life. Since i was wearing my in dire need shirt, my friend milky wearing a leather jacket,steve just white and lucy a weekend closet goth(she dcided dress preppy for college so more ppl would accept her, yet she dresses real goth when she goes out to clubs. Is she a poseur or is this acceptable?) We were 4 white kids who disliked that party, felt like i was at a ghetto club, the bass rattled my bones.

So then we looked for a frat party but they said frat row was shut down.

Soon we took a busride back to lucy's dorm

We then proceded to watch utube and listen to music. And i realised something:
a7x waking the fallen is fairly good while city of evil is the worst album ever realsed
it dies today forever scorned ep is sooo much better than caitliff choir

So we hit the hay around 5 yet none of us slept, and then we went to a sushi bar(i didn't order sushi, i cant eat anything that's merely unconscious) soon we dropped of lucy at her dorm and went home. I didn't get in til 4pm yesterday.

Then i went to sleep and i knew i missed the stoneham church show with what once was. I am still pooped from that allnighter

Which brings me to my next few points:
I hate marilyn manson(anything b4 golden age is good 4 me though
a7x sux
the clean vox ruin bleeding through
mind stripper is a good suicide commando tune
blutengel is awesome
the clean vox ruin trivium
unearth bores me
i don't know what to think about mindless self indulgence
I wouldn't like dorm life
LUcy is hott,yet she envies preppies

We had fun
Anyone ever go to umass amherst as a student or visit? Who went to a frat party?

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toggletoggle post by MR. sphincter at Oct 1,2006 12:17pm
sorry bout the double post, my bad. I thought an error happened on my coputer



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Oct 1,2006 12:19pm
i went to umass amherst once. i got shot in the head by riot police with some proejectile... even tho i was just standing looking at a flipped over car while people took pictures.



toggletoggle post by MR. sphincter at Oct 1,2006 12:21pm
sxealex said:
i went to umass amherst once. i got shot in the head by riot police with some proejectile... even tho i was just standing looking at a flipped over car while people took pictures.


did ttos play there or sumpin



toggletoggle post by Kevord  at Oct 1,2006 12:24pm
Dude RTTP is not your Myspace blog.



toggletoggle post by MR. sphincter at Oct 1,2006 12:25pm
i don't hav a myspace, fuck that shit. i had one once but i got tired of it



toggletoggle post by Kevord  at Oct 1,2006 12:29pm
My advice to you
1. Register on RTTP.
2. Get a Myspace for your blogs.
3. Post things that have a point.



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Oct 1,2006 12:51pm
Hampsire College is where the real goth parties are at

hippies too!



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Oct 1,2006 1:19pm
I'm still banned from Amherst. I think.
If your friend has to hide in the closet as opposed to being herself so people will like her, that is lame and childish. I'd bet money her self confidence sucks the big one.



toggletoggle post by Anti-Racism  at Oct 1,2006 1:25pm
MR. sphincter said:
We were 4 white kids who disliked that party, felt like i was at a ghetto club, the bass rattled my bones.


We're not supposed to talk about race anymore. Only how cool Clinton is.



toggletoggle post by MR. sphincter at Oct 1,2006 3:12pm
Dankill said:
I'm still banned from Amherst. I think.
If your friend has to hide in the closet as opposed to being herself so people will like her, that is lame and childish. I'd bet money her self confidence sucks the big one.


Why u banned from Amherst?

And yes her self confidence does suck, she is always worried about how ppl will think of her. And she is afraid to go up to pll and make new friends. Now that is how i make friends.

Now wherever i go i always meet ppl, and i dress they way i want to. Sure i started wearing band shirts at 15, but i'll talk to anyone. Sure i might be wearing my possessed seven churches shirt but i still feel accepted even when i'm not around the metal crew

Mike doesn't compromise his style. Yes my name is mike



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 1,2006 3:48pm
dear livejournel...



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Oct 1,2006 3:52pm
MR. sphincter said:


Which brings me to my next few points:
I hate marilyn manson(anything b4 golden age is good 4 me though
a7x sux
the clean vox ruin bleeding through
mind stripper is a good suicide commando tune
blutengel is awesome
the clean vox ruin trivium
unearth bores me
i don't know what to think about mindless self indulgence





Are you fucking kidding me?

How are you guys not ripping this kid apart?



toggletoggle post by Kevord  at Oct 1,2006 3:54pm
I tried to do it in a nice way. You catch more flys with honey than vinegar.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 1,2006 3:56pm
mson in 97 (in fitchburg) was the best stage show I've ever seen at a concert.
but I digress.

dear rape funnel,
I never thought this would happen to me, but I pounded ruffies with my own sister!



toggletoggle post by MR. sphincter at Oct 1,2006 3:56pm
but i did learn sumpin. It doesn't matter the way one dresses or musical tastes, it is what is on the inside that counts



toggletoggle post by Kevord  at Oct 1,2006 4:00pm
MR. sphincter said:
but i did learn sumpin. It doesn't matter the way one dresses or musical tastes, it is what is on the inside that counts


And now ya know!!!! and knowing is half the battle!



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Oct 1,2006 4:01pm
the_reverend said:

dear rape funnel,
I never thought this would happen to me, but I pounded ruffies with my own sister!


Backed.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 1,2006 4:05pm
ruffies are girls who run I tell YA.



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Oct 1,2006 4:07pm
Aaron. Can Pull The Trigger play your radio show?



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Oct 1,2006 4:20pm
dammit, i thought i was gonna get to read some crazy interesting story. and i got jipped. i want the last 5 minutes of my life back.



toggletoggle post by MR. sphincter at Oct 1,2006 4:23pm
i still wanna know why dankill is banned



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Oct 1,2006 4:25pm
they don't call him danKILL for nothing.



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Oct 1,2006 4:27pm
Yes they do.

But they definately don't call him DanUnderAgedProstitueConnisuer for nothing!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Oct 1,2006 4:28pm
nor do they call him DanFarmAnimalSexcapades for nothing. you didn't hear it from me.



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Oct 1,2006 4:30pm
Actually there's a pretty good reason why they call him that.


Anyone else feel hot in here?



toggletoggle post by MR. sphincter at Oct 1,2006 4:34pm
what's the real reason why dankill is banned from this place?



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Oct 1,2006 4:34pm
one time i saw dankill plunge his whole head into an soggy cavity of unknown origin, BEFORE he shaved his head. why did he shave his head? one may never know. it may be so he may continue plunging said cavity with a more aerodynamic noggin thrust, or because his hair just wasn't what it used to be.



toggletoggle post by Anti-Racism  at Oct 1,2006 6:25pm
Soggy Cavity is the best USBM band.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Oct 1,2006 6:38pm
Is Mr. Sphincter for real? Or is it hoser playing a hilarious prank on us again?



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Oct 1,2006 6:39pm
nobody gives a shit how you spent your weekend.



toggletoggle post by MR. sphincter at Oct 1,2006 7:26pm
retzam said:
Is Mr. Sphincter for real? Or is it hoser playing a hilarious prank on us again?


no iam just your imagination i don't exist and neither does this pathetic thread. Reality is just an illusion



toggletoggle post by Anti-Racism  at Oct 1,2006 7:38pm
Mr Sphincter needs cleansing. Smells like shit in here.



toggletoggle post by gaaah at Oct 1,2006 7:55pm
Anti-Racism said:
Mr Sphincter needs cleansing. Smells like shit in here.



Funny joke but mr sphincter will never post another thread again



toggletoggle post by Anti-Racism  at Oct 1,2006 8:28pm
His sphincter is ruptured!



toggletoggle post by gaaah at Oct 1,2006 8:50pm
Anti-Racism said:
His sphincter is ruptured!


that's funny right there



toggletoggle post by retzam at Oct 1,2006 10:35pm
MR. sphincter said:
retzam said:
Is Mr. Sphincter for real? Or is it hoser playing a hilarious prank on us again?


no iam just your imagination i don't exist and neither does this pathetic thread. Reality is just an illusion


Hoser my man, what's happening.



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Oct 1,2006 11:19pm
OK OK! Time to put Mr. Richards back in his cage.
Damn farm animals.

I used to visit Amherst a good deal with a friend who's GF for a couple years went there. I indulged in plenty of booze, weed and co ed fucking while here and it rocked in general.

Then one day around finals a few years back, we stopped by her apartment and to make a long story short, he found her in bed with a dude, pounded his face and the guy ran to the cops that next day with a lame story saying everyone beat him and the girl and all her friends knew and it was a conspirasy, blah blah blah.

As part of the court case, i was banned from the campus, aside from gatting a sweet A&B conviction, even when the girl, who this assclown claimed I assaulted, testified on the stand that I never even touched her and she was my friend. Joint Venture theory in a court of law sucks.
At least I can be happy that the kid lost all his friends at UMass who called him on a bitch move and he was also known to dance at a strip club for hags and homos. I guess sissy goth kids were on the dick menu at the time. Who knows.

That's my story and I'm stickin to. Plus my probation has been over for months so fuck that lil whining lying snitch



toggletoggle post by new user at Oct 1,2006 11:58pm
Those dudes are gay man, I saw the myspace profile. good or not, they still suck dick and they admit it.



toggletoggle post by new user at Oct 1,2006 11:59pm
oops, wrong topic



toggletoggle post by infoterror  at Oct 2,2006 12:06am
Dankill said:
I guess sissy goth kids were on the dick menu at the time.


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