Do you look before you flush it?

absolutely. its a sense of accomplishment. there is nothing worse than taking what feels like a huge dump and its just a couple of deer turds.

I always need to look at my wonderous creation after making it. It gives me a sence of pride.

only Brad is qualified enough to answer this important question

yup

Who's the guy who shat himself on more than one occasion?

That would be me. I took a gander at those gems as well.

I thought it was one of the guys in dissector. Was it you that shit all over the inside of your friends car?

You say it like it was a one-time occurance. People need to get over their fecal shame.

I have no fecal shame. In fact I was in the park last night drinking beers while mike from nefarious was taking a shit on the ground to scare away the local natives.

how the hell could anyone not look?

where's dissector dudes when you need them for a thread.

Off at the salon getting gay little haircuts.

i vaguely remember a story about some girl who spread shit on a piece of bread and ate it for money to pay for her cell phone. hahahahaha oh man.

The Dissector kids have probably shat themselves on numerous occasions as well, as they are all disgusting pieces of shit that I plan on murdering on tour.

i havent ever shit my pants since i was like 5. i dont know what the lack of bowel control is about. i had a friend who shat himself on a regular basis. dont get me wrong, i have gambled before, but never lost.

I have left many a shit-filled pair of undies on many a McDonald's restroom.

Yeti said:

What about that ckick that chick that shit herself while tripping on shrooms?

there were times when i worked at McDonalds when someone would come in and it looked like they bent over and just had explosive shit all over the place. walls, door, ceiling, the whole toilet, everything in the stall was covered in shit. i dont get it.

Man_of_the_Century said:

hahaha oh yeah. she was wearing a skirt and it went all over the tent.

I hope you beat her to death with her own vulva.

Yeti said:

I remember back when I had my old job working at a restaurant, there was one day where an old man was in the bathroom taking a crap, and after he finished and pulled up his pants, he had some leftovers and scurried out the front door leaving a trail of crap droplets behind him. That was pretty nasty.

I wasn't there, but I would have if I was.

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