ron jeremy came to umass dartmouth for a debate about porn. my friends invited him to a party, and told us to pick him up at his hotel. i chauffered him around, took him to the party, saw him sign at least 50 boobs, and then just sat around and shot the shit until about a half hour ago. probably one of the coolest people ever.

rad dude!

by transitive properties, you are now famous...













ly hair.

mrs. fucking richards will now commence to calling you "hedgehog jr" in the sac!

interesting porn fact:
once a pornstar bangs a black, her value goes down.

he even wrote a message for Sexcrement. it says:
To Sexcrement;
I always knew the best sounds come from a bunch of assholes.
-Ron Jeremy

ha, i was on campus llast night. i should have gone to meet that dude.

how many girls did ron fuck at the party?

he didn't fuck any. he touched all of my friends boobs a lot when he was signing them and drawing all over them. he's a very respectful man, haha

That is fantastic. I remember the time he grabbed my ex-girlfriend's tit. I was honored.

haha
i told him if my girlfriend was there and got her boobs signed by him, i would be the proudest man alive. just for novelty value of course

QUICK! get an AIDS test!

only you mark

Messerschmitt said:

I thought that goes for all women.

Ron Jeremy was on Nash Bridges today.