*DING*

You haven't done anything worthwhile ever and your farts smell like comet bleach

this should be a fun thread.

there better be pudding involved

and anal sex

I hate black people.

Oops, wrong thread.

RichHorror said:

PWNED

Is this where I am suppose to get defensive and list off things I've done or just reference how in some of the pictures on their own website the singer of Sacreligion is wearing an ICP shirt?

joe has put out records by kevorkians angels, abhorred, conifer, and sin of angels. that right there is more worthwhile than anything sacreligion could come up with.

GAYKILLAH

awww shucks, thanks anonymous

Those are the greatest Lego people ever.

that french guy is pissed that those slaves aren't harvesting fast enough. I wonder if he knows that crazy feminist with the pink hair is behind him.

Joe/NotCommon said:

no we just trade insults back and forth...fag

anonymous said:

so could you...and probably get said bands to play better places than the chopping block and dee dee's every month

Kevorkian's Angels are playing the Middle East and Sin of Angels are going on tour with Vital Remains.

we could play the middle east and vital remains probably likes sin of angels and gave them a push

Ok. If you hate Joe as a person, understandable. Talking shit about his label and by extension the bands on it, I'm not cool with. Also, it does you no favors with other people who are friends/fans of the NC bands. Just a helpful tip.

i didn't talk shit about any of the bands

am i to assume that it's cool for joe to talk shit about us, though?

You're not talking shit about Joe. You're talking shit about his label. Not Common Records is a label, not a person.

Reveal the point of this thread I cannot.

Uh, it's about Vietnam, obviously.

please see: http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=27559

RichHorror said:

i said he hasn't done anything worthwhile

it's kind of hard to make fun of a label since it isn't physically real and couldn't do anything wrong

I know, I posted with that already read.

then you should know...you can put things together just like joe huh?

sacreligion said:

How isn't Not Common a real label?He released some of New England's greatest underground bands and gave tons of other bands their start in the scene.

the label is a non-physical entity so therefore i could not make fun of the label...only the person running it

I make fun of record labels all the time. I hate Nuclear Blast and Metal Blade, there I just talked shit about labels.

well good for you!

Just proving that you can make fun of a label. You can make fun of something that's not physically there.

people make fun of god all the time.

in essence...but in the end you're just making fun of the people who run the label and the bands on it

brian_dc said:

ha...therefore if anyone makes fun of god they must believe he exists

that's the biggest catch 22 i've ever heard!

under your premise that you can't make fun of anything abstract...yes.

my thread...my premise...haha

this pretty much sums up every picture with that kid who has down syndrome running, with the words, fighting on the internet is like.....you finish it.

your thread is a very fragile thing

someone could post loads of gay porn all over something you've already claimed as your own. Someone could turn this into a book review thread.

I'm making fun of internet thread ownership...which doesn't exist...I win.

nah man there's so much more to it than that

brian_dc said:

but in my thread none of that works because i establish the laws that take precedence over everyone

you don't want to get e-arrested do you?

You wanna make me sick;
You wanna lick my wounds,
Don't you, baby?
You want the badge of honor when you save my hide
But you're the one in the way
Of the day of doom, baby
If you need my shame to reclaim your pride
And when I think of it, my fingers turn to fists
I never did anything to you, man
But no matter what I try
You'll beat me with your bitter lies
So call me crazy, hold me down
Make me cry; got off now, baby-
It wont be long till you'll be
Lying limp in your own hand
You feed the beast I have within me
You wave the red flag, baby you make it run run run
Standing on the sidelines, waving and grinning
You fondle my trigger, then you blame my gun
And when I think of it, my fingers turn to fists
I never did anything to you, man
But no matter what I try
You'll beat me with your bitter lies
So call me crazy, hold me down
Make me cry; get off now, baby-
It wont be long till you'll be
Lying limp in your own hand

well if it ain't fionna apple i don't give a rat's ass!

leads to

Chacarron!

Chicarron


now we know the difference

the fact you're posting fiona apple lyrics, i now love you brian

fiona apple is mint.

brian_dc said:

<3

fionna apple is a feminist

hey go back to your fight, im trying to make sweet sweet manlove to this young lady.

haha...I'm a feminist too. Bring on the mudslingin'

the fight's on hold

if you're gonna do that i'd suggest some nair

Fiona Apple in this thread.

or perhaps "Nads" anyone remember that product?

bahaha...my sister had nads for a while

and she kinda sings like fionna apple

weird

hah brian, you old hound

i dont understand this thread at all.

I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.

Ron Burgundy: Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I... I wanna be on you.

we've been going to this party for 15 years and in no way is it depressing

hey look a rainbow

Rossi, I'm gonna bully you around and ask if you could put our new logo on the t-shirt design

so...can you?

yes brian, i can, which design are you going with...

ps. i like how we just took over this thread

this thread is organic...it is full of life...

it could go ANYWHERE we choose to take it.

man, im not high enough for this shit yet

the gas mask, dark gray one

whiskey_weed_and_women said:


HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHA!!!!

p.s. thank you, dear.

ok, did you guys figure out where you are ordering them from?

ill work on the shirt tonight or tomorrow, i have the day off. most likely tonight.

um...I think Jake found a different place from what you guys used...I'll figure that out though.

this guy told me he likes the ass rammed

Looks like I've got a date tonight.

nads was the best product ever

Brian, here you go mate

i love how this has become a thread for dour cursiva products

ha

well it is a gay thread, that's what happens i guess.
let's turn all those MetalcoreSUCKS threads into dour cursiva product updates

haha

hah

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THE JUNKYARD
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ALL AGES 5BUCKS 4PM

DEHUMANIZED
COLIN OF ARABIA
PORPHYRIA
THROWING SHRAPNEL
WHAT WEAPONS BRING WAR
FEED US FETUS
NADIR
INFANTILE PROSTITUTE

I like where this thread has gone.

john denver

thedeparted said:

honky !

time for timer

brian_dc said:

joe/notcommon sucks

sacreligion said:


well, how do you feel about this...

DOUR CURSIVA PROMOTION BELOW

DAMN!

that shirt is designed very strangely

i think you mean very awesomely

awesome to you

strange and scary to me

i definitely dont agree with this thread. i dont really care that Joe from not common doesnt like Sacreligion. in fact i dont give a shit at all, its just amusing to throw insults back and forth. i dont hate on the label, or the bands on the label, i can recognize what Joe has done to help them. i just dislike him because he is a jerk off and thinks he is the man. we, Sacreligion, make the music WE like. if you dont like it, too fucking bad. i dont agree with him bashing us, but we are all guilty of bashing that which we dont like, including myself. so bash away, it doesnt make an iota of difference to me.

it started as a joke actually...it's all dreadkill's fault...that bastard

I rule you!

sacreligion said:

You're confusing me here. He's done plenty worthwhile. He signs bands he believes in, he helps set up shows for the bands on his label as well as goes out of his way to book some great bands in the area.

What about you? If you want to flame the guy, flame the guy, but don't talk nonsense about the work he's put in, because the fact is: he has.

And this is coming from an impartial. My primary band is not on his label, nor has he booked us on a single show.

i'm just fighting fire with fire...it's not like we haven't busted our asses for the last 2 and a half years but for some reason you all think it's ok for him to say we suck at any chance he gets but if i do it back i'm a jerkoff

Well, if he doesn't like your music, he doesn't like it. The way I see it, that's pure honesty...at least he tells you, right? He probably doesn't like mine either.

When you say you've busted your asses, though, I'm confused. Do you guys run a label and book gigs with nationals like Sabbat and Deceased, taking financial risks? If so, then all the power to you too.

ok and i don't like him or his pretentious attitude

you know exactly what i mean when i say busting our ass when it comes to writing songs, playing out, practicing, recording, and everything else that goes hand in hand with being in a band

i've only been putting together shows for like 6 months but i can tell you it's not that difficult of a process(although every one is always a financial risk)

sacreligion said:

Well, I think that's fair, unless of course you think he's pretentious for not liking your band...

sacrilegion said:

I tend to think it's more of a risk to book bigger bands, nationals and internationals. Locals can drain you but you're not dealing with such large guarantees for the bands. I know what you mean though, man, I do the same things, most of us here in bands do.

this thread is gay and is totally bringing down the scene.

BornSoVile said:

We could only wish.

im actually trying to get a national for my next show...hopefully it will bring down the scene because that's what i'm all about

I'm sure there are plenty of nationals that would love to destroy us.

probably

but yea...joe's a douche

it's pretty sweet how the thread is supposed to be you vs. joe but he only cared enough to post 3 times in the 100 + here, GOOD JOB! there must be better ways to get attention.

i like to go streaking regularly...that usually works

DING DING CROWD INTERFERENCE!!

I think Sacreligion really just wants to sign with Notcommon.

Wow thats alot of replies that I am not going to read. I win again.

Joe/NotCommon said:

Of course he knows, thats the deep South and its his grand daughter, he fucks her every night after he beats his wife like all good ol redneck boys do

sacreligion said:

Feminists eat.

Maybe he is pissed his hippy daughter is 'fucking niggers' so he started whipping them.

Why do you people hate feminists? If women didn't have the same rights as us then Mary would never have booked Benumb, Kill the Client, It Will End In Pure Horror and Hellblock6 in NYC.

Joe has been replaced by an alien.

Mary rules, this thread is dumb

I love these kinds of posts.

"This thread is dumb". Yet not so dumb that you wouldn't waste your time posting in it!

brian_dc said:

Yeah, and I ain't so forgiving. I ain't letting you through the pearly gates. You gonna be sleeping with MC Pee Pants.

Sacreligion loves the peen
So does Joe/NotCommon
They should start their own web-zine
'Bout how Coal Chamber's a-rockin'

Joe/NotCommon loves the cock
So does Sacrelita
Run on home to Baystate Rock
And back to Carmelita

Carmelita's my favorite GG song...

Joe/NotCommon said:

that's far from a win!

hahahahahah

weirdo

this is what live journal is for

fuck livejournal

i made this thread to be a dick and here i will stay

DrinkHardThrashHard said:

I thought you were in Hatchet? I am totally confused.

Joe/NotCommon said:

I meant "feminists eat" in a good way (as in not starving to death).

I almost starved to death a couple days ago.

ok this is fucking retarded. like i said if joe doesnt like us, whatever. who cares. it was funny to insult back, but this has done nothing but bring more problems to an idea that doesnt need any more problems. i dont think this thread was such a good idea, it hasnt solved anything, its not like Joe is going to miraculously like us, or that people are going to take sides with us. really, who cares. this isnt a fucking popularity contest.

for the record, even though no one cares, those statements reflect personal opinions, not the opinion of the band.

yer a homo

I liked this thread when it was about hair removal products

I liked when watchmaker posted nice things about Mary, she is pretty fucking cool for someone who doesn't live anywhere near west quincy.

Joe/NotCommon said:

I play bass in Hatchet but it's more of a permanent sub type thing (I don't write any music or anything). My primary band is Extinction Agenda. Basically I'm the Hatchet rep here though b/c the other guys don't really sign on much to my knowledge.

i liked this thread when it was about new dour cursiva merch

Joe <3's Mary.

yeti said:

none of this was meant to solve anything to begin with...like i said i was just being a dick

i liked this thread when it was about jessica alba

i would eat the corn out of jessica alba's shit.

I would eat her shit just to get to her ass.

lol

yeti said:

I'm totally voting you for prom queen this year

I would eat her shit to get to her ass...While listening to Sacreligion!. And then call Joe afterward and tell him about it.

To Sacreligion,

I'm dedicating my performance on Saturday to how much Joe kicks ass.

Sincerely,

-A fat guy

Oh SNAP.

i am dedicating my performance to jessica alba's corn-filled anus.

I had corn on the cob last week. It was tasty.

\m/ CHILI'S \m/

chili's serves some mexican food. jessica alba is mexican. therefore, the corn and the cob it rode in on came out of jessica alba's caramel ass.

and I ate it! sweet nectar!

nectar of the gods with juices dribbling down thor's beard, giving him the strength to ram mjollnir up alba's cornpone dunghole.

huzzah for jessica alba

saturday is gonna be fuckin awesome

oh man, that's like...15 minutes of my life I'll never get back.

I'd like to state that mankind needs to learn that hatred directed at Joe NotCommon only makes him stronger. The more you hate him, the more clubs he will control. You're bringing his world domination upon yourselves.

That said I like Joe, I like the dudes in Sacreligion, I think that's a swell shirt design, feminists rock, and I hate all of you for the above mentioned 15 minutes.

I can't help but feel largely responsible for wasting your time...I pretty much took the thread over in the middle with pure nonsense.

pam nli said: