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returntothepit >> discuss >> my wtf story of the day... by succubus on Mar 8,2006 9:27am
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toggletoggle post by succubus  at Mar 8,2006 9:27am
ok so i'm sitting at my desk and all of a sudden i hear a strange noise..."What is that?" I say out loud...this noise is lasting a long time...people start laughing..."umm" the girl that sits in front of me says, starting to laugh....then it hits me...it's someone farting! holy crap this has got to be the longest fart ever! then the girl sitting next to me says "sorry, but this happens whenever i'm stressed out" and everyone is laughing...

thank god i didn't smell a thing. i guess it really does happen when she's stressed, but i had no idea and i felt bad a first for embaressing her..but i don't really think she cared




toggletoggle post by DrinkHardThrashHard  at Mar 8,2006 9:30am
Somehow her apology made it seem a lot more disturbing than it already was...



toggletoggle post by scoracrasia   at Mar 8,2006 9:39am
I had a massive wind ripper when I woke up. Happens after a night of drinking. I feel like a bag of smashed assholes right now.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 8,2006 10:40am
ahhaahhaahaha that is great. i wish there was someone here who had a horrendous gas problem. that would make my day bearable.



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Mar 8,2006 12:32pm
Yeti said:
ahhaahhaahaha that is great. i wish there was someone here who had a horrendous gas problem. that would make my day bearable.


hi.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 8,2006 12:36pm
Yeti said:
ahhaahhaahaha that is great. i wish there was someone here who had a horrendous gas problem. that would make my day bearable.


Or unbearable, depending on how bad the gas is.



toggletoggle post by hungtableed at Mar 8,2006 12:37pm
hahahah
I would have been in stitches. Farts are funny. I'm definitely a sucker for a good fart joke.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 8,2006 4:37pm
I just farted which means the asian kid will be over here in a couple seconds. he just seems to know.



toggletoggle post by SPALDINO at Mar 8,2006 4:45pm
JAPANESE PEOPLE FART ALOT!~~~~~~~~!1LOLOLOL!~\'\'\'111



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