They do what they want when they want.....with your lobster bisque

not MY lobster bisque

No lobtser bisque is safe!

hahaha... way to spell.

i'm looking forward to seeing these guys at the show on saturday. i hope rich horror grahs someone.

Grah like a muhfucka.

I'm sure he will! haha

I have to, it's in my contract.

my contract has a clause in it which forces me to do the curly hand at least once a song.

my contract requires that i expell at least 1 gallon of sweat per set

SacreligionNLI said:

I do that naturally because I am fat.

nobody rapes my mothers moose!

horror_tang NLI said:

me too...but it's amplified by the fact that i move that fat upper half of my body up and down repeatedly

What appears to be fat on Jeff is actually miles of loose skin with no muscle or fat tissue inside. It's horrifying.

my friend had loose skin after he lost a shitload of weight. we called him ET because his stomach was all nasty like ET's. he got the skin cut off so he'd look normal.

Yeah, same with Jeff.

i had never met or spoken to anyone from IWEIPH, and the guitarist walks up to me at the show on friday and says "2 things i've learned in life, if someone offers you a piss break, take it, and never trust a fart" it was hilarious

Jeff is actually Jack Handey of Saturday Night Live fame.

IWEIPH makes me hard, I jerk off to their material on a nightly basis.

On a side note, Rich did you guys get on that bill with us April 22nd?

Not yet, Chris. I'd spending all my time with my mom, and she passed yesterday morning. So I've been a little preoccupied. I'll probably get on it around Thursday or so.

sorry to hear that rich.

I'm really sorry to hear that Rich, my heart is with you man.

Thanks. She's better off than gasping for breath 24-7.

Oh wow, I figured she'd be passing on soon. I'm glad she's not suffering anymore. I'm sorry, Rich.

Damn. My condolences Mr. Rich.

And IWEIPH is very much appreciated. As well as Jeff's ability to act as a human invisibility cloak/forcefield against O'Brien's door guys.

sorry for your loss rich.

Thanks dudes and dudette.

I think it's clear that this thread is proof positive that the PEOPLE would like to hear IWEIPH on the RTTP radio show.

yes. i suggest the reverend play the song about shooting ropes of jizz across the living room floor.

Yes, I believe a few spins of IWEIPH's Will You Be Ready To Fight are in order...

I suggest we play live over the air. I suggest Dissector does as well.

I didn't even see that there was an appreciation thread for you guys. Way to go.

And a Dissector/IWEIPH split set would be nice to celebrate our 7"

It sure would be. AARON.

Rich Horror pantsed me and stole my wallet at the Living Room....

I said I was sorry!

There's talk of an inter-band cover of Gang Green's "Alcohol" if we do the radio program.

hey guys. i appreciate you

And we appreciate you right back, fella.