Songs include:
You Suffer (From AIDS)
Born on Your Kneepads
Siege of Condoms
Caught....In a Gay Bathhouse
sCum
Prison Without Balls
Its a Man's World
Unchallenged Gay
Cock-Rock Facination
Cum in the eye Blurs the Vision
Suffer the Children (When They're in My Van)

is this the Dan Robinson tribute album?

HAHAHA, just kiddin Dan, you know we all love you :p

lol ha ha ha ha haha thats awesome!!!!!!

ohh and ahhh, fuck you mark lol

dyingmuse said:

I'm sure you'd love to Dan, lol!

these made me laugh like a little school girl

Unchallenged Gay
Suffer the Children (When They're in My Van)

I'm in.

you forgot "Twist the Cock (Slowly)" my favorite Gaypalm Death song ever!

and what about: Placate, Sedate, Ejaculate? man, you're leaving out some classics!

"Retching in the Dirt-chute"?
"Hind Snare"?
"Uncut Girth"?

excellent

haha, I think we should all do this, make twisted covers of ND songs and play live

this thread is gay, trying to be anal cunt are we??? get a life????

josh is one of the only people who is technically and legally allowed to make anal-cunt-esque jokes.

diahrea tsunami said:

josh was in anal cunt, you ugly bastard

Sorry, I stopped buying their albums when they wimped out on Fear Emptiness Despair. I only know stuff from before that.

I Abstain (from pussy)
My Ass Keeps Burning
Uterus Banished
Hot Chicks? I'm Uninterested
The Chains That Bind Us (are getting sticky)
Readdress the Prostate
Awake (to a room full of men)


Someone photoshop the "S" off the cover of Scum. and change the corporate logos to gay stuff like Out, Honcho, GLAD, NAMBLA, Shadows Fall, and whatever the name of the company that makes cock rings is.

post an image of the cover and I'll photoshop it...

don't you got something better to do, someone thinking of all these gay overtones might want to question there own sexuality. yer stab at being funny has been done before. former ac or not, leave the funny shit to seth, come up with yer own.

shut up. this is a brilliant idea and I am very entertained by it.

i think anyone is entitled to make funny music if they want. my guitarist and i have a few retarded funny projects we've done in the past but never released. we are working on a new one and possibly putting out the others as a split cd. most of it is nothing original or special, but it is fun to do for a laugh. gaypalm death sounds pretty funny to me.

paganmegan said:

Seconded.

Some of these titles are ridiculously funny.

Anthony nli said:

and I third this motion! I haven't laughed so hard at work in a long time!

diahrea tsunami said:

Wow, you are so stupid I'm wondering if you're my ex-girlfriend.

Anyways, genius, since you claim to be such a big AC fan why don't you go check the song writing credits and then go fuck yourself.
But something tells me you're just a poseur.

i still enjoy death metal, as played by bands who didn't invent death metal, so i will enjoy funny metal made by bands who didn't invent funny metal.

The 2nd Gaypalm Death album will be called From Provincetown to Fire Island.
Then we'll put out an ep called Mentally Turdburgled and break up. No 2-guitar gay shit for Gaypalm Death.

Funny metal was invented by Spinal Tap. I guess Sore Throat, Wermacht and Intense Mutilation should've never formed because Spinal Tap did funny stuff first.

I bet Diahrea head has no clue what I'm talking about.

Oh, and I guess all comedians should kill themselves because WC Fields told jokes first.

i'm going to cut my penis off because someone else was the first person to have a penis.

i didn't realize it was going to hurt so much

dreadkill said:

LOL

Josh, you should check out the gay Misfits covers I wrote and we were going to do... some funny shit, if I say so myself. Nother ever came of it though... pity, really. I think I might still have it in my notebooks, next time we bump into each other, check it out.

i wrote lyrics for a gay nu metal parody project that never happened. i wrote in a part for fred durst and it was pretty gay. i sketched out faggy nu metal costumes for the band members too. it would have been the gayest thing ever.

i was also going to start a dork metal band with some nerdy friends too. i was going to make the bass player wear a darth vader costume and the songs were going to be about microchips and other dorky things. i think i posted on here looking for people to be in it, but nothing ever came of it. i have too many ideas and not enough time or drive to make them happen.

norwellbob said:

"We are all really gay, we are all really gay, we arrrreeeeeee all really gay."

Skull is just too easy.

If I can remember a little of my Skulls lyrics:
"Penises hang, hairless and limp..
Big schlongs with no surprises,
And the come drains down like creamy rain...
I'll slurp tonight."

Also, if I might be so bold, "Astro Faggots" was a masterpiece.

"Mommy, Can I go out and Felch Tonight?'

"I got something to say, I blew your father today"

"20 Guys in My Bed"

norwellbob said:

Haha, you win the thread.

i got something to say i raped a san fransican today and it doesnt matter much to me as long as he's gay