So yesterday I spanked the monkey amd decided to take a look at some thing... I got my microscope and saw my little dudes swimmimg around. It was awsome!!
I named one timmy but they died in like a minute. I was sad.

ALL dudes should do this. It brings you closer to you inner sack... If you will.

Dude...you shouldn't refer to spanking it and a microscope in the same post. Interesting, though.

Is mastubating a better word?

hahaha. Did you know your little 'dudes' can survive in a moist warm place for about a week? So after you inject your girl with love, they can still get preggo for a week afterword.

wakeoftears said:

Yes I know this all too well.

slut.



oh, D. i got your little valentines day card in the mail this morning. and my answer is No, i will not put out for you.

aliciagrace said:

Sigh. Very well.

i wish i had a microscope

Buy one. Then spank it.

i used to have one, but i burned my finger on the light, so i never spoke to it again.

i think it moved somewhere west of the mississippi.

You should make up with it. When you find it.

alas, i dont think i shall ever find my microscope

she was a tramp anyway

probably sleeping with some scientist in utah...

Imagine all the sperm she's been covered with.

wakeoftears said:

thats why you don't inject your girl with love, you pull it out and eject your love all over her her belly....or if you're banging her from behind, all over her back.....and if you're banging her in the ass, then inject your love right in her crapper!

I just injected my "love" abunch of times today. oops.

Any ladies willing to lend me their eggs?

My sperm gives bitches scrambled eggs!

I can for some of those eggs right about now.

I tried doing this once and I couldn't see anything... what is the resolution you had on you microscope?
what did you stain the cells with?

Don't know. It's a crappy little microscope. and I didn't use any stains.

Fisrt time I tried it didn't work.

hm... I only tried it once.
did you us slide covers?

I don't think you need to stain them if you have the right kindof light.

no cover. just on the slide.

this is probly the funniest thing i've heard in a while. Id try but i always shoot blanks, is there something wrong with that?

Hung_to_Bleed said:

I do SOMEtimes.