December 17, 2004
It Will End In Pure Horror, Noosebomb, Abhorred
@ Evo's Arts, 98 Middle Street, Lowell, MA - $5 - 21+

this will be Abhorred's last show until the end of February so come down and get drunk with us. Rich, what time does this start? 9?

As far as I know, it's 8. Does anyone have a flyer online yet? Also, I am completely unattached, and will be interviewing applicants for the heavily sought-after position of Rich Horror's female escort.

Directions anyone? Yeah I know about mapquest and all that shit. Mapquest has sent me to hell and back a few times. How strict is the 21+ at this show?

Mapquest was pretty good to me with Evo's. They have a doorman, but fake ID's work wonders.

Why is Curtis Mayfield not on this bill?

whats up 'HONKEYS'

He can't walk.

damn, thats some harsh shit, jive turkey.

I didn't tell him to become a cripple, he did that on his own.

I hope a lot of people come at this show.

i'm cummin' right now sucka!

I made pootie in my pants.

i just randomly found an abhorred cassette in my basement

that cassette is total kvlt. joe made like 10 of them for that R.I. show a few months ago. total kvlt.

I'd kill a hooker for one. Or just for the sexual gratification of murdering a prostitute.

no, if you killed a hooker, i'd get you one. Only if i can cum in her face though...

Can I pretend my ex is a hooker?

that would be acceptable

I got some ho's you crackers might be interested in. some real fly bitches.

So... a flyer? Anyone? Yes?

... or not.

no flyer...just bitches & ho's.

gimme 10 minutes

SWEET

i have also posted a flyer in another thread for the flyer was gimongous

HAHAHAHA

That's the best flyer yet, jeffrey.

I just realized that's a pic of Eric, our fag ex-drummer. Fucking masterful.

CANT WAIT FUCKAS...............

Who is this SuperFly fag anyway???

uh huh

you and your Bukkake...Im starting to wonder about you Abhorred gays...I mean guys.

It was actually our fault. But yes, we are very gay.

superGAYS

Ass bangingly gay.

Always up and down, faggot.

This is tommorrow.

I don't think I will be there, sorry folks.

We'll always have Paris.

Also, the first band [IWEIPH] doesn't go on until 10 pm, so everyone has plenty of time to get there.

Joe/NotCommon said:you suck joe.

Joe needs a ride.

I am pretty sure i am going
can someone guest list me?

I will get the photo EXCLUSIVE since aaron is going to the bombshelter!

I'll put you on our list, Carina.

i thought joe was going to fight mike from boe

i'm going to fight you "BENJAMIN!"

Joe realized if that happened he would die.

i'll fight superfly

bring it on SUCKA!

blaxploitation, here i come

Rich Horror NLI said:

thank you rich! =)

honkey destruction, get ready white bread.

succubus said:

Of course. What's your last name?

Shit!!! Rich I don't know if I can play the show tomorrow night. Reflections of Mortality is playing at the New Wave. Talk about a true bukkake fest.

Shaddup.

it's mastrocola
from http://www.carinamastrocola.com
=)

her name is Carianal M-ASS-trocola
I felt that I had to bring our affinity with anal sex into yet another thread.

I wondered what that smell was.

And cool, I had no idea such a website existed.

you can write on the gl "cari-anal m-ass-trocola (aka the anal sex queen)"

my bum smells delicious!

and revie rev...i told you before...no butt sex for you!

mmmmmm butt sex

Anyone who lets me give them butt sex can get on our guest list, also. We have two slots open. But what I need is two sluts open.

TONIGHT!

Rich Horror NLI said:

I'll volunteer.
I really wanted to go to this with my wife but we're completely broke.

Free Adolf Satan shirt in it for you.

Only if it's with you, and not your wife. I rock out for the Lord, dammit.

But seriously, yeah. And depending on how small the shirts run, I'll take a L or XL.

Cool, thanks dude!
I'll hook you up with a cd too.
Wifey's name is Allison.

I will be rocking out and drinking 40's of Busch tonight!

Awesome. I'll be the guy in corner trying to unbend his legs after being crammed in the "backseat" of a truck for an hour and a half.

Guest list, what?

Rich Horror NLI said:


wait wait..

i got on the list BEFORE that

right?

otherwise aaron will kill me!

Yes, Carina. You're good to go.

And Jess, I can spot you five bucks if you really need it. :p

Nah, no problem. I just sent you an email because I didn't see this first. I'm just being a cheap bastard.

Well, five bucks is still damn cheap for anal romance.

no guest list = no butt sex. lending me money doesn't count.

I dont beleive NOOSEBOMB has anyone on our list. If someone needs to get in see us before hand.

lady_czerach said:

Sigh. We'll always have Paris.

Fulci Lives!

Indeed!

I think NOOSEBOMB should put their label guy on the list *hint hint*



What time do the bands start? How bout some directions?

anyone going from providence?

yo alex, i'll put you on the list. as far as directions, i used map quest.
hopefully they are accurate. is mike coming with you, if so i'll put him on also. i think the first nand goes on at 10 pm. we are 2nd & abhorred last. just 3 bands from what i understand.

Yeah, just three bands, IWEIPH starts it at 10. I used mapquest last time, and I found it fine.

take the lowell connector towards lowell from rte 3 or 495 (both get you there) take the second to last exit- thorndike st...(its acutally the last "real exit") follow thorndike st you will pass a YMCA on your left, then you will go under this fucked up rotary thing keep going on that road, it will curve to the right at a light, untill you take a right onto market st. its at a light across the st from a gas station. market st runs paralell to the road that evo's is on...go to the end of market make your hard left and then a left onto middle st. there is a parking lot on middle st you can park in, and a parking garage on market st that is free i believe...parking in downtown sucks

oh and alex... do you have any black witchery cd's/tapes/7"s you can bring??? i have the split with conqueror so anything else you got would be killer

lowell sucks... but you could score some crack and some whores at the same time...

KeithMutiny said:

yeah...and only a couple of blocks away from evo's

abhorred said:

Which direction?

any

See you folks tonight. Thanks for the guestlist.

later SUCKAS, got to go get my bitches and head to lowell.

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





and on a side note, i hope castledoomerown comes to this.

i havent seen him in while, and would like to witness him rocking out again.

How much are drinks at this place? Good smoking spots outside? Can we rock out some CDs on the PA in between bands?

i dont know of any specific smoke spots, but its lowell, so it shouldnt be too hard

they have a cd player going through the sounds system, but i dont know if theyll let us pick anything

I was there.

And drunk.

I'm even more drunk now!

Fun show. I still haven't gone to bed yet.

Abhorred pics: http://heavyrotationmetal.com/abhorred/2/index.htm

It Will End In Pure Horror pics: http://heavyrotationmetal.com/iweiph/index.htm

BestialOnslaught said:

Noooo recollection of posting this at all haha...

Thanks for the pics AND the magazine, Jess. You are a true renaissance woman.

great pictures. i'm glad someone caught the blood pouring endlessly out of my nose...

nice nose John!
I hope ya'll made fun of me!

john is giving birth to me and punching me in the face at the same time:

Just as nature intended.

it will end in pure horror was fantastic. g.g. allin + grind = i.w.e.i.p.h.

noosebomb - baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssss

i had a good time

thanks for the pictures, jess. you seem to have the ability to take them when we're NOT making retarded faces, which is a power you should cherish.

assuck said:

if I live to be a hundred, I'll never get a better compliment.

Ben, did you get to listen to the cd I gave you? I'm just wondering if the whole thing plays ok.

I had a fucking blast. It was our last show with Jay, and I think we did ok. Noosebomb and Abhorred were fucking awesome. And thanks to Josh for the shirt and the CD.