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returntothepit >> discuss >> Your Daily Dose Of Hipster Garbage with a big time LOL music video by Victory Records on Feb 20,2016 1:25pm
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toggletoggle post by Enquiring faggets at Feb 20,2016 1:35pm
Ugh. A more apt video would just be these fruits giving each other handsies.



toggletoggle post by ClothespinnedDick at Feb 20,2016 10:12pm
Fucking played out theme. Cemetery. Angel statue. A robe. Candle. A slut. Oh mournful, mournful. Wtf are they mourning? The creativity and talent they never had? Church. Monk robe. Same scene set to the same interchangeable shittier than shitty "metal". Get the fuck over it and yourselves. Its not shocking or even mildly badass.



toggletoggle post by palladium corpsepaint at Feb 20,2016 11:26pm
hail the true northern underground!



toggletoggle post by ClothespinnedDick at Feb 21,2016 7:38am
What exactly is true, northern, or underground about that video? Is this guy for real enjoying that garbage



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Feb 21,2016 11:59pm
Solo at the 2:00 mark is epic, the chorus melody is epic, the whatever that is vocals are epic, and the Coldplay-esque cleans in the bridge are epic.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Feb 21,2016 11:59pm edited Feb 21,2016 11:59pm
Holy shit this is GARBAGE



toggletoggle post by ClothespinnedDick at Feb 22,2016 8:36am
That shit was dumber than Dave Grohl making a public statement about how pop music today has no meaning...as if the Foo Fighters are somehow outside of that cancer causinh genre. Right.



toggletoggle post by palladium corsepaint at Feb 22,2016 2:40pm
dave grohl does more for true undergournd black metal than anyone else alive. he knew curt kobain who died in his arms, their last time teogether was listening to a truely filthy black metal record. it was so intense that curt decieded to kill himself as a tribute to the black satanists hordes!!!!!!





toggletoggle post by Wise old man on a hill at Feb 22,2016 2:50pm
How does a ghost take a bath?



toggletoggle post by FYI at Feb 22,2016 3:14pm
this is the band who tried to pass it off that they were from China- refused to give names blah blah blah to seem super edgy. "Don't wanna play 'black metal' in China with the government- these guys must be real bad asses!" then Kim Kelly (of all people) exposed them as just some random hispters from North Dakota. the public was velvet cacoon'd again for a brief period of time.



toggletoggle post by FYI followup at Feb 22,2016 3:16pm
WIKI: When asked why the band did not correct the media reporting that the band was from China, Mikula claimed that it was an issue of privacy and further stated "We refused to correct people because we do not wish to put actual faces onto our music. It is our wish as a band to connect to all human beings."

Well, that didn't last long. Dudes face is plastered all over that video looking like some budget Lord Worm



toggletoggle post by New England Seafood at Feb 22,2016 3:21pm
kim kelly is singlehandedly plumbing the depths of the false metal scene. pulitzer prize incoming!




toggletoggle post by Not Fake at Feb 22,2016 10:36pm
"north dakota. its practically china."



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Fake



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toggletoggle post by Biannual post by a fag at Feb 29,2016 8:45pm
The saddest thing is garbage like this continues to get signed. First I wrestled a bear once, now Ghostbath. Hipster fags are running metal these days friends, accept it, npr is debuting albums for fuck sakes, a site called brooklyn vegan is somehow a credible metal resource. All this trendfuck terrible shoegaze black metal just shows a general lack of metal history knowledge, and these new faggets making no attempt to learn it before claiming shit is innovative. fuck.

fuck

fuck....



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