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returntothepit >> discuss >> Survive the Day (ANOTHER POINTLESS CRAIGSLIST RELATED POST) by LOLapolooza on Dec 5,2012 1:12pm
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toggletoggle post by LOLapolooza at Dec 5,2012 1:12pm
http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/muc/3450102662.html


Survive The Day is now seeking vocalist.

Founded by former members of the Boston based band Sharmera comes the heavy rock band Survive The Day.
Check out the site http://SURVIVE-THE-DAY.com

You can check out a clip of the brand new song "purpose" here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqWjtMwYWO4&feature=colike
(Name change)

Band is based in RI with full practice space & modern studio located in Coventry, RI.

Under Media section on the site theirs a title track "Purpose" to give an idea on the style and sound.

Influences include, Faith no more, RATM, Reville, Pantera, guns & roses, tool, avenged sevenfold, slipknot, godsmack, toto and much more...

"We'd love to meet an equally passionate musician with there own Front man Persona, Energy, Explosiveness & writing ability's...
We are an equal band, writing, ownership and all decisions. We have fresh, no lyrics still new & raw songs that can be made into a sound that's a unique & fitting match for us..."

Please reply to this ad or through the sites contact page.

Thank you, Rock!




toggletoggle post by a jealous boy with huge zits at Dec 5,2012 1:14pm
Oh! I hope Mike Eleftheratos joins this band! It's right up his alley!



toggletoggle post by Mark_R at Dec 5,2012 1:21pm
it's not every day you see "influenced by Toto" on a craigslist posting



toggletoggle post by Antiquated Studio at Dec 5,2012 1:27pm
How much do you want to bet their "modern studio" involves an outdated computer, a fast track interface and a bunch of audio technica mics?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 5,2012 1:27pm
"Godsmack, toto, and much more!"

WELL, SIGN ME UP



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Dec 5,2012 2:20pm
You should have to pass some sort of personality test to be able to buy a guitar these days.



toggletoggle post by Bloblovesmusic at Dec 5,2012 2:36pm
I want to hear a Toto inspired metal band



toggletoggle post by slar you morbid? at Dec 5,2012 7:04pm
they're like that other stupid band "saves the day", but with lowered expectations



toggletoggle post by More Lols at Dec 6,2012 12:12am
Drummer, Bassist, Vocalist needed for Art metal project (Boston, Ma)

Date: 2012-12-05, 2:20PM EST
Reply to this post nkwfs-3457516115@comm.craigslist.org[?]
Prefacing, "Art Metal Project" doesn't really paint a complete picture for this project. It's much less constrained to any specific genre (metal)... I was only allowed so many characters in the posting title....

I'm all over the place with this. My imagination is like a broken dam, constantly pouring out ideas. I have a hard time catching them all and because of this, I find my efforts often coming off as sloppy and incomplete due to me overextending myself. . .

So far, I've created all of this music by myself. I'm tired of working like this. I would much rather prefer to collaborate with like-minded, creative, insightful, tasteful (an attribute I'm hesitant to say I possess), ambitious musicians - a DRUMMER and a BASSIST- who are enthusiastic about playing this music with me. I have one caveat: You need to be better than me at the instrument you play, which isn't really asking much. I can also see myself eventually wanting to put sparse vocals over this so vocalists are welcome too.

That said, the music:

https://soundcloud.com/grandiiflora
http://grandeflora.bandcamp.com/

I will suggest that you listen to the following compositions all the way through to gather a full understanding of what I'm after. And given that each song has a very unique theme in relation to the others, I'd humbly ask that you listen to all four:

Regulus
Alpha Arietis
Tall Tales
Antebellum

Thats it. Thanks, enjoy and I look forward to talking with you. Peace.

Location: Boston, Ma
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



toggletoggle post by More Lols at Dec 6,2012 12:14am
I hope it's one of you fashion metal fucks



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 6,2012 9:01am
Title of post should be ATTN Grown Adults Who Listen to Reveille.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Dec 6,2012 9:34am
xmikex said[orig][quote]
Title of post should be ATTN Grown Adults Who Listen to Reveille.
bahahah



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Dec 6,2012 11:06am
NEED DEDICATED SINGER (FRAMINGHAM)

Date: 2012-12-05, 8:30PM EST
Reply to this post bjkc3-3458387994@comm.craigslist.org[?]
We are a theatrical metal band called V from the framingham mass area and are looking for a permanent front person to complete the line up. We get a lot of attention, gig offers, and are very pro, seasoned musicians with pro gear. No attitudes, egos, or addiction problems.

Male or Female, just be great at what you do. We have gigs lined up and are getting ready to book many more.

Our current singer is a school teacher and unfortunately her job is going to soon make it difficult to continue with the band. We are looking to get someone now to be ready for February.

You can contact me at

508-561-2284 anytime

here is our website

http://www.wearev.net/

Nikki Sinn


---------

Went to their website, instant LOLZ:

I am NIKKI SINN...

I have slept long enough, waited in the shadows. Now, I am the shadow at your window while you sleep, the screech in your ears, the presence you feel when no one is around. I am the fury that comes forth from this darkness within, with a six string weapon in my hands and an unchained vision from within the darkness of my mind. I set forth with the power of the night and a burning within my veins to be... And I shall be, that which I desire. I embrace this darkness, I have awakened in v, and it has set free all which is dark within me loose on this world..

Enjoy the dark, embrace it and it will reward you..


I. Am...

NIKKI SINN


I am NIKKI DARK...

It’s been too long.

Years of waiting for the right situation to help unleash my fury…my darkness.

That is all about to change.

V has given me an outlet for my pain, my anguish… my suffering, and soon it will be shared with you all. What I ask in return… is your pain, your fury… your darkness. It's what drives me, it’s why I do what I do, and why I do it better than anyone.

I am the thunder behind the grind… I am the groove behind the shred… I am what goes bump in your night.

I. Am...

NIKKI DARK


BLOOD LUST (current singer that's leaving):
More info coming soon.


I am NIKKI RAGE...

The world has imprisoned my rage... it suppressed it, cuffed it, chained it... I was lost with no way out. For many years it was pounding at my door trying to escape, until v crossed my path unleashing it from the darkness making me now complete, and so shall you be. Rage on!!!

I. Am...

NIKKI RAGE



toggletoggle post by BIGTIME MUSIC INDUSTRY PROMOTER at Dec 6,2012 11:08am
THREE GREAT CONCEPTS! Let's get these bands together so I can book the fucking tour!



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Dec 6,2012 11:12am

bennyhillifier

LOL @ 1:10-1:31 where he gets asked if they are a KISS ripoff and he says that there are only 5 bands knows for "doing the white makeup thing"



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 6,2012 11:54am
Is that makeup done in Photoshop??



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Dec 6,2012 5:01pm
They're gonna have a hell of a time finding a singer that meets all of their criteria AND is named NIKKI.



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Dec 6,2012 5:11pm
hahaha



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Dec 6,2012 5:13pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
Is that makeup done in Photoshop??


Serpentarius style.




toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 6,2012 5:21pm
oh man that band V is fucking terrible. i saw them at Ralph's fairly recently. oof.



toggletoggle post by BlackoutRick at Dec 6,2012 8:11pm
Obscure reference: Nikki Sinn was a pornstar. Damn good one too. LMAO



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Dec 13,2012 12:01am
http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/muc/3466421773.html

INSANE Twisted Metal Band Members Needed!_________________________________________Date: 2012-12-09, 12:12PM ESTReply to this post hzw9k-3466421773@comm.craigslist.org
[?
]_________________________________________lmao I'm not sane at all.. are you? then get the FUCK out of here! I don't wanna assemble just another brutal death metal band (I do LOVE death metal though, dont get me wrong) I wanna create our own metal subgenre. I would be the vocalist, and judging by the songs ive written, and how i'm imagining it, this band would become very popular just from how sick and fucked up it will be. This band will be completely unethical and generally just disguisting. 
I need:

a drummer, 
lead guitarist, 
background guitarist, 
bassist,
a keyboardist
a sampler, for sound effects of things such as screams of pain, flesh tearing, crying, an axe, gashing through the face, etc. torture, killing and suffering sound effects.
and if anyone knows how to scream also, that would be great. i could use a background vocalist too.

So,WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?! DON'T YOU WANT TO BE IN THE MOST SICK AND JUST DISTURBING BAND EVER?!?! THEN REPLY TO THIS WITH A DEMO TAPE ALREADY!!!!! ..Fuck you!








toggletoggle post by Background Guitar at Dec 13,2012 9:50am
This is amazing! Sign me up for background guitar!



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Dec 13,2012 10:16am



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 13,2012 11:38am
I was sold on that band until they used the word "unethical." If I'm going to be in a fictitious American Headcharge I'd at least like to keep my professional dignity.



toggletoggle post by Ghoulash at Dec 13,2012 11:42am
woof...



toggletoggle post by cradlerock style at Dec 13,2012 5:38pm



toggletoggle post by gayfag_nli at Dec 13,2012 8:07pm
my favorite line from all craiglist band postings
"We get a lot of attention, gig offers, and are very pro"
they all seem to include some variation of this. i know so many promoters who seek out bands that have never played live before and suck to offer them shows without them ever doing anything on their own.



toggletoggle post by destroyyoualot  at Dec 13,2012 11:07pm
Hahahaha, oh shit

The band is called V. This band was created to showcase all the influences we love and to let us do what we love to do, Have fun, play what we love, and entertain you!! The band is very heavy groove oriented, fronted by a female singer with clean, melodic, aggressive vocal power. With these things and a killer look, V definitely does not disappoint. We will give you the show YOU deserve! We are a band that will truly blow you away, a band that truly believes in having what seems to be a long forgotten important ingredient, "the whole package" and unity, a team 100%. We are something different and exciting that will hopefully kick start the scene and your ambitions to encourage you to want to go out, see, and enjoy real rock and roll shows again!

V is the much needed punch in the gut the rock and roll world has needed for a long time.

The band is, (NIKKI SINN) on guitar, (NIKKI DARK) on drums, (NIKKI RAGE) on bass, and (NIKKI BLOODLUST) on vocals.

V is growing stronger and tighter every day. With top media company and recording support, equipment support from our CELESTIAL EFFECTS family, local and national support from radio shows and national magazines such as VINTAGE GUITAR, we are here to give you absolutely what you deserve, pure entertainment at its finest, and a rock and roll show you will NOT soon forget!


It's like someone took the Saint to Sinner bio and randomly jumbled the words.



toggletoggle post by destroyyoualot  at Dec 13,2012 11:11pm
destroyyoualot said[orig][quote]

V is the much needed punch in the gut the rock and roll world has needed for a long time.


But is it needed?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 14,2012 8:11am
gayfag_nli said[orig][quote]
my favorite line from all craiglist band postings
"dick is bro"
they all seem to include some variation of this. i know so many promoters who seek out bands that have never played live before and suck to offer them shows without them ever doing anything on their own.



toggletoggle post by DYA is TESCO VEE at Dec 14,2012 9:23am
BlackoutRick said[orig][quote]
Obscure reference: Nikki Sinn was a pornstar. Damn good one too. LMAO

LOL - I wonder if this dude knows that when you Google his stage name, you get this right on the search page:

18 and Eager for Anal (2003) (V ...
There's a Black Man in My Wife's Ass ..



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 15,2012 2:36pm
LOL - sweet Halloween wig, brah:




toggletoggle post by Katatonic at Dec 15,2012 3:51pm
Bahahahah



toggletoggle post by Kevin Sullivan O'grady McKenna at Dec 15,2012 5:28pm



toggletoggle post by Ghoulash at Dec 15,2012 5:43pm
Remember: Each one of these guys went to practice in costume thought, "This is the ticket, we're going to make it".



toggletoggle post by Kevin Sullivan O‘grady McKenna at Dec 15,2012 7:52pm
and then there's this...
Sexy Chinaman and dummy



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 15,2012 8:39pm
Kevin%20Sullivan%20O‘grady%20McKenna said[orig][quote]
Dick is Bro


SERIOUS DICK INQUIRIES ONLY, BRO



toggletoggle post by rollercoasters at Dec 15,2012 9:38pm
lol this pictures are ridiculous



toggletoggle post by DYAi6 is an acronym for DESTROYYOUALOTINJUNE at Sep 9,2013 4:44pm
Serious dick is bro bump



toggletoggle post by LOL at Sep 10,2013 8:25pm
Don't believe half these adds are real, or at least I hope not



toggletoggle post by Nikki Sexxx at Sep 11,2013 12:02am
I. Am........
Nikki Sexxx. Nikki ANAL Sexxx, actually. The world has filled my colon to the rim with vile putrid filth and now I am going to smear it all over the veiny hard dick of any man who dare probe my darkest depths. I have descended from Uranus to bear forth mine, and would sure enjoy some triple pen. I Am Nikki ( * )Anal( * ) Sexxx



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