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returntothepit >> discuss >> IWRESTLEDABEARONCE changes name to IWRESTLEDADUDEANDGOTPREGNANTONCE taps fill in singer by the_reverend on Jul 5,2012 4:05pm
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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 5,2012 4:05pm
IWRESTLEDABEARONCE Releases Statement on Fill-in Vocalist
IWRESTLEDABEARONCE is on the full Vans Warped Tour this summer performing on the Ernie Ball Stage. Fans attending the festival will notice something unfamiliar on stage: IWRESTLEDABEARONCE performing with a different vocalist. To cast all rumors and speculation aside, guitarist Steven Bradley has issued the following statement:

"So here it is... complete transparency. A press release written by me (Steven, original IWABO guitarist) with the truth on what's going down.

The day before our Warped Tour show in Dallas, TX we had a day off in the DFW area. Krysta lives there now, so she went home to relax and do some laundry. The next day, we received word from her minutes before our set that she discovered she and her fiancé are expecting a kid and she would not be returning to finish Warped Tour with us. Obviously this is an insane curveball for everybody, but in typical IWABO fashion we will press on. And no matter what happens, Krysta has been our best friend for years and we want her to be happy.

So what the fuck is the plan then, you ask? Well on literally a few minutes notice, our friend Courtney LaPlante flew her ass down to meet up with us today so that won't miss a single show of this tour. Courtney is a beast in both the singing and screaming departments and is also an incredibly awesome person. We wouldn't tarnish the years of work that we've put into this band by having somebody half-ass it on stage with us, so please come to a show and give her a high-five and make her feel welcome for doing us this huge favor. It makes it feel even better and more natural since she has been a long-term fan of our band and already knows the material.

So long story short; Fear not friends and Bear Fuckers... We will continue to play Warped Tour and we hope that you will continue to support us. Getting to play for and talk to so many of you on a daily basis is honestly what we live for, and we will definitely continue with our plan to high-five everybody on Earth. We will update you with more info soon, including some new tour dates and info on our recently-finished full-length horror/comedy/whatever film A Beary Scary Movie!

And finally, thank you so much to everybody who has been so supportive of us for all these years and we hope to see you again soon!

Love,

- Steven / iwabo"

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toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Jul 5,2012 4:20pm
What does this have to do with Bear Week



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jul 5,2012 4:22pm
LOL @ whoever fucks this:




toggletoggle post by mattvc at Jul 5,2012 4:25pm
I wouldn't kick her out of bed for being in IWRESTLEDABEARONCE.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jul 5,2012 5:15pm
So, you like that band? If so, LOL @ you.

My point was that she's fucking ugly. It doesn't help that her band is fucking stupid.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 5,2012 5:18pm
a few years ago, quite a lot of dudes wanted to bang her for being a girl singer. She's actually a very nice person much like the rest of the band.



toggletoggle post by chernobyl at Jul 5,2012 5:19pm
Who cares, it is just a girl? There's a lot of them that are moderately attractive.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 5,2012 5:24pm
but there is only one slar. oh cruel world.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jul 5,2012 5:36pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
a few years ago, quite a lot of dudes wanted to bang her for being a girl singer. She's actually a very nice person much like the rest of the band.


Nice or not, she is unattractive and is in a stupid band.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Jul 5,2012 5:54pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
She's actually a very nice person much like the rest of the band.


Fuck right off with that faggot-apologist drivel. Just because they're nice doesn't mean they get a hall pass for playing lowest-common-denominator horseshit. The dudes from Atreyu are sweet bros - doesn't mean they're worth a Christing fuck. I promise you my grandmother is twenty times nicer than all these turds combined. Doesn't mean she should get a fucking record deal. Fuck.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Jul 5,2012 5:56pm
L-word b-word g-word t-word. Fuck.



toggletoggle post by chernobyl at Jul 5,2012 5:57pm
goatcatalyst said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
She's actually a very nice person much like the rest of the band.


Fuck right off with that faggot-apologist drivel. Just because they're nice doesn't mean they get a hall pass for playing lowest-common-denominator horseshit. The dudes from Atreyu are sweet bros - doesn't mean they're worth a Christing fuck. I promise you my grandmother is twenty times nicer than all these turds combined. Doesn't mean she should get a fucking record deal. Fuck.


yut



toggletoggle post by Captain of the Trolls at Jul 5,2012 5:58pm
RYAN MAD



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 5,2012 6:02pm
She should wrestle one of these. At least once.





FLUSH FLUSH FLUSH FLUSH



toggletoggle post by mattvc at Jul 5,2012 6:14pm
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
So, you like that band? If so, LOL @ you.

My point was that she's fucking ugly. It doesn't help that her band is fucking stupid.


The phrase "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers" implies that despite her flaws (in this case a crumb-producing snack in bed) one would still fornicate with her. By this logic, one could ascertain that I consider her participation in said band a "flaw" but not enough to deter me from having consensual relations with her. You see, my opinion of her physical appearance differs from yours.

Sorry to take up your time. You can get back to LOL-ing @ things, beating women off with sticks and being in a not stupid band.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Jul 5,2012 6:25pm
I can only take so much niggery, y'know???



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Jul 5,2012 7:15pm
I was bored and decided for some reason to actually listen to this band... mother... of... god...



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jul 5,2012 7:24pm
Never could make it past the two second mark with this band.



toggletoggle post by slar you morbid? at Jul 5,2012 7:30pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
but there is only one slar. oh cruel world.


shes a c cup at best and face is pretty meh. DO NOT WANT.
and since when is "moderately attractive" my thing?



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jul 5,2012 8:42pm
mattvc said[orig][quote]
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
So, you like that band? If so, LOL @ you.

My point was that she's fucking ugly. It doesn't help that her band is fucking stupid.


The phrase "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers" implies that despite her flaws (in this case a crumb-producing snack in bed) one would still fornicate with her. By this logic, one could ascertain that I consider her participation in said band a "flaw" but not enough to deter me from having consensual relations with her. You see, my opinion of her physical appearance differs from yours.

Sorry to take up your time. You can get back to LOL-ing @ things, beating women off with sticks and being in a not stupid band.


Still wouldn't. Have fun fucking ugly chicks in stupid bands.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Jul 5,2012 9:46pm
ryan set the bar really high here gents. bravo!



toggletoggle post by chernobyl at Jul 5,2012 9:50pm
Good band, good dudes

I NEVER WANT TO HEAR THIS PHRASE EVER AGAIN



toggletoggle post by The_Mex at Jul 6,2012 2:41am
NOPE



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jul 6,2012 4:39am
iwrestledacockonce



toggletoggle post by chernobyl at Jul 6,2012 4:56am
Lamp said[orig][quote]
iwrestledacockonce


Haha...Yes, she did alright...Yes, she did.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jul 6,2012 5:26am
The metal song generator provided me with the perfect word for what has happened here... "encuntulated"



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 6,2012 8:28am
chernobyl said[orig][quote]
Good band, good dudes

I NEVER WANT TO HEAR THIS PHRASE EVER AGAIN
in your bands, would you ever hear this?



toggletoggle post by chernobyl at Jul 6,2012 8:25pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
chernobyl said[orig][quote]
Good band, good dudes

I NEVER WANT TO HEAR THIS PHRASE EVER AGAIN
in your bands, would you ever hear this?


I've heard good band many times, not so much on the other one though.



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Jul 6,2012 8:29pm
Paperbag blowjob from her or go to a Eastcide/7th Rail Crew reunion show?



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jul 6,2012 8:34pm
^ITT: asking the hard questions



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 7,2012 12:46am
Dankill said[orig][quote]
Paperbag blowjob from her at a Eastcide/7th Rail Crew reunion show DOT DOT DOT



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Jul 8,2012 1:34am
Wait....this ugly chick got knocked up by a bear? I'm fucking confused. What's her band's name?



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Jul 8,2012 1:38am
From a purely scientific standpoint, I highly doubt that a human could be impregnated by a bear....really ugly or not. I don't think that her being in a really crappy band has anything to do with any of this.

BTW....the girl in the picture (the singer) doesn't even look pregnant, nor do I see any scratches on her, which would most certainly be indicative of some sort of attack....especially if it were a bear. This story is confusing as hell and sounds like a load of bullshit to me.



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Jul 8,2012 9:40am
Hoser said[orig][quote]
From a purely scientific standpoint, I highly doubt that a human could be impregnated by a bear....really ugly or not. I don't think that her being in a really crappy band has anything to do with any of this.

BTW....the girl in the picture (the singer) doesn't even look pregnant, nor do I see any scratches on her, which would most certainly be indicative of some sort of attack....especially if it were a bear. This story is confusing as hell and sounds like a load of bullshit to me.





toggletoggle post by Goatrider  at Jul 8,2012 2:02pm
That May 2006 issue is OLD NEWS.



toggletoggle post by demondave at Jul 8,2012 2:38pm

I keep thinking that this is about The Bunny The Bear and expect there to be masks involved




toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jul 9,2012 2:57pm
I'd spinkick her out of bed



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 9,2012 5:09pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
I'd spinkick her out of bed


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toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jul 10,2012 12:54pm
Hoser said[orig][quote]
Wait....this ugly chick got knocked up by a bear? I'm fucking confused. What's her band's name?


hahahahahahaha



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Jul 10,2012 1:05pm
"Out of the Cave, into the Kitchen" and then Yeti appears



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Jul 10,2012 1:06pm
I'm also wondering what's in the Gutter-Slut Manifesto, sounds like a sexcrement song



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