FRIDAY MAY 13TH

Nightbitch
Nachzehrer
Blessed Offal
INTHESHIT
Dead Languages

@ PA's Lounge
345 Somerville Avenue
Somerville, MA 02143
21+ 6bucks 9pm

Psyched.

This show rules on so many levels.

at least 5 different levels...

Nice

yuh came together nicely, thanks for doing it Notshaver crew.

should be a good drunken time for all, so get there early.

Sardic rituals or bust.

lol @ us being on this without me knowing

best drunk ever.

Almost in the same boat.. I was asked but never confirmed.

P.S. BAD PEOPLE are now headlining.

talking to ross drunk, i guess would be not talking to ross but gregg also said you guys were good for it.

and getting a text from your drummer saying you're good.

hmm weird.

YOUR DRUMMER TOO.

dont you put that voodoo on me, dont you do it

: /

Blackmagic show is blackpeopleblackmagick

not fix'd

LOL DRUNK

this was just emailed to me by PA's Lounge.

"$8 for people over 21 and $10 for folks under 21"

U GOOFED

everyone is welcome back to Sean's house after for Alex's funeral reception.

:(

Short funeral procession.

Are you frowning over Alex's inevitable John-Henry-esque heart attack, or the fact that you're going to have to stock up on melba toast and vegetable dip for the party I just volunteered you for?

ficksed

How many tickets do we have to sell?

Don't even show your face as PA's without 200 tickets sold.

You won't like PA when he gets angry...

failure to sell triple digit tickets will result in confiscation of facebook page

Shit, that reminds me I need to delete that faggot facebook black metal page when I get home

Will there be tacos?

Only black on the right is real.

only self hating tacos is real

shitty flier I made

Should be $10 admission. We have a $500 guarantee

$1,500 or don't bother leaving the house

Woah, we're not Vital Remains, buddy

HEART ATTACK OR BUST...there will not be tacos

awesome flyer but you missed the part where the club wants the door to be 10bucks for under 21 and 8 bucks for over.

I want that kid to be my dad.

oh I was just basing it off the original post. gimme ten minutes khed.

what the fuck is an original post.

as in the first post in the thread khed...

khed what the fuck is a post.

By the way, that picture came up when I searched Blumpkin on Google images. Just sayin.

See also: Carl Cheddarsmooth

see also Keith Mutiny

My usual rule is that the best shows have the worst flyers. Does this show have what it takes to break that rule?

: (

right click on your text layer, select "Blending Option", select Drop Shadow.

Nowwwww you're sellin' tickets.

I made it in microsoft paint haha.

much simpler then. just wipe out your hard drive and roll back your OS to Windows 3.1 and select the Shadow option on your text tool.

Ha ha

:..(

lol go do a job interview and drug test about it

DO IT I WILL

if drop a shadow I must, then drop a shadow I will...

eh I don't know someone else make one dammit. Or send me the logo's and I'll try it again.

i dig it, whats the big deal. thats a flyer.

Sick drop shadow! Now that this show is legit, need somebody to work the box office??

just someone to sell 200 tickets ahead of time since the bands wont and you and I know its the ONLY way to run a show.


sm=100001

ok here's one with logo. bear with me I've never used this photoshop shit before.

Looks good, khed.

Now bring me a bottle of whiskey.

ITT: ross slowly learns how to use photoshop

ITT: the first use of ITT that is actually a fact

ITT:

Fucking amateurs....

THIS SHIT REEKS OF HOBBY ROCKERS AND HOLLYWOOD TITS, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THAT TANK HUDSON CRAP. EVERYONE KNOWS CAVE JOHNSON WAS THE GREATEST US SENATOR OF OUR TIME. THE MAN FOUGHT IN THE CIVIL WAR AND WAS POST MASTER.

FUCK YOUR CAR FLIPPING SENATOR AND HIS FRANKENSTEIN COHORTS, THESE PEOPLE ARE RANK AMATEURS AND KNOW NOTHING OF SKI TRIPS AND POWER STRUGGLES TO OVER COME.

I DON'T KNOW YOU MOTHERFUCKER HEARD BUT WE GOT A BRAND NEW DANCE, IT'S CALLED WE GOT TO OVER COME.

FUCK YOUR MOTHER, SHE'S A HOBBY ROCKER TO THE TEE. SHE HAD YOU, NOW SHUT YOUR FACE. YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE.

NOW GIVE PRAISE TO THE GOD'S OF ROCK AND ROLL!


bennyhillifier

Logan, shut the fuck up.

bennyhillifier

Classic Motorhead ONLY in this thread. GTFO!!





bennyhillifier

Local show of the year, possibly.

inb4 snarky self-deprecating xmikex comment.

...woozle wuzzle.

burritos

QUESADILLAS FOR SURE

NO SOUP FOR YOU

:(

well isnt that ust fuckinGREAT

fantastic.

bing bong, chinatown all up in this show.

smoke blunts, drink whiskey, fuck bad bitches.

LOG IN ABOUT IT

He did.

ITT: truth

ITT: we need more whiskey, weed and women.

fixed

do a song under 2mins and get back to me.

what is this you speak of? Oh, wait, the prelude to the intro, perhaps?

Mother. Fucker.

ITT: our set is as long as one of the other bands playing songs.

TRUTH HAS BEEN SPOKEN

you're either first or you're last

SRSLY

Honestly, next time I see this candy faggot I'm laying fucking

Honestly, next time I see this candy faggot I'm laying fucking waste to him.

Those 2 weren't me.

Yeah, too many trolls fucking up this board. I wish I knew who was doing it so I could suck their cock.

I lol'd.

or setting up gear. 2 stacks per string instrument is the only way to roll.

lol open a music store about it

Oh hai awesome show.

WOW! hahahaha

Bong tits

Destruction on Thursday, this show on Friday, three shows to choose from on Saturday, then UFO on Sunday.
Smorgasboard weekend!

Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

Bump for friday the 13

niggaz gettin buck wild

Get stoned

Pumped for this show. Last night was great, ready for round two.

Two PAs shows in a row with notshaver on payday = big win

I'm looking forward to more shitwolfing. Hey Ross, can you guys play with Ipsissimus in CT June 25th?

Again this is ladies night so spread it

DA wrote a song about this episode.

And also this one. Is this merely a coincidence?

did anyone make a facebook event page about this yet?

oh yeah there totally is

I would be down, but I think scott is going to be in sweden that week. I'll ask though khed.

yeah actually I can. It is the day before I leave.

werd

Pumped for this. Hopefully pa's got more bartenders, I felt bad for that angry lady the other night, and also bad for me and all the other people waiting forever for drinks.

Yaweh is FUCKED!

show will be FUN FUN FUN FUN

hey, what's up awesome show?

Howdy

Why hello there.

I might be dead by this show, in which case all of the money collected at the door should go to Notshaver dying his beard baby blue.

Uh what

Ross and I are having a sleep over tonight.

Only singers not going to practice is real

AFTER PRACTICE. I ALWAYS GO TO PRACTICE.

fix'd

Strike a pose

Countdown begins. T-minus 1 week till sonic destruction..

I don't always goto practice.

But when I do....

I stay for 15 minutes.

Playoffs, playoffs, were talking about playoffs?

Must say I enjoy the diversity of this show! Each band has a different sound yet goes so well together! Stoked for this!

Lets face the facts here folks. The lineup goes together like peanut butter and thumb tacks. The whole point of this show is for you all to get drunk for my amusement, and for sean to joust a random with a drum stand.

Hey that only halpin'd once, I've moved on to beer cans.

ITT: Diversified portfolios.

Aaah Yuuuuuuuh

Oh hello again awesome weekend

chance of PA's windows getting blown out: 98%

Lol yuh

Shannagins and all that.

Who's the promoter for this? I need to advance our rider.

Cheddarsmoooooooth

Email?

I thought you had to sell 50 golden tickets to talk to the promoter.

50, pff Cheddarsmoothe don't talk to no band who can't sell more 5150tickets

Our manager, Tintie Lavendre, wishes to advance the rider.

Look him on FB, im sure hell get atcha

COFFEE

are doors at 9 or does first band go on at 9?

hoping to make it to this after practice

Music begins at 9, I believe.

ok cool. having band practice on fridays really blows haha

doors @ 8pm, first band crack of 9pm on the dot kid.

tonight!

I'm there. I think I had to decide between morne and this.

Stoked for this... Will be journeying from the woods again tonight!

but Morne is a different day...

We need nakedladys to get naked when we play "Disrober".

zJ

Onstage? And risk arrest? Get real!

I'm actually going to this tonight.

U WONT

What the elf?

Tonight! Awesome show!

I CANT WAIT

Three Sardus represent!

heard this shit is sold out...

that was me ^^

I hear that hott bitchez with pierced titties and expensive boots who expose themselves to Ryan from Nightbitch and then buy him a Newcastle get in for a mere $4... any truth to this lascivious rumour?

Hey Ryan, does that deal apply to me as well?

Dress to impress, Eric.

Thanks gregg

I'm on the phone with Fandango. They said they don't have a listing for this show. Does that mean it's sold out??

I heard this venue sold us out to the ruskies

This is movie phone.

Get fucking drunk

Come have fun and stop yuh baby mommas drama

Went there, had fun. Got pad thai.

Who wants to go pick up Ross from whole foods @ 1030?

Yummy indian food and fucking sweet tone coming from dead languages.

Get down here

Runnin late but the lazer's burnin hott. I masturbate to Black Satan that I drink Grand Marnier an occultinate with you hellish morbidos.

Wtf! This show isn't sold out

If an attractive topless girl with a vish ass doesn't serve me a glass of chilled Grand Marnier while I'm onstage, I'm never playing Boston again.

Blue's here so could happen.

And nightbitch? More like latebitch amirite?

Nighttime is the righttime buttdart

Negaytive

Good show so far. Not-deathamphetamine is setting up.

I like that you're still just calling him crab... awesome.