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returntothepit >> discuss >> FUCK YEA! Star Wars 3D Is Coming in 2012 by arilliusbm on Sep 29,2010 1:21pm
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toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 29,2010 1:21pm
ITS A TRAP!

May the Force be with you—in three dimensions.

After years of rumors, Lucasfilm is finally hopping on the 3-D bandwagon and has announced plans to rerelease the original Star Wars trilogy and its prequels in the eye-popping format once a year beginning in 2012.
"There are few movies that lend themselves more perfectly to 3-D; from the Death Star trench run to the Tatooine Podrace, the Star Wars Saga has always delivered an entertainment experience that is completely immersive," reads a statement on starwars.com. "The cutting-edge conversion will take that immersion to the next thrilling level."

Head Jedi George Lucas has declared that Star Wars: Episode I—The Phantom Menace will kick things off in 2012, followed by Episode II the next year and so on. So if anyone in the universe doesn't know who Luke's father is and wants to preserve the surprise, you might be out of luck.

Either way, we can't wait for Han Solo to make the jump to light speed.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 29,2010 1:22pm
Fuck the phantom menace.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 29,2010 1:23pm
this was a trap.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 29,2010 1:26pm
Only 2015-2017's 3D movies will be real.



toggletoggle post by sigh at Sep 29,2010 1:56pm
Fuck 3D and Lucas for re-re-re milking the franchise for more money. Just give me the original episodes IV, V and VI on blu ray.

I heard they are going to release these one at a time too starting with episode 1 so he can squeeze every penny out of this.




toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Sep 29,2010 1:58pm
the sad part is that no one will be able to enjoy any of the 3D movies after the phantom menace because everyone would have gouged their eyes out after watching Jar Jar Binks in 3D




toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Sep 29,2010 1:58pm
i hope its not the special edition original trilogy...fuck digital jabba



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Sep 29,2010 2:00pm



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 29,2010 2:00pm
sigh said[orig][quote]
Just give me the original episodes IV, V and VI on VHS.



toggletoggle post by sigh at Sep 29,2010 2:01pm
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
i hope its not the special edition original trilogy...fuck digital jabba


You know it will be the childhood ruining special editions only. Lucas is never going to release the originals again. I think he was quoted somewhere saying it will never happen.



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Sep 29,2010 2:03pm





toggletoggle post by sigh at Sep 29,2010 2:03pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
sigh said[orig][quote]
Just give me the original episodes IV, V and VI on VHS.


already have the VHS box set of the originals. Don't have a vhs player anymore.



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Sep 29,2010 2:04pm
sigh said[orig][quote]
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
sigh said[orig][quote]
Just give me the original episodes IV, V and VI on VHS.


already have the VHS box set of the originals. Don't have a vhs player anymore.


only Betamax is real




toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 29,2010 2:05pm
Yea he wont.

I'll wait until 2017 to hear the original Ewok song again. But I doubt it.

You're right. Lucas is milking it. But, part of me wants to see certain scenes in 3d. I can already tell they're going to have a ball with the Anakin free fall / Car chase scene in Coruscant



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Sep 29,2010 2:08pm
part of me wants to see the battle over the sarlaac pit in 3D but im sure since its the remake that they will have that stupid fucking cgi in it again



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 29,2010 3:26pm
I really hope that they put jarjarbinkses into all the old movies. they really need them.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Sep 29,2010 5:01pm
How about the Rancor in 3d? That will be groovy even though it is a short scene.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Sep 29,2010 6:35pm
Only Empire Strikes Back at the drive-in in the 80s is real. I'm so tired of 3D gaydom.



toggletoggle post by zenerik nli at Sep 29,2010 8:00pm
Original movies on Blu-ray please. Fuck this psuedo 3D shit.



toggletoggle post by demondave at Sep 29,2010 8:24pm
greedo shoots over the audience?



toggletoggle post by Lester__Burnham at Sep 30,2010 12:23am
heres a idea mr.lucas make a NEW STAR WARS FILM!! DONT DIRECT IT!! HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE ORIGNAL STORY, PUT IT IN 3D AND YOU MIGHT SAVE YOUR NAME BEFORE YOU DIE!!!!OR COMPLETLY RUIN STAR WARS FOREVER, I'M BEGING TO FEEL SHAMED TO SAY I LOVE STAR WARS



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Sep 30,2010 4:55am
they raped them...



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 30,2010 7:18am
Jim, i am disappoint. you should be shunning this and hurling rotten vegetables at it. these movies don't need to suffer any more butchery.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 30,2010 7:37am
I said "IT'S A TRAP"



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 30,2010 7:50am
ONLY PRINCESS LEIA SAYING "IT'S A TRAP" IS REAL



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 30,2010 8:03am
:(



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 30,2010 8:05am edited Sep 30,2010 8:06am
I am disappoint in you as well. You haven't posted a news thread on how they discovered a planet that "may be earthlike"



toggletoggle post by Mutis  at Sep 30,2010 9:45am
FUCK 3D. If you want 3D Star Wars, go watch kids in stormtrooper costumes larp. And then do a ritual about it.



toggletoggle post by boxxy at Sep 30,2010 10:12am
the redone versions of 4,5,6 DO have some silly digital things, jabba, band, etc... but they also have way clearer crisper looking lightsabers, blasters, and action in general. I'll take the cheesy CGI as long as i get the smoothly rendered action with it. It's still the same story, with the same actors, get over it.



toggletoggle post by boxxy at Sep 30,2010 10:12am
but yes, jar-jar is a LEGITIMATE reason to complain..... worst character ever.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 30,2010 10:33am
boxxy said[orig][quote]
only the original releases are real


i concur.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Sep 30,2010 11:11am
some of the spin off books would make killer movies but Lucas really shouldnt be involved anymore. Shadows of the Empire could be cool. Or any of Andersons work would translate well...



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 30,2010 11:13am
George "Money bags" Lucas



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 30,2010 1:02pm
yeah i had heard rumors that Shadows was going to be the next trilogy but i haven't seen anything yet.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Sep 30,2010 1:12pm
The legacy of the Force would make the best new trilogy, that or the new jedi order..... While the Shadows series has some good stuff in it, i don't think it's as epic as the "VONG" invasion, or the rise of Darth Cadius (AKA Jacen Solo.)



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Sep 30,2010 2:12pm
whats the series with Jedi Academy as one of the books. Read it as a lad but i remember thinking theyd be a killer movie(s)...



toggletoggle post by sigh at Sep 30,2010 2:15pm
It's pretty pathetic when a video game trailer is better than episodes I, II and III combined.


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Sep 30,2010 2:24pm
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
whats the series with Jedi Academy as one of the books. Read it as a lad but i remember thinking theyd be a killer movie(s)...


You're thinking of the Jedi Academy trilogy. These are the book titles: "Jedi Search, Dark Apprentice, & Champions of the Force." ... i actually have all of these in my desk as we speak.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Sep 30,2010 2:35pm
Jimbo knows more about Star Wars than all of Lucas' hookers combined.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 30,2010 2:39pm
Jimbo Fitzlucas



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Sep 30,2010 2:44pm



toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at Sep 30,2010 4:50pm
my friend said it best

lucas sitting there staring at his computer

"Yeah I don't feel like writing anything again for 10 years, I'll just rerelease star wars for more money"



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