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returntothepit >> discuss >> SHAQ TO THE C'S by random douche on Aug 4,2010 7:22am
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toggletoggle post by random douche at Aug 4,2010 7:22am
very nice, how much



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 4,2010 8:10am edited Aug 4,2010 8:11am
1.35 million unless they get sheeds contract out of here.
I'm pretty excited to get shaq. only shaq fu is real.
Might as well sign bill russell and Charles Barkley too.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Aug 4,2010 8:36am
failz



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Aug 4,2010 8:49am
This thread is now about Shaqs failed attempts at anything outside of basketball.











toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 4,2010 8:53am
I don't know what you're talking about. they all classics. no mention of blue chips? YOU fail.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Aug 4,2010 9:01am edited Aug 4,2010 9:02am
Yea classicly horrible if thats what you mean.

Steel = Horrible premise, laughable acting, turned shaft into a pussy
Kazaam = Closet pedophelia, even laughabler acting, hilariously bad rapping
Shaq Fu = I wanted to blow up movie gallery after renting that piece of shit with its horrible controls and assface characters



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 4,2010 9:05am
Still no mention of Blue Chips.
/facepalm



toggletoggle post by joeyumbrella  at Aug 4,2010 9:12am
Shaq/Gene Hackman hybrid nanocyborg, designed to water lawns in Newton or GTFO



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Aug 4,2010 9:29am


oh.. you said outside of basketball



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Aug 4,2010 9:30am
reimroc said[orig][quote]
laughabler


whaaa?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 4,2010 9:31am
this cant be real



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 4,2010 9:33am
it is. Love the move



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 4,2010 9:37am
our team is sooo oldddddd. should be fun to watch though



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Aug 4,2010 9:43am
He needs to take the gaylord train back to faggot town.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Aug 4,2010 9:44am
Only Shaq rapping with the Fu Schnikens is real



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 4,2010 9:47am
i don't care what anyone says.. Shaqs the man, always has been. Kazaam. Nigga rollin in wit da gin, dunkin on yo sorry ass, takin it to da glass. Motha fuckin shaq is back with da smack on da Cs, niggas gonna make y'all cowah on yo knees.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 4,2010 9:51am
i want my green shaq jersey NOW



toggletoggle post by DreadKill  at Aug 4,2010 9:52am
i saw blue chips in the theater



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 4,2010 9:54am
DreadKill said[orig][quote]
i saw blue chips in the theater


this is my anti-facepalm



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Aug 4,2010 9:55am
Seriously, solid signing, espec for the league minimum...great for off the bench



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 4,2010 9:57am
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
i want my green shaq jersey NOW


you'd have to clarify which one. "J. O'neil" or "S. O'neil".
I hope they get a jersey that just says "Shaq"



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 4,2010 9:58am
Black guys with Irish last names FTW



toggletoggle post by DreadKill  at Aug 4,2010 10:00am
the sox need to bring back troy o'leary



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 4,2010 10:00am
all we'd need now is to sign Troy O'leary to an NBA contract and we could be known as the black irish



toggletoggle post by sinistas   at Aug 4,2010 10:02am
I want this to happen so bad.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 4,2010 10:03am
me and dreadkill think alike sometimes.. Somewhat disturbing



toggletoggle post by joeyumbrella  at Aug 4,2010 10:27am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
i want my green shaq jersey NOW


you'd have to clarify which one. "J. O'neil" or "S. O'neil".
I hope they get a jersey that just says "Shaq"


O'Neal, and O'Neil



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 4,2010 10:29am
lol you're right.



toggletoggle post by DreadKill  at Aug 4,2010 10:31am
actually, both shaq and jermaine are o'neal



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 4,2010 10:32am
damn. either way, it sounds the same



toggletoggle post by DreadKill  at Aug 4,2010 10:33am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
me and dreadkill think alike sometimes.. Somewhat disturbing
we're like will ferrell and john c. reilly in step brothers



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Aug 4,2010 10:52am



toggletoggle post by c.DeaD at Aug 4,2010 10:56am



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Aug 4,2010 11:02am
DreadKill said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
me and dreadkill think alike sometimes.. Somewhat disturbing
we're like will ferrell and john c. reilly in step brothers


You want to make bunk beds!!??



toggletoggle post by DreadKill  at Aug 4,2010 11:08am
as long as i get the top bunk



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 4,2010 11:09am
c.DeaD said[orig][quote]


NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by DreadKill  at Aug 4,2010 11:10am
SkinSandwich said[orig][quote]
DreadKill said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
me and dreadkill think alike sometimes.. Somewhat disturbing
we're like will ferrell and john c. reilly in step brothers


You want to make bunk beds!!??
I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?



toggletoggle post by LPCustom at Aug 4,2010 12:05pm
Fucking fantastic. This has been a rumor for quite some time (although you probably know) but I just wasn't sure if it would happen or not. So pumped for the Celtics this season - they all want Kobe's bitch ass - Shaq coming off the bench = pretty scary shit.

Even if Perk comes back at like 80% from that injury, a Lakers/Cs rematch will be way more interesting with Shaq at Center and Jermaine at PF off the bench (better than Sheed and Big Baby against so much height). I still think it would be awesome, although unlikely, if Sheed came back - but if we can get like one more solid player with his contract they'll be saying "Miami Who!?!". Not really, but you get my point. I feel like we really now have the length to compete and now have a few extra bodies for match-ups against Dwight Howard as well.

Fucking. Excited.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Aug 4,2010 1:26pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
reimroc said[orig][quote]
laughabler


whaaa?


lol it was sort of a joke on how much the acting makes you feel stupid after watching it.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Aug 4,2010 1:33pm
Ahh, a quip on contemporary mores and office politics. Got it.



toggletoggle post by t2daeek  at Aug 4,2010 8:04pm edited Aug 4,2010 8:08pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]

bennyhillifier

looks more like glen davis



toggletoggle post by random douche at Aug 4,2010 8:26pm
HAIL ST.SHAQTRICK



toggletoggle post by My_Dying_Bride at Aug 4,2010 8:43pm

great album...honest.



toggletoggle post by My_Dying_Bride at Aug 4,2010 8:44pm

bennyhillifier
I SWEAR!



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Aug 4,2010 8:47pm
My_Dying_Bride said[orig][quote]

bennyhillifier
I SWEAR!


Awesome////so R/R/R/R/ Awesome



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 4,2010 9:10pm
t2daeek said[orig][quote]



i'm so glad someone else caught that... i nearly pissed myself for 10 minutes after seeing that on tv.



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Aug 5,2010 10:13am
This whole thing is bollocks.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Aug 5,2010 10:16am
THE BIG LEPRECHAUN!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by tylor  at Aug 5,2010 10:18am
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
t2daeek said[orig][quote]



i'm so glad someone else caught that... i nearly pissed myself for 10 minutes after seeing that on tv.


hahah yeah me and my friends were saying they probably feed him fun dip on the bench



toggletoggle post by DreadKill  at Aug 5,2010 10:27am
Shaq challenged Jim Rome to a fight.

Jim Rome, fight Shaq or you're a pussy.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 5,2010 11:00am
Red Auershaq



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 5,2010 4:10pm
HELLS YA




toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Aug 5,2010 4:28pm



toggletoggle post by quintessence_nli at Aug 5,2010 7:11pm
DreadKill said[orig][quote]
Shaq challenged Jim Rome to a fight.

Jim Rome, fight Shaq or you're a pussy.


I wish he would. I fucking HATE Jim Rome.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Aug 5,2010 7:46pm
quintessence_nli said[orig][quote]
DreadKill said[orig][quote]
Shaq challenged Jim Rome to a fight.

Jim Rome, fight Shaq or you're a pussy.


I wish he would. I fucking HATE Jim Rome.
if I ran into Jim Rome in the street and I happened to be holding a blunt object...I'd repeatedly beat him over the head with it until it cracked like an egg



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Aug 5,2010 8:14pm
He will be fail in Boston. 'Nuff said.



toggletoggle post by quintessence_nli at Aug 5,2010 8:17pm
They arn't really asking him to do much but play 15 minutes, rebound and score a few easy points. Its not that hard to not "fail"



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Aug 5,2010 8:29pm
quintessence_nli said[orig][quote]
They arn't really asking him to do much but play 15 minutes, rebound and score a few easy points. Its not that hard to not "fail"
lol...have you been paying attention to anything SkinSandwich posts in New England sports threads?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 6,2010 10:03am
hahaha right?



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Aug 6,2010 10:06am
You guys hurt the one feeling I have.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 6,2010 10:09am
you can borrow a feeling



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Aug 6,2010 10:34am
Can I touch it too? Rub it all over my gents?



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