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New site? Maybe some day. 
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I fucked this whore last nite, we agreed for an hour, I only came once, I told her I wanted to fuck again since I had 40 something minutes left, she said no because I already came once, I almost knocked this bitch. Was I wrong? |
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That's when you tie her to the bed, cut her finger tips off, take her teeth out and slice her body up. Then you burn the remains. Should have done that. |
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Q: What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?
A: Nobody cries when you cut up a hooker.
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Q: What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?
A: Nobody cries when you cut up a hooker.
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Which is why prostitution oughta be legal and regulated. |
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ITT: Failed "In soviet Russia" opportunity. |
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Did you get a Craigslist whore? |
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No anal or craigslist whore?
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Yes to craigslist whore & yes to anal |
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Post a pic of the whore. I want to fuck her rectum. No, seriously.  |
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funny, i was thinking last night if carina ever dumped me i would have to get my twice yearly by paying someone.
btw, this wife comes home one day, starts packing her bag, and say to her husband "you know, there are guys in las vegas who will pay me $400 to do what i do for you for free. im off to vegas."
the husband thinks about it for a minute and starts packing up his bags. the wife says "what are you doing?"
the husband replies "i want to come and see you live off $800 a year" |
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| I fucked this whore last nite, we agreed for an hour, I only came once, I told her I wanted to fuck again since I had 40 something minutes left, she said no because I already came once, I almost knocked this bitch. Was I wrong? |
Shoulda got a contract. I'm sure there's some standard hooker boilerplate form floating around somewhere. You should probably have a notary public standing by next time you're hiring professionals. |
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cumming in a hooker's ass? it's more hepatitis than you think! |
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thanks why u always got to take to cheaper 30 min deal when getting a hooker. |
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| I fucked this whore last nite, we agreed for an hour, I only came once, I told her I wanted to fuck again since I had 40 something minutes left, she said no because I already came once, I almost knocked this bitch. Was I wrong? |
Shoulda got a contract. I'm sure there's some standard hooker boilerplate form floating around somewhere. You should probably have a notary public standing by next time you're hiring professionals. |
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| cumming in a hooker's ass? it's more hepatitis than you think! |
I hate hep but I love how I got it. Wukka wukka wukka!! |
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I thought people who get hookers can't get laid |
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i am lucky to be an antelope with six penises, that means I can either fuck six hookers at the same time which is pretty expensive or just rapid fire from one penis to the next which means i get to blow many loads on hookers faces, also i can horn fuck women too which they dont like so much but whatever i am an antelope with six penises |
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| I thought people who get hookers can't get laid |
Sham-Wow guy could get game all he wanted to. He's the second coming of Billy Mays... or not... but still. |
 
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