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returntothepit >> discuss >> Birthday shows = LULz PhAgz by ILLitist prick who's better than you on Jan 25,2010 5:31pm
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toggletoggle post by ILLitist prick who's better than you at Jan 25,2010 5:31pm
no one cares what day your mom pushed you out of her rotten fucking cunt. no one cares that ONLY YOU wish to commemorate that special day you came into the world to take up more unnecessary space. no one comes to the show because its your birthday. they go because they want to drink beer and possibly score with a chick. as realists, they automatically know that the former is unrealistic because it's YOUR birthday show. your show is one bereft of vagina, which causes them to drink even more . they show up for the beer, bro'ski, sorry to burst that self absorbed bubble. youre an insignificant speck on the face of this indifferent planet. get over yoursel and die already. id be glad to book a show commemorating the day you checked out of life, you faggot birthday show boys



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Jan 25,2010 5:33pm edited Jan 25,2010 5:34pm
lol



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jan 25,2010 5:39pm


DO ATTEND MY BIRTHDAY SHOW. MOTHER AND CADBURY HAVE PUT TOGETHER A MOST SPLENDID LINEUP.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jan 25,2010 5:43pm
SCORING WITH CHICKS OR YOU'RE A PUSSY



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 25,2010 5:51pm edited Jan 25,2010 5:52pm
i can haz berfday show?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jan 25,2010 5:51pm
Why I never!



toggletoggle post by bloblovesmusic at Jan 25,2010 5:52pm
I should take offense of this, but I don't.

Oh when I die, I expect an entire week of shows to commemorate my passing!



toggletoggle post by bloblovesmusic at Jan 25,2010 5:53pm
bloblovesmusic said[orig][quote]
I should take offense of this, but I don't.

Oh when I die, I expect an entire week of shows to commemorate my passing!


Lulz really!



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Jan 25,2010 5:54pm
bloblovesmusic said[orig][quote]
I should take offense of this, but I don't.

Oh when I die, I expect an entire week of shows to commemorate my passing!


We'll bury you next to GG Allin and invite all the rttp tards to come and piss on your, and his grave whilst throwing our own feces at each other. The only true way to have a commemoration.



toggletoggle post by bloblovesmusic at Jan 25,2010 5:56pm
reimroc said[orig][quote]
bloblovesmusic said[orig][quote]
I should take offense of this, but I don't.

Oh when I die, I expect an entire week of shows to commemorate my passing!


We'll bury you next to GG Allin and invite all the rttp tards to come and piss on your, and his grave whilst throwing our own feces at each other. The only true way to have a commemoration.


as long as there's a good grind band playing along, fine with me!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jan 25,2010 5:57pm
Wren, can I piss on you now in case I'm already dead by the time you die?



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Jan 25,2010 5:57pm edited Jan 25,2010 5:58pm
HYEO will play and they'll invite the "gingers to have souls" kid to do a duet with rusty of who wants to live forever by queen. Again, the only true way to have a commemoration.



toggletoggle post by bloblovesmusic at Jan 25,2010 5:59pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
Wren, can I piss on you now in case I'm already dead by the time you die?


who am I to refuse such a heartfelt request?



toggletoggle post by bloblovesmusic at Jan 25,2010 5:59pm
reimroc said[orig][quote]
HYEO will play and they'll invite the "gingers to have souls" kid to do a duet with rusty of who wants to live forever by queen. Again, the only true way to have a commemoration.


PERFECT!



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at Jan 25,2010 6:00pm
bloblovesmusic said[orig][quote]

Oh when I die, I expect an entire week of shows to commemorate my passing!


we already have a tour plan for this in the near future... not gonna tell you when yet unless you want to know that is...



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jan 25,2010 6:02pm
bloblovesmusic said[orig][quote]
reimroc said[orig][quote]
HYEO will play and they'll invite the "gingers to have souls" kid to do a duet with rusty of who wants to live forever by queen. Again, the only true way to have a commemoration.


PERFECT!
I will punch that kid in the face....all in the name of Wren of course



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Jan 25,2010 6:07pm
why would you punch him? are you trying to say you align yourself with CUWGDHS?



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jan 25,2010 6:11pm
who the fuck is CUWGDHS?



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jan 25,2010 6:22pm
I'm gonna blame this thread on Aril.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 25,2010 6:30pm
that would be the reasonable thing to do



toggletoggle post by sixstringcarnage   at Jan 25,2010 6:42pm
Well scoring with the hot ones, that usually have a boyfriend is tough, but all the other ones are usually ugly or a fuckin sausage.. I usually just go for beer. And the chaos, and obnoxious behavior.



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Jan 25,2010 6:56pm
sixstringcarnage said[orig][quote]
Well scoring with the hot ones, that usually have a boyfriend is tough, but all the other ones are usually ugly or a fuckin sausage.. I usually just go for beer. And the chaos, and obnoxious behavior.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Jan 25,2010 7:13pm
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
who the fuck is CUWGDHS?


The Coalition for Understanding Why Gingers Don't Have Souls.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jan 25,2010 7:15pm
reimroc said[orig][quote]
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
who the fuck is CUWGDHS?


The Coalition for Understanding Why Gingers Don't Have Souls.
is that real?



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Jan 25,2010 7:15pm
Shit just got REAL.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Jan 25,2010 7:15pm
LOL

Did you seriously just ask that?



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jan 25,2010 7:16pm
NAMBLA actually does exist, so anything is possible



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Jan 25,2010 7:17pm
touche. no its not a real organization.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Jan 25,2010 7:21pm edited Jan 25,2010 7:22pm
hmm or maybe it is. only such an organization could be behind such an idea.





toggletoggle post by Faggot birthday show boi at Jan 26,2010 9:40am
bump for humility



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jan 26,2010 4:08pm
ok so this poster is crazy, when's the last time someone god laid at a METAL show? hahahah






and frankly, any reason to have a show with metal bands is a good one to me.


and


why so angry? Someone forget your birthday? Did nobody come to your party? So sad.



toggletoggle post by SPACE BAR POLICE at Jan 26,2010 4:13pm
why so much use of the space bar? time for your trip to the methadone clinic?



toggletoggle post by SHITTY TROLL POLICE at Jan 26,2010 4:15pm
WHAT HAPPENED TO USING CAPITAL LETTERS AT THE BEGINNING OF SENTENCES AND FOR WORDS THAT REQUIRE IT FORMALLY? TIME FOR A TRIP BACK TO GRAMMAR SCHOOL?



toggletoggle post by Aril at Jan 26,2010 4:18pm
I swear to the anti-christ that I am the original poster.



toggletoggle post by 7th TROLL OF A 7TH TROLL POLICE at Jan 26,2010 4:20pm
WHAT HAPPENED TO TROLLS RUNNING RAMPANT AND TYPING HOWEVER THE FUCK THEY WANT, JUST SO LONG AS THEY RIDICULE, ANNOY AND DEBASE OTHER FORUM USERS? TIME FOR A TRIP OFF THE MYSTIC RIVER BRIDGE!



toggletoggle post by ARIL IMPERSONATOR POLICE at Jan 26,2010 4:21pm
your arrested.



toggletoggle post by ROLY POLY TROLLY at Jan 26,2010 4:22pm
I DID FIVE RAVIOLIS ON THE BACK OF A GREMLIN. CAN YOU TOP THAT HAT HEAD? SPeND A LITtlE TIME IN MY LARRY LAND LAPTOP



toggletoggle post by EPICUS SLARICUS TROLLICUS at Jan 26,2010 4:23pm
THICK 'N CREAMY JUS' THE WAY I LIKE IT!



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 26,2010 4:43pm
Sad that I'm taking a break from posting here, and some fag tries to impersonate me and/or say I'm the troll that started this thread.



toggletoggle post by MikeofdecrepitudE at Jan 26,2010 4:44pm
ysoserious?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 26,2010 4:46pm
Life changing experience Saturday night.



toggletoggle post by MikeofdecrepitudE at Jan 26,2010 4:48pm
Cheating death, we win.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 26,2010 4:51pm
lol. I somehow cheated death twice that day.



toggletoggle post by MikeofdecrepitudE at Jan 26,2010 4:54pm
True. Rightfully, we should have already had our funeral services and a thread dedicated in praise to our violent demise.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 26,2010 5:06pm
I still think it was an illusion.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jan 26,2010 5:19pm
SPACE%20BAR%20POLICE said[orig][quote]
why so much use of the space bar? time for your trip to the methadone clinic?


Oh my goodness!!! THE NERVE!!! not like i've openly admitted to being in NA and on suboxone treatment.. oh wait, i have.... am i supposed to be embarrassed or something? I don't get it.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jan 26,2010 5:21pm
SPACE%20BAR%20POLICE said[orig][quote]
why so much use of the space bar? time for your trip to the methadone clinic?


and oh yeah, it wasn't the space bar. It was the ENTER button. you silly goof!



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jan 26,2010 5:27pm
So many trolls...does not compute.



toggletoggle post by Doomkid nli at Jan 26,2010 5:35pm
immortal13 said[orig][quote]
So many trolls...does not compute.


The excessive number of trolls has made interpreting these threads way more existential than RTTP should ever be.



toggletoggle post by sixstringcarnage   at Jan 26,2010 5:41pm
hah fuckin gravel ass



toggletoggle post by sixstringcarnage   at Jan 26,2010 5:49pm



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