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returntothepit >> discuss >> worst aprils fools joke by the_reverend on Apr 1,2004 5:41pm
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toggletoggle post by retzam at Apr 1,2004 10:45pm
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toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Apr 1,2004 10:55pm
i was tellin Alicia that i would do this to her:

i would apoxy the toilet seat to the back of the toilet so that it wouldnt be able to go down... then make sure she gets ex-lax'd... then put i would vasoline the rim of the toilet so that when she tries to sit down and make do with the toilet, she would slip into her own diarrhea. isnt that a hoot?! hahahaha!



toggletoggle post by retzam at Apr 1,2004 10:59pm
This morning I was eating breakfast, and my mom is staring out the window. She goes "Hey, what is that weird van doing there? It is so weird. It is a purple van. It is just sitting there, and it has pink polka-dots..."

So I go over and look and she said those infamous two words. Made me smile though. It was quite silly.



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Apr 1,2004 11:01pm edited Apr 1,2004 11:01pm
just for that... im going to get a van and paint it purple with pink dots and park outside of your house for 6 hours, 37 minutes, and 21.92 seconds.



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Apr 1,2004 11:41pm
TheGreatSpaldino said:
i was tellin Alicia that i would do this to her:

i would apoxy the toilet seat to the back of the toilet so that it wouldnt be able to go down... then make sure she gets ex-lax'd... then put i would vasoline the rim of the toilet so that when she tries to sit down and make do with the toilet, she would slip into her own diarrhea. isnt that a hoot?! hahahaha!


make sure you write out your will before u do that.



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Apr 1,2004 11:44pm
done aaaaaaand... done B-)



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Apr 2,2004 11:09am
oh no you di'in't!

~~~
no one tried fooling me although i had an idea to post something on here and aaron said it was lame so i didn't.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Apr 2,2004 1:51pm
i didn't get to fool anyone =( although
i wanted to get MORKUL really bad, i
couldn't come up with anything good.



toggletoggle post by morkul  at Apr 2,2004 3:37pm
One of my buddy's at work is having adolescent problems with his daughter. So yesterday he had to go to court for some other shit when his wife got a call on her cell phone,saying things like,"no, no, you can't be serious".She reply's "I am going to be a grandmother already, but your only 14,how,who,and why"As his wife begins to cry and wonder where she went wrong his daughter screams into the phone April Fools.Needless to say after their anger subsided they all had a good laugh as did I when I heard the story . Just makes me glad I don't have any kids.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Apr 2,2004 9:37pm
so you think you don't have any kids, but
i'm sure there's a illigitimate brat
somewhere in maryland with your DNA



toggletoggle post by retzam at Apr 4,2004 4:46pm
Damn, I just remembered. I have been planning this for so long!!! I was going to wake up at around 5 on april fool's day and completely fill up the first 2 pages of this forum with a thread called "APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" with the same thing in the text. I thought of that like at least 5 months ago, no exageration, and I missed my chance.



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