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returntothepit >> discuss >> 7-18 SUMMER SLAUGHTER TOUR @ Pallaidum -- Necrophagist / Hivesmasher / Ensifirum Darkest Hour / Winds Of Plague Dying Fetus / Born Of Osiris Origin / Beneath The Massacre After The Burial / Decrepit Birth Blackguard by brodown on May 27,2009 4:53pm
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toggletoggle post by brodown at May 27,2009 4:53pm edited May 27,2009 4:53pm
You read that shit right.



PLEASE buy your tickets from Hivesmasher! Email us at HIVESMASHER@GMAIL.COM or come find us at a show!

Check out www.summerslaughter.com or www.thepalladium.net for more info and full lineup.




toggletoggle post by brodown at May 27,2009 5:05pm
FUCKERS



toggletoggle post by blue  at May 27,2009 5:09pm
Um, what????? Awesome!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by JustinSteele   at May 27,2009 5:13pm
ya, i would definitely say your thread is better...



toggletoggle post by brodown at May 27,2009 5:14pm
Blue, it surprised the shit out of me too.



toggletoggle post by JustinSteele   at May 27,2009 5:51pm
Not for nothin, but someone's post on this show has more hits and replys...



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at May 27,2009 5:56pm
again, maybe I'll go to this now!



toggletoggle post by brodown at May 27,2009 11:26pm
Sheer madness.



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at May 28,2009 8:18am
what's the penalty for taking a dump on stage and throwing it?



toggletoggle post by timma at May 28,2009 9:10am
who said there's a penalty?



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at May 28,2009 10:23am
touche



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 28,2009 10:47am
are you gonna cover Korn at this show too?



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at May 28,2009 10:48am
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
are you gonna cover Korn at this show too?
I hear their Got the Life cover is the bee's knees



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 28,2009 10:59am
lol they did blind at that oasis show... serious business



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at May 28,2009 11:02am
OH NO DEY DIN'T



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at May 28,2009 11:03am
seriously I don't remember that...but my memory is terrible ...and I was drinking, so yea....



toggletoggle post by BrianDBB  at May 28,2009 11:04am
Drive-By Bukkake was originally offered the time slot... but Necrophagist flat out REFUSED to play after us.



toggletoggle post by BrianDBB  at May 28,2009 11:05am
Oh and grats smasher! Should be a sweet time... I'm still working on your layout by the way.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 28,2009 11:54am
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
seriously I don't remember that...but my memory is terrible ...and I was drinking, so yea....


i think they were just goofin around... there was a lot of blacking out at that show so i'm not surprised.



toggletoggle post by aaronNLI at May 28,2009 1:28pm
maybe with the return of Limp Biscuit we'll do one of their songs! none the less, I want to plan some mischief that would put GWAR to shame....



toggletoggle post by NuclearWinter at May 28,2009 4:42pm
So glad I'll be no where near the United States while this horseshit is taking place. Wankfest deluxe.



toggletoggle post by Eli_hhcb at May 28,2009 5:01pm
^ serious poster is serious



toggletoggle post by brodown at Jun 9,2009 1:16pm
Tickets obtained from promoter, now we get to officially start bugging our friends to buy them. What joy.

PM me, email hivesmasher@gmail.com or come to a show if you want one. Free full-length in it for you if you do.




toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 9,2009 1:18pm
how much?



toggletoggle post by brodown at Jun 9,2009 3:18pm
$25, we'll either make arrangements to meet you somewhere or you could always paypal us money and we could drop em in the mail. Or just come to one of our upcoming shows. Whatever works.



toggletoggle post by tomx nli at Jun 9,2009 4:28pm
yo d00dz save me a ticket.



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Jun 11,2009 12:03pm
BUY A TICKET, GET A FREE CD!



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jun 11,2009 12:13pm
i needz one ticket



toggletoggle post by blue  at Jun 11,2009 12:20pm
I wonder how many atrocious locals I've never heard of will be on the 2nd stage. Me thinks the smash will pwn everyone.



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Jun 11,2009 1:02pm
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
i needz one ticket


stop by Obriens friday and I'll have one for you!



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jun 11,2009 1:13pm
okay



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 11,2009 1:16pm
brodown said[orig][quote]
$25, we'll either make arrangements to meet you somewhere or you could always paypal us money and we could drop em in the mail. Or just come to one of our upcoming shows. Whatever works.


i was plannin on goin to the upcomming metal thursday so i'll just grab one there.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jun 11,2009 6:08pm
blue said[orig][quote]
I wonder how many atrocious locals I've never heard of will be on the 2nd stage. Me thinks the smash will pwn everyone.


So far they're among the bands I wanna see most on this lineup.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Jun 11,2009 8:25pm
Congrats to hivesmasher.



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Jun 12,2009 11:43am
now, what can we do to make this the most memorable, obnoxious, and terrifying set ever?



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jun 12,2009 11:45am
bring the dildo, and smack everyone with it within striking distance?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 12,2009 12:17pm
oh shit, I gotta get one shooting this.



toggletoggle post by dick66 at Jun 12,2009 5:10pm
I'm gonna have to vote for bags of flour, and super soakers filled with asparagus pee



toggletoggle post by brodown at Jun 18,2009 12:32pm
anyone needing a ticket, come on down to Ralph's tonight...



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Jun 22,2009 2:34am
buy tickets yo



toggletoggle post by brodown at Jun 25,2009 2:49pm
FUCK



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Jun 27,2009 11:43am
FUDGE



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jun 27,2009 2:22pm
Anyone in Hivesmasher pm me with a phone number so I can get a ticket.



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic@thecoolidge at Jun 27,2009 2:52pm
Just make sure Hivesmasher goes on after 7:30 please.



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Jun 29,2009 3:20pm
Time is running out! Buy your tickets NOWWWWW



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Jun 29,2009 6:29pm
So how many local bands are playing this and who are they? I keep hearing about different ones.



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic@thecoolidge at Jun 29,2009 6:57pm
My band, the Wren Leaders, is playing.



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Jun 29,2009 10:55pm
I've only heard of Hivesmasher and my band Dismantle The Cyborg.



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Jun 30,2009 12:40am
I heard Mordisk and What Lies Beneath The Tide are playing



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Jun 30,2009 12:42am
Dismantle The Cyborg is playing too? Rad! Hopefully you guys will be playing after 7ish.



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Jun 30,2009 12:49am
Yea, we got on after we won that battle of the bands at Rocko's a couple weeks ago.



toggletoggle post by Pires at Jun 30,2009 12:57am
WTF? So many locals on this now. What happened? Is this going on the whole tour? Is suffocation still on? Why won't someone please think of the children!?!?



toggletoggle post by blue  at Jun 30,2009 8:27am
SS has a second stage for locals all across the US. Probably so they can take in more dough from presale tickets.



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Jun 30,2009 9:31am
and Dysentery isn't playing? For shame!



toggletoggle post by brodown at Jun 30,2009 1:02pm
That's exactly what it is...cashing in on suckers like us, haha.

Its really no different than playing a show at Anyclub-USA and being given tickets to sell in exchange for opening for whatever popular band it may be.

To me, its like shopping at Walmart...I try and support a local business if I can, but if they'll sell me muscle relaxers for $4 a bottle, I can't fight it.

Likewise, getting to play in front of a bunch of peeps at the Palladium is worth doing a bit of legwork and doing the promoter's job for them...even though I'm not huge on the ticket sales thing.

Whaddyagonnado.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 30,2009 1:08pm
hobby rockers



toggletoggle post by blue  at Jun 30,2009 1:39pm
I intend to support hivesmasher and buy a ticket from ya.



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Jul 1,2009 1:27am
I keep hearing about bands dropping off this tour. My guitarist told me Decrepit Birth dropped off. Is this true!?!?



toggletoggle post by BSV at Jul 1,2009 1:38am
MillenialKingdom said[orig][quote]
I keep hearing about bands dropping off this tour. My guitarist told me Decrepit Birth dropped off. Is this true!?!?


They were only on the first half of the tour.



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Jul 1,2009 11:49am
Oh ok.



toggletoggle post by t2daeeknli at Jul 1,2009 7:51pm
bumpump. next week... rock n roll



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Jul 3,2009 12:07pm
2 weeks away. get your tickets through hivesmasher@gmail.com



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Jul 7,2009 11:53am
bump



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Jul 7,2009 11:56am
so who is actually playing this?



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Jul 7,2009 11:56am
us. Dying Fetus. Origin. Dismantle the Cyborg. some other dudes.



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Jul 7,2009 12:41pm
I can't wait to see Ensiferum.



toggletoggle post by BrianDBB  at Jul 8,2009 9:51am
Aaron do you guys still have tix left? Can I get 2 off you on Saturday?



toggletoggle post by aaron_michaelNLI at Jul 8,2009 10:41am
You bet!



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jul 8,2009 10:58am
BSV said[orig][quote]
MillenialKingdom said[orig][quote]
I keep hearing about bands dropping off this tour. My guitarist told me Decrepit Birth dropped off. Is this true!?!?


They were only on the first half of the tour.


They're only the second half you mean, They're playing this date according to their myspace.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jul 8,2009 5:25pm
Aaron, I'll also be buying one from you saturday. I'll be late to that show, but I still wanna buy a ticket so don't leave til I get one or you're a pussy.



toggletoggle post by brodown at Jul 10,2009 12:19pm
8 days left bump



toggletoggle post by aaron_michaelNLI at Jul 12,2009 5:58pm
6 days left! Get your tickets NOW. At this point, contact us, and we'll meet up with you!

Hivesmasher@gmail.com



toggletoggle post by BrianDBB  at Jul 13,2009 10:59am
Bump for the smasha! Any set times announced for this yet? I'll be there all day most likely, just wondering.



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Jul 13,2009 11:03am
I second the request for set times.



toggletoggle post by porphyria at Jul 13,2009 11:05am
wow, no decrepit birth, or suffocation?



toggletoggle post by brodown at Jul 13,2009 11:36am
Working on getting the set times, haven't received word back yet...as soon as I know you'll know, even if it means posting them from my phone when we check in on Saturday.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jul 13,2009 11:53am
If suffo and decrepit aren't on this I'm going to be fucking pissed. Pretty much my reasons for going,



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 13,2009 2:42pm
the good ole bait n switch



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jul 13,2009 5:18pm
No Suffo, no Decrepit Birth, no Dying Fetus. Pissed.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jul 13,2009 5:20pm
are you fucking kidding? I'm considering not even going even though i have a ticket. Only band i want to see is origin and i can see reign supreme, shai hulud and the carrier. fuck this shit.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jul 13,2009 5:21pm
Origin, necrophagist, Dismantle the Cyborg, and Hivesmasher. That's where my list stands.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jul 13,2009 5:23pm
I'm like SO pissed right now. Are you sure about decrepit birth because they still have the date on their myspace? Maybe ill go for them and origin then go to the show in haverhill.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jul 13,2009 5:25pm
From what I heard they just dropped off about halfway through. I hope it's not true as well, because I'm also pretty pissed about it. Someone should tell them to play or they're pussies.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jul 13,2009 5:26pm
I'm gonna send a facebook message to their guitarist.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jul 13,2009 5:35pm
DB are playing as of now.

Definitely no DF or Suffo. I'm sending an angry letter to the dude who put this on. There's no info about suffocation/DF no playing particular dates. I wouldn't have bought a ticket if I knew this.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jul 13,2009 5:38pm
At least I still get to see DB.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jul 13,2009 5:40pm
SO MAD.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jul 13,2009 5:44pm
Fucking pissssssssed. MAKES ME WANNA TYPE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS TO SHOW HOW PISSED I AM WITH A LOT OF EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jul 13,2009 5:45pm
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jul 13,2009 5:46pm
NO U



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jul 13,2009 5:48pm
I can tell when I'm mad when i suddenly want to go to the gym. I never want to go to the gym.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jul 13,2009 5:51pm
I started a new workout the other day. Flipping tractor tires. The big, 350 pound ones. It works.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 13,2009 5:52pm
g-g-g-g-gaaaaayyyy



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jul 13,2009 6:01pm
Faggot.



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Jul 13,2009 6:10pm
u mad



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 13,2009 6:20pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
g-g-g-g-gaaaaayyyy


i was refereing to the bands dropping off...didnt see your tractor posts



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jul 13,2009 10:30pm
Fair enough good sir. Three of the best bands dropped off and I agree, it is completely gay.



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Jul 14,2009 1:48am
No Dying Fetus?? what the fuck?!



toggletoggle post by blue  at Jul 14,2009 7:42am
Wow, that's amazing that SS is advertising big headliners and they aren't even palying all the dates.

Grant give me your ticket, I still need to promote my gay fest at this gay tour regardless.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jul 14,2009 11:37am
I'm pretty sure I'm just gonna leave after origin then go the the shai hulud show right after.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jul 14,2009 4:15pm
Apparently decrepit birth didnt play the chicago date so i take back decrepit birth playing.

blue you want to buy my ticket for like 15 or 20 or something?



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Jul 14,2009 5:11pm
we go on at 3:30 on the 2nd stage



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Jul 14,2009 5:18pm
really? fuck, I won't be making your set...



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jul 14,2009 5:30pm
Yeah, I'm pretty much heading out halfway through cuz I could have a better time at my friends 21st bday party getting hammered. Will be there from the start of the show up until I feel like leaving.



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Jul 14,2009 5:37pm
not because I don't want to see your set, but because I got work until 6 and won't make it out there until 7.



toggletoggle post by blue  at Jul 14,2009 7:14pm
Grant, ill give you 15 bucks and a stack of NEDF flyers, that sound like a deal?



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jul 14,2009 7:16pm
Hit me up on aim later on braaaa



toggletoggle post by I_am_not_me   at Jul 14,2009 11:27pm
That's pretty frustrating that Suffocation and Dying Fetus are off. Is Ensiferum on at least?

And why couldn't like...Darkest Hour drop off? Or Winds of Plague?



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jul 14,2009 11:29pm
exactly. and oh yeah. theres SEVEN locals on this. thats right. FUCKING SEVEN.




toggletoggle post by vladdrac at Jul 15,2009 12:30am
No Suffocation! No Dying Fetus! No way!
Fortunately I saw this festival in CT.



toggletoggle post by brodown at Jul 15,2009 11:47am
Bummed that some good bands dropped off, but should still be a hell of a time...



toggletoggle post by tomx nli at Jul 15,2009 1:57pm
no suffocation and no decrepit birth means this is a no go.

necrophagist is great but i've seen them four times already, and its irritating that they only play two songs off of onset. plus they need to just fucking stop touring and record.



toggletoggle post by HeavensJail_nli at Jul 15,2009 2:06pm


An eccentric English Metalhead [John Cleese] walks up to Henry Orgone [Michael Palin]'s ticket window at the Palladium, past the homeless bouzouki player [Rich Bova].

Metalhead: Good Morning.

Orgone: Good morning, Sir. Welcome to the Worcester Palladium!

Metalhead: Ah, thank you, my good man.

Orgone: What can I do for you, Sir?

Metalhead: Well, I was, uh, sitting in Irish Times across the way just now, skimming through "Rogue Herrys" by Hugh Walpole and having a few pints, and I suddenly came over all lamed out.

Orgone: Lamed out, sir?

Metalhead: Ennuient.

Orgone: Eh?

Metalhead: 'Ee, Ah wor bored-loike!

Orgone: Ah, bored!

Metalhead: In a nutshell. And I thought to myself, "a little of the old thrash and slam will do the trick," so, I curtailed my Walpoling activites, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the attendance of some vituperative riffage!

Orgone: Come again?

Metalhead: I want to see some death metal.

Orgone: Oh, I thought you were complaining about the bouzouki player!

Metalhead: Oh, heaven forbid: I am one who delights in ALL manifestations of the Terpsichorean muse!

Orgone: Sorry?

Metalhead: A BOUZOUKI IS FINE TOO!

Orgone: So he can go on playing, can he?

Metalhead: Most certainly! Now then, a ticket please, my good man.

Orgone: (lustily) Certainly, sir. Who are you interested to see?

Metalhead: Well, eh, how about Suffocation.

Orgone: I'm, a-fraid Suffocation's not playing, sir.

Metalhead: Oh, never mind, how about Dying Fetus?

Orgone: I'm afraid they're not playing either, sir.

Metalhead: Tish tish. No matter. Well, stout yeoman, Decrepit Birth, if they're not done yet.

Orgone: Ah! They're on the second half of the tour, sir, the next two weeks. Not today.

Metalhead: 'T's Not my lucky day, is it? Aah, Origin?

Orgone: Sorry, sir.

Metalhead: Beneath The Massacre?

Orgone: Normally, sir, yes. Today their van broke down.

Metalhead: Ah. Born of Osiris?

Orgone: Sorry.

Metalhead: After The Burial? Ensiferum?

Orgone: No.

Metalhead: Any Norweigan black metal, per chance.

Orgone: No, none at all.

Metalhead: Blackguard?

Orgone: No.

Metalhead: Darkest Hour?

Orgone: No.

Metalhead: Hivesmasher?

Orgone: No.

Metalhead: Dismantle the Cyborg?

Orgone: No.

Metalhead: What Lies Beneath The Tide?

Orgone: (pause) No.

Metalhead: Mordisk?

Orgone: No.

Metalhead: Dysentery?

Orgone: No.

Metalhead: Axiom, Blessed Offal, Summoning Hate, Goreality, Macerated, Mortal Decay, Sapremia, Sexcrement, Bone Ritual?

Orgone: No.

Metalhead: Winds of Plague, perhaps?

Orgone: Ah! We have Winds of Plague playing, yessir.

Metalhead: (surprised) You do! Excellent.

Orgone: Yessir. They're..ah,.....they're a bit crappy...

Metalhead: Oh, I'll take it crappy.

Orgone: Well,.. they're very crappy, actually, sir.

Metalhead: No matter. Fetch hither the deathcore de la Weeaboo! Mmmwah!

Orgone: I...think they're a bit crappier than you'll like, sir.

Metalhead: I don't care how fucking crappy it is. Proffer the death metal with all speed.

Orgone: Oooooooooohhh........!

Metalhead: What now?

Orgone: They've broken up and cancelled.

Metalhead: (pause) Have they.

Orgone: Yes, sir.

(pause)

Metalhead: Sinister?

Orgone: No.

Metalhead: Skinless?

Orgone: No.

Metalhead: Immolation?

Orgone: No.

Metalhead: Austrian Death Machine?

Orgone: No.

Metalhead: Coffins?

Orgone: No, sir.

Metalhead: You...do *have* some death metal, don't you?

Orgone: (brightly) Of course, sir. It's the Summer Slaughter tour, sir. We've got--

Metalhead: No no... don't tell me. I'm keen to guess.

Orgone: Fair enough.

Metalhead: Uuuuuh, Orgone.

Orgone: Yes?

Metalhead: Ah, well then! When do they go on!

Orgone: Oh! I thought you were talking to me, sir. Henry Orgone, that's my name.

(pause)

Metalhead: Abigail Williams?

Orgone: Uh, not as such.

Metalhead: Uuh, Goatwhore?

Orgone: no

Metalhead: Abysmal Dawn,

Orgone: no

Metalhead: SWWAATS,

Orgone: no

Metalhead: Hirudinea,

Orgone: no

Metalhead: Daath,

Orgone: no

Metalhead: Parasitic Extirpation,

Orgone: no

Metalhead: Embalmer?

Orgone: Not *today*, sir, no.

(pause)

Metalhead: Aah, how about Warbringer?

Orgone: Well, we don't get much call for them around here, sir.

Metalhead: Not much ca--They only get booked onto on every sodding metal tour in the world!

Orgone: Not 'round here, sir.

Metalhead: {pause}and what IS the most popular death metal band 'round hyah?

Orgone: Gorefest, sir.

Metalhead: ARE they.

Orgone: Oh, yes, they're staggeringly popular in this manor, squire.

Metalhead: Are they.

Orgone: They're our number one best draw, sir!

Metalhead: I see. Uuh...Gorefest, eh?

Orgone: Right, sir.

Metalhead: All right. Okay. 'Are they playing?' he asked, expecting the answer 'no'.

Orgone: I'll have a look, sir... nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnno.

Metalhead: It's not much of a death metal tour, is it?

Orgone: Finest in the States!

Metalhead: (annoyed) Explain the logic underlying that conclusion, please.

Orgone: Well, it sticks straight to the schedule, sir!

Metalhead: It's certainly uncontaminated by bands playing too long and mucking things up....

Orgone: (brightly) You haven't asked me about Necrophagist, sir.

Metalhead: Would it be worth it?

Orgone: Could be....

Metalhead: Are --SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI OFF!

Orgone: Told you sir....

Metalhead: (slowly) Are Necrophagist playing?

Orgone: No.

Metalhead: Figures. Predictable, really I suppose. It was an act of purest optimism to have posed the question in the first place. Tell me

Orgone: Yessir?

Metalhead: Are there any bands playing on this tour at all.

Orgone: Yes, sir.

Metalhead: Really?

(pause) Orgone: No. Not really, sir.

Metalhead: There aren't.

Orgone: Nosir. Not a one. I was deliberately wasting your time, sir.

Metalhead: Well I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you.

Orgone: Right-0, sir.

The metalhead takes out a gun and shoots the ticket taker.

Metalhead: What a *senseless* waste of human life.




toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 15,2009 2:11pm
that is one of the best things I've ever read.



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Jul 15,2009 2:16pm
that was bloody brilliant!



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 15,2009 2:18pm
holy shit that was awesome



toggletoggle post by JustinSteele   at Jul 15,2009 2:24pm
really an astounding adaptation. bravo.



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Jul 15,2009 2:37pm
A+ would read again



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jul 15,2009 2:40pm
I'm so confused by that conversation

Orgone is good though

http://www.myspace.com/orgoneus



toggletoggle post by I_am_not_me   at Jul 15,2009 3:24pm
I'd be perfectly fine with all the bands not showing up if Rich Bova were playing a bouzouki.



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Jul 15,2009 3:56pm
hahaha



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Jul 15,2009 3:59pm
so seriously who is actually playing and when?!



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Jul 15,2009 4:04pm
Haven't the faintest anymore. We're on at 3:40 f'sures.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 15,2009 4:04pm
no one ..EVAR >:[



toggletoggle post by BrianDBB  at Jul 15,2009 4:05pm
Alright I just got word of the final lineup... but keep it on the downlow it's not supposed to leak yet.



ANDREW WK 2PM-11PM
GREEN JELLY 11PM-5AM
DIO 5AM-510AM
HIVESMASHER 510AM-511AM
EUROPE 512AM-520am (final countdown set)
SOD 520AM-2PM



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Jul 15,2009 4:06pm
ok that lineup is actually pretty awesome



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 15,2009 4:10pm
1 minute set is brootal.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jul 15,2009 5:35pm
Still leaving at some point after Origin. I'll see Necrophagist next year when half the bands don't drop off. Plus, two songs off Onset? Fail. That should be their whole set.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 15,2009 5:45pm
i'm expecting Origin to be loud enough to hear from my porch.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jul 15,2009 5:54pm
Which is one of my favorite things about them.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 15,2009 6:10pm
i cant wait to listen to antithesis when i get out of work. BLAST ATTACK



toggletoggle post by BSV at Jul 16,2009 12:00am
shit guy, I'm confused.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Jul 16,2009 12:19am
You'll be leaving really fuckin early if you're planning on splitting after Origin. I was legitimately butt-hurt at Born Of Osiris (who tie Winds Of Plague and School of Seven Bells as worst bands I've seen live) going on after Origin in Hartford and playing what seemed to be an interminably longer set. Horseshit.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jul 16,2009 4:53pm
I'm not gonna leave right after them, I'll probably stick around and hang out with some buddies for a little while, but I don't feel like waiting 5 more hours to see Necrophagist.



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Jul 16,2009 5:22pm edited Jul 16,2009 5:23pm
hmm...



toggletoggle post by anon at Jul 17,2009 3:15pm
What time does doors open?



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Jul 17,2009 3:38pm
2pm I think.



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Jul 18,2009 9:39am
See you all(baha) there!



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Jul 18,2009 11:47am
BSV said[orig][quote]
shit guy, I'm confused.


Right? Who's actually playing this?



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jul 18,2009 11:48am
Bunch of dudes.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 18,2009 11:49am
it's funny cause josh should know more than any of us.



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Jul 18,2009 11:50am
Got a full list, Rev?



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jul 18,2009 11:50am
I think Decrepit Birth is still playing after all. That brings my boner back a little bit.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jul 18,2009 11:53am
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
too many great shows today



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jul 18,2009 12:24pm
Yeah but there's also a few shitty shows going on as well.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 18,2009 12:43pm
I got shit!



toggletoggle post by aaron_michaelNLI at Jul 18,2009 1:25pm
We're here, Origins here, Decrepit Birth is here. Its hot out. Fuck.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 18,2009 2:45pm
so fucking hot. bring a towel for you butt.
no fooling.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 18,2009 2:59pm
scapel just played. idk them, but it was pretty good. it's like an oven upstairs.



toggletoggle post by aaron_michaelNLI at Jul 18,2009 3:10pm
Dismantle is killing it right now. They sound HUGE. Fucking hot. Sweating my dick off.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 18,2009 3:24pm
aaron, you are going to die in 40 upstairsm. I can't take it up here. INSTANT swamp ass.

dismantle did rule down stairs even though there was no mention of rich bove. wtf! that dude died for your sins.

funny, I went upstairs for mrodisk and there were tons of people down stairs, but not many upstairs.

mordisk sounds killer (plus weed). they are right before you guys (plus weed)



toggletoggle post by DrewBloodMobile at Jul 18,2009 3:46pm
I don't know who the hell was playing downstairs, but it was wyld homo so I went upstairs to listen to Hivesmasher soundcheck. Turns out I made a good decision.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 18,2009 3:50pm
blackguard is pretty tight downstairs. im surprised that the headliners have already started down here. they did in fact mention that their last show was their first us show ever. nice.



toggletoggle post by DrewBloodMobile at Jul 18,2009 3:55pm
Speaking of wyld homo aaron is wearing knee high white socks and didn't even say hi. :(



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 18,2009 3:56pm
ithink i just posted pictures of the schedule to my facebook if anyone wants to look. hivesmasher is standing awkwardly on stage



toggletoggle post by DrewBloodMobile at Jul 18,2009 4:35pm
Necrophagist was gnarly, I'm still slick from the Hivesmasher set. HS sounded great upstairs and I'm glad they ended with Ugly Cat.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 18,2009 4:36pm
I wore drews glasses for 1/2 of one song and wanted to puke. the vocals didn't sound right up there unless you were standing in front of the pa.

decrepit birth played either a short set or the shortest set. weird. I think that the singer would fit right in a smoke circle at a phish show. always amazes me when a chilled out dude like that sings for a brutal baby butchering dm band.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 18,2009 5:35pm
acaro want as epic as when it was downstairs, but it was fun. lots of headbanging.

after the burial was a bit more deathcore and a bit less techy than I remember. their bass drops almost made me poop myself. like a punch to the chest.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 18,2009 7:30pm
fallen shall raise were sort of odd for the show, but they played well.

origin sounded "m'eh" does start, but when I went upstairs to the balcony, it as great. crystal clear.

what lies beneath the tide used to be metalcore, but with the new name, they are more deathmetal/core. up against origin, but they had a bunch of friends up there braving the heat.

I almost missed born of osiris cause I was chatting in the office. I ended up coming down with their set in fullswing. the crowd surfers were quite numerous.



toggletoggle post by blue  at Jul 18,2009 7:59pm
Saw the smasha, decrepit and origin. Been burning with DB all day long, good time. After pahty in the pahkin laht



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Jul 18,2009 8:24pm
it excited me to see Blue standing right in front when we started.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Jul 18,2009 8:30pm
I bet it did.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 18,2009 9:00pm
upstairs is over now. downstairs is still rocking hard.

winds of plague have come a loong way on all the tours and and member changes. rheir stage presence is 100x better than it used to be. they own that big stage now. reminds me exactly when bleeding through first made the transition from the small to the big stages.



toggletoggle post by quintessence  at Jul 18,2009 9:30pm
I wish I could show up and just watch Suffocation and Dying Fetus for a reduced price. Oh well.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 18,2009 9:43pm
yeah, 2 bands not playing.



toggletoggle post by Pires at Jul 18,2009 9:52pm
Fetus isn playing either???? Man I'm glad I didn't take time off of work. Necrophagist would be sweet but not with all of the garbage beforehand.



toggletoggle post by blue  at Jul 18,2009 10:35pm
Spent a few hours after origin played in the parking lot, then left.



toggletoggle post by JustinSteele   at Jul 18,2009 10:58pm
I hung out wit you Blue, I know what you were wearing. It was... NOTHING!!!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 19,2009 12:34am
back and working on 100's and 1000's and 10000's of pictures



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 19,2009 1:58am
pictures



toggletoggle post by BrianDBB  at Jul 19,2009 9:28am
FUNNNNNNN SHOW! Hivesmasher, Dismantle the Cyborg, Decrepit Birth, Orgin, and Necrophagist! Can't complain.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 19,2009 10:14am
and you gave me a couple high-fives. definitely one of your best nights.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jul 19,2009 11:48am
Had a good time. Would have been better if Dying Fetusd and Suffocation were there to play between shitty bands rather than two straight hours of shitty bands, but it was well worth it when Necrophagist came on.
By the way, I disagree with rev because I thought Origin fucking killed.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jul 19,2009 11:53am


CRAZY ASIAN OH NO



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Jul 19,2009 1:48pm
Origin, Ensiferum and Necrophagist were my faves of the night.

When we played, there was actually a decent amount of people. Not gonna lie and say I wasn't nervous because I definitely was. Once we started going, it was awesome. I hope we can play there again in the future.



toggletoggle post by BSV at Jul 19,2009 3:23pm
was so blitzed when I walked in for Origin, I almost had a seizure. fucking sick set from them. where were all those people for the past few Origin shows that weren't at the paygaydium?



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Jul 24,2009 12:10am


kristin, from winds of plague...



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jul 24,2009 12:13am
Thank God



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jul 25,2009 1:25pm
The things I would do to her are unforgivable.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jul 25,2009 1:43pm
haha i love that picture



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jul 25,2009 1:52pm
MOAR



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