Just checked the spam folder on an older email account. The first message on the list is titled "CLOWNS RAPED COPS" and the body of the letter is for 80% off viagra and levitra from Canadian pharmacies.

Who can top it?

That's a pretty good one. All I got was "Penis Size" and the body was "Increase the size of your penis and make all the girls want to feel it!" Sounds legit.

Send them your credit card number. What's the worst that could happen??

I feel like they deserve my identity if they get that good.

I mean, they took the time to personally write you an email for a product they thought you'd enjoy. The least they deserve is your SSN.

"Clowns Raped Cops" just happens to appeal to my sensibilities.

Better yet, I am going to send blank checks to the Nigerian address they sent me. Hey, they promised me a 300% return on my investment, what could possibly go wrong?

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you know, that would be funny if a staggering amount of the population didn't actually say and do it.

I 30% believe that's a real email subject, 70% think you said it to a black girl.

I dont know but I want in

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You can't really top anything that involves clown rape, but "Message from NAMBLA: 20% of Prescription Drugs" was rather absurd. It's very reassuring to know that NAMBLA is looking out for your health and your wallet.

this man is a genius

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"The clown haaaas no penis"

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They're discussing You on 4chan

huh?

This is a spam subject thread, right? That was a spam subject I received.

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