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returntothepit >> discuss >> News Article: self crucifixtion by the_reverend on Mar 17,2004 11:00am
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toggletoggle post by litacore   at Mar 17,2004 11:03am
"When he realized that he was unable to nail his other hand to the board, he called 911," said Boucher. It was unclear whether the man was seeking assistance for his injury or help in nailing his other hand down.



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Mar 17,2004 11:04am
I . . . ummm . . . I . . .

MWAH-HA-HA-HA!

fucking ma-roon!



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Mar 17,2004 11:04am
bahahaha


nuff said



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Mar 17,2004 11:29am
silly man that's why you need ROMAN friends phhht



toggletoggle post by handinjury at Mar 17,2004 11:31am
Too many stupid people in this world!



toggletoggle post by Falcifer at Mar 17,2004 11:32am
Just like a Young Ones episode... too stupid.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Mar 17,2004 12:17pm
isn't suicide a sin?



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Mar 17,2004 3:32pm
you would think that he would have thought that one thorugh a little better....



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Mar 17,2004 4:06pm
Falcifer said:
Just like a Young Ones episode... too stupid.


hahaha--

EPISODE: DEMOLITION

their house is about to be torn down for being a "health hazard"
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Neil (walking out into the driveway holding a huge pot full of steaming lentils): "Hey lads I cooked up this pot of lentils and seaweed as a . . . sort of . . . last positive action . . . (looks up to see Rick crucified against the side of the house) . . . Hey Rick man what are you doing with my my crucifix man?"

Rick (shushing him): Just TESTING!

Neil: "Look, I think I should just lay this on you man, that's a really negative way to kill yourself. I've tried it hundred of times. There's no way you can hammer in the last nail."
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JESUS CHRIST ISN'T IT FUCKING SAD I KNOW THE YOUNG ONES EPISODES BY HEART?

I'm worse than a Monty Python geek . . .



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Mar 18,2004 1:21am
funny that as i read that outloud at work, someone said "how did he nail his other hand?" right as i was reading the title

lol

they are gonna blame "passions of christ" for sure



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