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returntothepit >> discuss >> Brown water with lots of peas and mushrooms coming out of both ends DISAFUCKINGPREESH by DestroyYouAlot on Feb 17,2009 2:31pm
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toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 17,2009 2:31pm
Fuck this stomach bug shit. Fuck it hard. IN THE EAR.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 17,2009 2:31pm



toggletoggle post by c.DeAD at Feb 17,2009 2:33pm
Colon Blow?



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Feb 17,2009 2:34pm
sounds delish.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 17,2009 2:37pm edited Feb 17,2009 2:38pm
I just polished off a bowl of sour cream and chives mashed potatoes, which is the first I've eaten in about 24 hours. WICKED SUPER PSYCHED TO SEE HOW IT LOOKS WHEN I SEE IT AGAIN IN AN HOUR.

[/EDITED FOR DAN QUAYLE SPELLING]



toggletoggle post by darkwor  at Feb 17,2009 2:46pm
blame the viet food.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 17,2009 2:48pm
I've been cursed by Scientologists.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Feb 17,2009 2:50pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
I've been cursed by Scientologists.


the name of which must not be spoken HAS BEEN SPOKEN




toggletoggle post by Yeti at Feb 17,2009 3:26pm
its been approximately an hour. how do the potatoes look for their return visit?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 17,2009 3:40pm
fact:

DYA is the person who smears shit on the bathroom walls of Sound Museum in Brighton



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 17,2009 3:58pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
its been approximately an hour. how do the potatoes look for their return visit?


So far, nothing. I'm imagining they're currently somewhat spackle-like.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 17,2009 4:03pm
See? He ignores it.
He smears shit on the walls.
I'm sure some of you have seen it on the 2nd floor bathroom.



toggletoggle post by c.DeAD at Feb 17,2009 4:13pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
See? He ignores it.
He smears shit on the walls.
I'm sure some of you have seen it on the 2nd floor bathroom.


I think I have seen his work. Did he do an inverted cross with his brown leavings?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 17,2009 4:14pm
YOU'LL NEVER STOP ME



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 17,2009 4:25pm
yes. the inverted shit cross. very clever, and yet, amusing.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 17,2009 8:34pm
Shit, I wish I could claim responsibility for that.



toggletoggle post by ZJD   at Feb 17,2009 9:17pm
i threw up rice the other day. im pretty sure it is the worst think to throw up.



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Feb 17,2009 9:20pm
ZJD said[orig][quote]
i threw up rice the other day. im pretty sure it is the worst think to throw up.

no, whiskey sours.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Feb 17,2009 9:49pm
got a fever of 102. cant wait to jump on the express train to vomit town



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 19,2009 8:03am
First real deuce after this nonsense, and it was fucking bright yellow. (Pic only because I know Conservationist is gonna ask.)



The pic doesn't do the yellowness justice. Oh, also, I don't know how these got on my phone, but:




toggletoggle post by Pires at Feb 22,2009 8:25am
just fought this. All day yesterday, puking and shitting. Bacon and olive pizza IS the worst thing to throw up. The bacon hurts coming up, I got some in my nose, and the cheese just doesn't help either. I'm better now. Still pissing out the ass though, but I can deal with it.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Feb 22,2009 11:56am
i havent had a solid shit in over a week. all i can eat is soup and jelly toast. this is horrid.

PIRES - stay away from Dairy products ...i'm tellin you.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Feb 22,2009 12:21pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
inverted shit cross


New band name.

INVERTED SHITCROSS will be playing live in San Ysidro, Texas, on July 1, 2012.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Feb 22,2009 12:22pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]




This rules. Can I submit to turds.com?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 23,2009 1:58pm
SUBMIT AWAY, MY GOOD FELLOW.



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